defunkt

i used to do this a lot

[moistmailman]

Everything I’ve learned about Elon Musk has been completely against my will.

[pokemonsnap]

nobody:

a horse:

[knightsickness]

if little shop of horrors came out today yall would be so horny for the plant. yall would ship it with the twinky little main dude and there’d be discourse over whether it was better to humanise the plant or not. there’d be humanised fanart of it as a skinny white dude in a green suit. i know yall too well and i know you can’t be trusted with the responsibility

[sonic06apologist]

[qdc-anna]

[houseofenid]

HOUSE OF ENID / URBAN PARADISE EDITORIAL

[evilspice]

october b lyk

[creepyyeha]

[la-laborista-republiko]

[knifefightscene]

“Closeted people don’t face homophobia/transphobia” like take a wild fucking guess why they’re in closet in the first place buddy

[justseventeen]

May 1964. ‘Cold, soft, luscious, spoony Thick Whips.’

[websocket]

grandma what big mood you have!

all the better to kin you with my dude

[kibumkim]

i got a rare condition

i got a glass dick and paper balls

every time i jump my dick just shatters and my nuts turn into origami paper cranes and fly away

[crazymuff1n-deactivated20230428]

and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly

[knuckleduster]

we all know it but no one’s brave enough to say it

[knuckleduster]

beatles fans are worse than kpop fans

[lawrencegarte]

I have NEVER had to read abt paul mccartney being a baby cow and mooing softly w tears in his eyes as somebody strokes his baby cow cock bc he doesn’t think he deserves it and that’s that on THAT

[aadenugaphotography]

Moonlight

Model: @proscoivauk

[foxyclock]

[theblacknation]

[talkupditings]

Mood

[meccadelic]

Yves Saint Laurent