shrimp piss city

I can't guarantee a safe passage; but, I can offer an adventurous voyage.

[yourlocaladhder]

"It's ok to disappoint people." has got to be MOST powerful, life changing advice I have ever heard.

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

summer beach 🏖️

[clubsdeuce]

spilling a drink is one of the deepest pains imaginable. the loss of delicious liquids. the knowledge your adult ass needs a little no-spill baby sippy cup. now you have to clean instead of enjoy your delicious beverage and pray that the ants dont discover youre a god damn fool

[myalgicencephalomyelitiscfstom]

[comagarden]

maybe we will be keychains on the same key ring in the next life

[sosaysdean]

I hate applying for jobs. “desired salary for this role” one billion dollars next question

[fairycosmos]

i hate nerves and anxiety. oh nooo i am scared of acting like a weird bitch to remedy this i will act like a weird bitch

[carolsturka]

huge fan of reading and learning, but also an even bigger fan of sleeping and being unconscious.

[yahahatism]

listening to music with headphones is so awesome especially when it shoots straight into your brain and you can pick out all its little layers like sandwich ingredients

[lakevida]

god it's like nobody even cares that [problem i've taken great pains to make sure nobody will acknowledge] looks like i have no choice but to make it worse in isolation for reasons i can't articulate and don't understand

[prontaentrega]

being aware that your behavior is shaped by childhood experiences is so cringe every time i notice it im like ooo look at her can't even get over what someone told him when she was 7. grow up

[hollowboobtheory]

you ever take a uquiz and realize halfway through that you don’t respect the author and their opinion is useless to you

[hollowboobtheory]

everyone shut up except this person

[papayajuan2019]

will you just let me be silly for a sec. there's this dread so ancient in me

[andrewblurmoved-deactivated2024]

having to ask people if you’re still hanging out is one of the worst things ever . like is our playdate still on? im gonna stab myself

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

fixed a problem at work that i vaguely saw a manager fix once and i did it faster which means that i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin

[monstersovka]

✨🎃 HALLOWEEN SNACKS 🎃✨

[carfuckerlynch]

every day o need to save money and then there is some kind of little fucking item