Shine on, you crazy diamond!

28M Dude who does shit sometimes, but not often.

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm not a puppygirl or a catgirl. I'm a fish. and that is satisfyingly vague and abstract enough for me

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[dreamingnemleria]

[i-am-a-fish]

posture check! time to make your posture worse. it can always be worse. you can get shrimpier. inspiration if you need it:

[duskargentum]

I think quite possibly my favorite line from GLaDOS in all of the media she's been in is "Federal regulations require me to inform you that this next test chamber... Is lookin' pretty good."

She sounds so smug and pleased with herself

[duskargentum]

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[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[courtesycalling]

[draizetrain]

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

[zeadeye]

When I was a kid I thought Master Chief was gender fluid bc I didn't understand who Cortana was so anytime she talked I just thought it was chief being a girl for that sentence

[karnalesbian]

*bites into a bagel from this place* *it clips through my mouth directly into my brain, killing me instantly*

[zoneblues]

[reitonkyouju-archive-blog]

if you reblog my art I’m always gonna check to see if you commented in the tags

[shubbabang]

always

[aki-lis]

ALWAYS

[animentality]

[pekingopera]

Mongolia via PallasDav

[never-obsolete]

Blogger June 2004

[never-obsolete]

Intel Pentium II PC Mag - February 1999