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Y'know what? I should have a more personal presence. Yall can call me Battery, and I use all pronouns.

Also if you want to see any of my art, I reblog everything to my side blog @batterycan-draw

Ouaw ep. 50/56

#totally stolen from moot girlkissergideon #personal

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

see i think when a Final Girl kills a Slasher she should automatically inherit his mantle

calechipconecrimes

the sequel should reveal that the previous movie's Final Girl is the sequel's Slasher. like a curse

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

wait. make it a metaphor extended allegory for transitioning

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

going from being seen as the all american teen to being viewed as something violent and dangerous and not quite human. your very existence a threat to civilized society. the only acceptable outcome your death or imprisonment. treated like you murdered someone (the version of you that existed in other people's minds) by giving into your monstrous nature (trans). maybe do a Carrie with it and kill the transphobic bullying classmates

derpycatsu

im so gracepilled it hurts

strawberristorm

sleepover

depsidase

tlirsgender

Does anybody know if you ever stop being 11 years old and lonely

tlirsgender

Like you can stop being 11 years old & you can stop being lonely but it seems being a lonely 11 year old might be a lifelong affliction

pettydemon

escuerzoresucitado

nitewrighter

narwhalsarefalling

i think stratt should have a wife. not for any particular reason other then having her wife divorce her during the events of the book

i just think it would be funny if in the middle of an arguement with her taskforce leaders shes like “i’m sorry, i overreacted. my wife is divorcing me”

and in several order, grace is like

1. wow holy shit she said sorry

2. SHE HAS A WIFE?

3. AND IS GETTING DIVORCED?

*quickly double checks the calendar *

4. DURING PRIDE MONTH????

c3rvida3

kitten if you don't get daddy his 3D printed sensory slug in the next five seconds you can kiss your grandma's drywall goodbye

c3rvida3

This was supposed to be unrebloggable, but I was flying into a gamer rage at the antique store because someone was wearing too much Victoria's Secret Love Spell body spray and it gave me a migraine.

thememedaddy

juicydangler

shut up this is adorable

rainfeather13

Since you all wondered what she thought of trending from this post

for-those-who-wait

He's cooked, don't get attached

quietwingsinthesky

its so weird to me that cis people will dislike their name so ardently and yet. not change it. you guys know that’s an option, right. no one can make you keep the shit name your mom gave you. no, not even her.

penrosesun

One of my friends in undergrad changed his name because he didn’t want to bear the name of his abusive and absent father. It’s been years since he did it, and he still says that it was the single best decision of his life.

One of my friends in high school changed his named as soon as he turned 18, so that the ethnic name his family gave him was finally the name reflected on all of his paperwork. He told me that he understood why his parents had given him an “English” name, but that he felt that if he needed to assimilate in order to succeed, then that was a type of success that he didn’t want.

When I was on my way home from the courthouse after changing my own name, I got into a conversation with my rideshare driver, who was extremely interested once I told him what I was in court for, and wanted to know how I’d done it, how much it cost, was it difficult, etc. It turned out that his girlfriend had chosen the name “Yo-yo” when she came to the United States, unaware of how rare that was as a name, and that she was frequently made fun of because of it. Neither one of them had realized that a name change was so easy, and he told me he was excited to let her know that she had options.

There was an intern at a summer job I had once, who changed her name to be the same name, but a different spelling. She said that she had no idea why her parents had spelled her name so oddly to begin with, and suspected that it was just an honest mistake either by them or by some nurse, but it had been a headache for her entire life, and it was a huge relief to not need to be correcting people’s spelling on important documents anymore.

One of my exes legally changed his name to have an exclamation point, because he liked to sign his name with an exclamation point.

You can always change your name if you don’t like it. You always have that option. It doesn’t matter why – it can be conformist or anti-assimilationist, serious or silly, a minor change or a major change. Your name is yours, and you have every right to change it to be whatever you want.