My Daddy Has More Mistresses than Yours

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[goldplaitedinsecurity]

I can be your angel 😇 or your devil 😈

[bullworthsprince]

What’s a prince gotta do around here to be pounded against his bed?

[goldplaitedinsecurity]

Stop that.

[goldplaitedinsecurity]

Umm. Quick little question.

Which one of you absolute psychopaths smashed a goddamn wasps nest outside of the Harrington House?

That is NOT what we mean when we call ourselves WASPs!!!!

[heavenspromises]

Ooooooops. Sorry!

...Just kidding!

Enjoy the stings. 😈😈😈

[goldplaitedinsecurity]

Good job. You sent Seamus into anaphylactic shock.

Thank you for giving us a person to send his bills to, darling.

[goldplaitedinsecurity]

Umm. Quick little question.

Which one of you absolute psychopaths smashed a goddamn wasps nest outside of the Harrington House?

That is NOT what we mean when we call ourselves WASPs!!!!

[gotmeprest]

shower??? you mean get pissed on by my own house???

i think the fuck not

do i look like a beta to you?

[goldplaitedinsecurity]

Vile…

And yet, I’m intrigued.

[gotmeprest]

[goldplaitedinsecurity]

Not like that you peon. I’m intrigued by the fact that you’ve survived into adulthood.

Don’t flatter yourself, darling.

[gotmeprest]

shower??? you mean get pissed on by my own house???

i think the fuck not

do i look like a beta to you?

[goldplaitedinsecurity]

Vile...

And yet, I’m intrigued.

[bullworthsbane]

Petition to rename the “Preppies” to the “Daddy Issues”

[goldplaitedinsecurity]

Excuse you, but I happen to be perfectly well-adjusted thank you very much.

[bullworthsbane]

But are you tho

[goldplaitedinsecurity]

Of course I am. A future lawyer must keep a cool head under stress.

[bullworthsbane]

[goldplaitedinsecurity]

I say this as your friend and favorite person in the world, a four-year-old dead meme is not going to convince me of anything.

[bullworthsbane]

Wasn’t made aware you suddenly morphed into Constantinos but go off I guess

[goldplaitedinsecurity]

Deny deny deny.

[bullworthsbane]

Do you have a plushie ferret named after me? I don’t think so.

[goldplaitedinsecurity]

Who’s to say I don’t, James.

[bullworthsbane]

Petition to rename the “Preppies” to the “Daddy Issues”

[goldplaitedinsecurity]

Excuse you, but I happen to be perfectly well-adjusted thank you very much.

[bullworthsbane]

But are you tho

[goldplaitedinsecurity]

Of course I am. A future lawyer must keep a cool head under stress.

[bullworthsbane]

[goldplaitedinsecurity]

I say this as your friend and favorite person in the world, a four-year-old dead meme is not going to convince me of anything.

[bullworthsbane]

Wasn’t made aware you suddenly morphed into Constantinos but go off I guess

[goldplaitedinsecurity]

Deny deny deny.

[bullworthsbane]

Petition to rename the “Preppies” to the “Daddy Issues”

[goldplaitedinsecurity]

Excuse you, but I happen to be perfectly well-adjusted thank you very much.

[bullworthsbane]

But are you tho

[goldplaitedinsecurity]

Of course I am. A future lawyer must keep a cool head under stress.

[bullworthsbane]

[goldplaitedinsecurity]

I say this as your friend and favorite person in the world, a four-year-old dead meme is not going to convince me of anything.

[bullworthsbane]

Petition to rename the “Preppies” to the “Daddy Issues”

[goldplaitedinsecurity]

Excuse you, but I happen to be perfectly well-adjusted thank you very much.

[bullworthsbane]

But are you tho

[goldplaitedinsecurity]

Of course I am. A future lawyer must keep a cool head under stress.

[endofcory]

none of us are ok but it’s fine

[goldplaitedinsecurity]

I’m actually doing relatively well, personally.

[bullworthsbane]

Petition to rename the “Preppies” to the “Daddy Issues”

[goldplaitedinsecurity]

Excuse you, but I happen to be perfectly well-adjusted thank you very much.

[bullworthsparty]

Oh lit

How’d he get in my room tho

[goldplaitedinsecurity]

Oh, he has a master key. It’s outrageously creepy.

[goldplaitedinsecurity]

Am I having a stroke???

[goldplaitedinsecurity]

This hurts to watch.

[bullworthsbrute]

Please tell me he didn’t

Tell me I’m hallucinating

[goldplaitedinsecurity]

Do share.

[bullworthsbrute]

I swear on my kids’ souls, Derby brought a peacock to school.

[goldplaitedinsecurity]

Oh he didn’t.

Bif, I’m awfully sorry, but that has to be the most hilarious thing I’ve heard all year. It seems that Derby’s finally lost his marbles.

[bullworthsbrute]

I think that thing’s out to get me.

[goldplaitedinsecurity]

Do calm down. Just give the thing some grapes, they go absolutely wild for grapes.

[bullworthsbrute]

Please tell me he didn’t

Tell me I’m hallucinating

[goldplaitedinsecurity]

Do share.

[bullworthsbrute]

I swear on my kids’ souls, Derby brought a peacock to school.

[goldplaitedinsecurity]

Oh he didn’t.

Bif, I’m awfully sorry, but that has to be the most hilarious thing I’ve heard all year. It seems that Derby’s finally lost his marbles.