This Is My Town

Jimmy Hopkins | Bully (CCE) | 18 | SHIPS: Danny's Constantinos Brakus | Faceclaim: Cameron Monaghan | Penned by Charlie 

[bullworthsbane]

Smack me and I’ll smack back

I don’t hit girls but I’ll hit an ugly thot

[bullworthsbane]

[bullworthsbane]

Accepting any and all buyers

[60braincell]

Imagine all the hookers you could buy with that

[bullworthsbane]

Sure, or I could buy art supplies

[bullworthsbane]

Accepting any and all buyers

[gauthierbby]

Is it really worth it, though?

[bullworthsbane]

You tell me.

[bullworthsbane]

Accepting any and all buyers

[bullworthsbane]

[Text to @kleptomvnia / Const]

[Text]: So Gord got pissy that I said the Preppies had daddy issues or something

[Text]: Creeped me out

[Text]: If he tries stalking me I’m siccing Bugsy on him

[kleptomvnia]

[ Text ] Jimmy come on-

[ Text ] I have a death wise but Bugsy doesn’t.

[bullworthsbane]

[Text]: Bugsy would rock his shit

[Text]: Especially if he goes for the eyes

[kleptomvnia]

[ Text ] I mean…. if you say so…

[bullworthsbane]

[Text]: I'm kidding, Const

[bullworthsbane]

[Text to @kleptomvnia / Const]

[Text]: So Gord got pissy that I said the Preppies had daddy issues or something

[Text]: Creeped me out

[Text]: If he tries stalking me I’m siccing Bugsy on him

[kleptomvnia]

[ Text ] Jimmy come on-

[ Text ] I have a death wise but Bugsy doesn’t.

[bullworthsbane]

[Text]: Bugsy would rock his shit

[Text]: Especially if he goes for the eyes

[bullworthsbane]

Kept hearing someone clicking their tongue

It's like Morse code but for prostitutes

[bullworthsbane]

[Text to @kleptomvnia / Const]

[Text]: So Gord got pissy that I said the Preppies had daddy issues or something

[Text]: Creeped me out

[Text]: If he tries stalking me I’m siccing Bugsy on him

[bullworthsbane]

Petition to rename the “Preppies” to the “Daddy Issues”

[goldplaitedinsecurity]

Excuse you, but I happen to be perfectly well-adjusted thank you very much.

[bullworthsbane]

But are you tho

[goldplaitedinsecurity]

Of course I am. A future lawyer must keep a cool head under stress.

[bullworthsbane]

[goldplaitedinsecurity]

I say this as your friend and favorite person in the world, a four-year-old dead meme is not going to convince me of anything.

[bullworthsbane]

Wasn’t made aware you suddenly morphed into Constantinos but go off I guess

[goldplaitedinsecurity]

Deny deny deny.

[bullworthsbane]

Do you have a plushie ferret named after me? I don’t think so.

[goldplaitedinsecurity]

Who’s to say I don’t, James.

[bullworthsbane]

Don’t fuckin call me that.

[bullworthsbane]

Petition to rename the “Preppies” to the “Daddy Issues”

[goldplaitedinsecurity]

Excuse you, but I happen to be perfectly well-adjusted thank you very much.

[bullworthsbane]

But are you tho

[goldplaitedinsecurity]

Of course I am. A future lawyer must keep a cool head under stress.

[bullworthsbane]

[goldplaitedinsecurity]

I say this as your friend and favorite person in the world, a four-year-old dead meme is not going to convince me of anything.

[bullworthsbane]

Wasn’t made aware you suddenly morphed into Constantinos but go off I guess

[goldplaitedinsecurity]

Deny deny deny.

[bullworthsbane]

Do you have a plushie ferret named after me? I don’t think so.

[bullworthsbane]

Petition to rename the “Preppies” to the “Daddy Issues”

[goldplaitedinsecurity]

Excuse you, but I happen to be perfectly well-adjusted thank you very much.

[bullworthsbane]

But are you tho

[goldplaitedinsecurity]

Of course I am. A future lawyer must keep a cool head under stress.

[bullworthsbane]

[goldplaitedinsecurity]

I say this as your friend and favorite person in the world, a four-year-old dead meme is not going to convince me of anything.

[bullworthsbane]

Wasn’t made aware you suddenly morphed into Constantinos but go off I guess

[bullworthsbane]

Petition to rename the “Preppies” to the “Daddy Issues”

[goldplaitedinsecurity]

Excuse you, but I happen to be perfectly well-adjusted thank you very much.

[bullworthsbane]

But are you tho

[goldplaitedinsecurity]

Of course I am. A future lawyer must keep a cool head under stress.

[bullworthsbane]

[bullworthsbane]

Mmmm why the fuck you lyin 

[bullworthsbane]

Petition to rename the “Preppies” to the “Daddy Issues”

[goldplaitedinsecurity]

Excuse you, but I happen to be perfectly well-adjusted thank you very much.

[bullworthsbane]

But are you tho

[bullworthsbane]

Petition to rename the “Preppies” to the “Daddy Issues”

[pretty-boy-palmer-glass]

Hard to fit on a monogrammed jacket.

[bullworthsbane]

Uhhhhh

Abbreviate it

“D.I.”

[bullworthsbane]

Petition to rename the “Preppies” to the “Daddy Issues”

[endofcory]

don’t forget mommy issues

[bullworthsbane]

True

Parental Issues