Just A Scrungly Dude

For legal reasons this is a joke 18 Whiter than a whitchetty grub

[valtsv]

we need to bring back the phrase "what business is it of yours" in a big way i'm serious

[valtsv]

i know you can just say "none of your business" but phrasing it as a question with a jarringly formal tone is the ideal way to shoot an overfamiliar unwelcome overture dead in its tracks and force the person making it to confront the boundaries they're taking for granted + it would really piss people off which is funny

[valtsv]

&also it allows you to experience the joy of talking like an autistic vampire, which i highly recommend

[sea-salted-wolverine]

Hey. Heyhey. Do me a favor real quick.

If you don't already know you have issues doing so, squat down real quick. Bend your knees all the way and touch the floor. Just make sure you can do it. Okay? For me? And then stand up all the way and make sure you can balance on one foot.

Like. You don't need to blow it into some huge thing. Just. Make sure all your bits and peices still work the way you think they do.

[sea-salted-wolverine]

Can you turn your head to look behind you without twisting your shoulders? What about standing on your toes? If you sit down on the floor can you get back up without using your hands?

If there was ever a tumblr post worth sending to your mom, it's this one.

Just saying, bodies are a use it or lose it kinda thing.

[sea-salted-wolverine]

okay so every time I see this post crop back up in queues and notifications I end up thinking about it. Because I made the post and even I'm still doing the thing where I read the post about maintaining range of motion in my delicate meatsuit and I nod and hmm and think yeah that's a good idea and then dont move from where I'm curled up shrimp style staring at the nightmare rectangle.

So like. Thinking real hard about moving doesn't count as moving. Major bummer. Anyways. Joints.

[muffinlance]

If your answer to any of those was "no", I cannot emphasize enough that this isn't just "bummer, guess it's gone forever". You can get that mobility back, it is actually very achievable with the right modifications for your level!

This is the very simple "starting from zero muscles" program I followed, highly recommend it or something similar:

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[pris-cas]

Lesson #5 cell growth/ re-growth

Rocky is supposed to be that one Toby Maguire meme btw

Again sorry for any (past/now) grammar errors. ALSO huge thanks for the people giving me ideas and correcting me!! I do truly love learning about biology facts so if you have any always fell free to share!!

Lesson #1 Previous lesson

[sharrrrknight]

has the "ship grace with everyone ever" blunt rotation hit the eel hive mind yet

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Which of these consumed your life the most?

Rise of the Brave Tangled Dragons

Superwholock

Demon Twins AU/ DP x DC

TMA x The Mechs Crossover

Coltland Twins AU

Peter Parker in Gotham

Bloodymary

VAT7K

Remaining time: 6 hours 48 minutes

[hulk-janitor]

BloodyMary comic based on Chapter 6 of "It's Worth It" by HulkJanitor (me) on Ao3.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[smol-ghosts]

Rocky’s an ipad kid (grown ahh man btw)

[kuropin]

Dont lock me up for this one

[pastel-prouvaire-deactivated201]

PSA: tumblr user littlefuckinmonster is stealing human bones from cemeteries in Louisiana. Please don’t let them get away with this and spread the word/signal boost!

[wdapteo]

this post is officially a decade old now

[mutantrenegade]

For anyone who wasnt around when this happened, this was real. Littlefuckinmonster was actually stealing bones from cemeteries. She is the bone stealing witch. She was specifically stealing bones from poor people. She was arrested for it.

[thetrekkiehasthephonebox]

More Information: Tumblr’s favorite grave-robbing witch was busted with a bowl full of bones (The Daily Dot - March 31, 2016)

[ssillyvv]

I’ll take this down later

[mellosdrawings]

Same au as this.

When the guy you sent to die not only survived the same weird odds as you did, but also got warped to the very same universe you did. 12.9 light years away.

~Commissions open~

[moringmark]

[almondcroissantsandink]

end-of-the-school-year class photo! (do eridians get summer vacation?)

[random22765]

"Who fuckin cares about Purpee?

"I DO! I WANNA TURN THIS CITY INTO NEW ROME!!!"

Honestly, this isn't even character development. Is just him vocalazing it lol

I love LaVonte

[argumate]

hell yeah! I never meet any hot chicks in ##USER_CITY##, it’s a total backwater!

[adhoption]

take me down to the ##USER_CITY## where the grass is ##COLOUR## and the girls are ##USER_PREFERENCE##

[angry-eevee]

when people defend the “Cis white guy is default” thing like “He’s meant to be an everyman we can all relate to and project on!” kindly remind them the largest ethnic group in the WORLD is Han Chinese and the highest gender percentage fluctuates so if you want an ACTUAL  “default” you want a 40 year old chinese person whose gender changes from year to year.  

[galren]

#give us the middle-aged gender fluid Chinese protagonist that we can all relate to and project on (via @mr-and-mr-pavus)

[computationalcalculator]

[sheprd]

i dont think we as a society really think enough about the fact that birds are just covered head to toe in spikes. like whats up with that? so often i find myself contemplating the sensory experience of being a bird. you would think itd feel nice and fluffy, since thats what we see on the outside. but no, its all spikes