Sam♥Sam

A subordinate to the queen, a loyal subject to the feline, and a herald to romance in various forms. ♡ ◆ ♡ ...

[legitimism]

Do you ever wonder how many people have loved you and never told you?

[f4ke-ing-deactivated20150611]

Or have told you and never loved you.

[theogstevemt]

fuck you both

[with-drops-of-jupiter]

I C A N N O T breathe

[wdwpres-deactivated20190130]

THAT LAST LIKE .01 SECOND

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

OH MY G OD

[lukestarkillerisgay]

i said whoever burned the library of alexandria you’re moms a hoe

[bulletproofgirlscout14]

Tg re 125

Touken Fandom: A kiss, some romantic moments, maybe they'll talk about Yoriko and Hide

Ishida: No. BANG BANG BANG

[misswinry]

THERE GOES OUR ONE- EYED NOT SO VIRGIN ANYMORE KING. We are proud of you. *sniffs sniffs*

[illusionwaltz]

How well do you see color?

I’m cry I scored 60, I feel blind

[batter666-deactivated20180822]

so everyone is aware, a lower score on this means a better score.

[thegaybeany]

I got a 30!!!!!!!! Yes!

[blinkingkills]

7, but i’m an art student so

[bulletproofgirlscout14]

913. WTF. *Color blind as fuck and criticizes for same thing* god what have I done.

[bulletproofgirlscout14]

I just found this after a while and decided to take it again. What did I do between that time??? I got a zero. YOOOOO

[taehyungslittlemullet]

IMAGINE STAR HAVING AN ASMR CHANNEL

star: *whisper* heyyy it’s sassystar37 and today i’m going to be reenacting the great monster massacre

*various crashes and magic blasts*

marco: uhh star is everything okay?

star: shut up marco i’m recording my asmr

*more crashes*

marco: i don’t think that’s how it works

*grunts of a monster getting stabbed*

star: I SAID SHUT UP DIAZ! I HAVE 487 SUBS!

**starfan13 eagerly watches on her laptop**

[cosmocies]

LOOK AT JANNA’S FACE AFTER MARCO CHASES STAR

LOOK AT THE WAY HER EYES SHIFT TO JACKIE

JANNA’S ALL LIKE “OH SHIT WHAT SHE GONNA DO”

[bunnybunnyapple]

MAN, I ACTUALLY DIDN’T HAVE A GOOD TIME

[bulletproofgirlscout14]

starcrushed summary (real)

star: AAAAAAAAAA

marco: AAAAAAAAAAA

star: *calls friends*

friends: hey star what's wrong

star: AAAAAAAAAAA

friends: it'll be ok friend

janna: lets go smoke crack w/ oskar on the roof of 7-11 and fight god

-meanwhile-

marco: jackie im sad

jackie: pizza nuggets

-meanwhile-

oskar: hey star watch this *flings keytar into space*

star: wtf that keytar looked expensive what's wrong with you

oskar: bitch what

star: nvm u cute

oskar: i know

star: gotta blast

-at the diaz house-

star: I need to talk to you

marco: no I need to talk to YOU

star: I swear I don't have a crush on you

marco: fall out boy doesn't lie

star: i swear

marco: mkay

moon: toffee is back we're fucked you gotta leave earth

star: shit ok HEY MARCO

marco: what

star: yeah i was lying lmao i have a big crush on you but now i gotta leave earth cuz shits fucked byeeee

marco: wait what

star: bYEEEEEEEEE

daron nefcy: 🖕🏻😎🖕🏻

[howl-hatter]

Star Butterfly & Marco Diaz Aesthetic

[hazystrangers]

An accurate representation of the fandom after that finale

[perseuesjackson]

everyone knows

[bulletproofgirlscout14]

Lmao me with my friends

[bulletproofgirlscout14]

Gravity Falls: Summer is for family, adventure, and mystery.

Phineas and Ferb: Summer is for friendship, fun, and creativity.

Star Vs The Forces Of Evil: Summer is for heartbreak, pain, and suffering.

[dazthedazzler]

Well done, Mr. Diaz. Only took you two whole seasons to figure it out.

[disney-n-stuff]

Who ordered the two cute elves in love? I DID IT WAS ME

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[endermara12]

OMG GUYS!!!

😱🙃😱