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( clarity ) 33 / HTX / they.he

[forebodhi]

YOUNG GOTHIC - $40

YOUNG GOTHIC is a fully responsive jcink skin designed with dark academia-esc aesthetic. this skin was coded exclusively on CHROME and has not been play tested or tested on other browsers. this skin includes:

- an installation guide - unlimited support & installation help - 7 pre-coded member groups - dark / light mode toggle - full custom html templates - character & ooc profiles - guidebook with linkable tabs - custom posting codes with variations - media queries for responsiveness

live preview: younggothicskin.jcink.net/index.php

[forebodhi]

DREAM SEQUENCE - $35

FINALLY, she's here! DREAM SEQUENCE is a fully responsive jcink skin coded on chrome and not play tested across browsers. this was coded for something me and my dear friend @jackalopeskins have been calling the "bojackathon", our own private little skinathon like the days of old (aka 5 years ago). it took a lot longer than either of of expected for a variety of reasons that i won't go into right now, but we're both very happy with the outcomes. i absolutely suggest you go check out his skin, PALISADES. this skin includes:

- a comprehensive installation guide - unlimited support & installation help - 5 pre-coded member groups - dark / light mode toggle - full custom html templates - carousel profile - guidebook with linkable tabs - various custom posting codes with variations - media queries for responsiveness

live preview: dreamsequenceskin.jcink.net

[forebodhi]

DIRTY MONEY - $40

DIRTY MONEY is a fully responsive jcink skin designed with slice of life in mind. this skin was coded exclusively on CHROME and has not been play tested or tested on other browsers. this skin includes:

- a comprehensive installation guide - unlimited support & installation help - 4 pre-coded member groups - dark / light mode toggle - full custom html templates - tabbed profile - guidebook with linkable tabs - 23 custom posting codes with variations - media queries for responsiveness

live preview: dirtymoneyskin.jcink.net

don't worry, i'm still working on dream sequence! but this idea took over my brain, and now we have this!

[inthedarktrees]

Jeffrey? What’s going on here?

Kyle MacLachlan, Isabella Rossellini & Laura Dern

Blue Velvet (1986) dir. David Lynch

[antlerpunk]

I WISH I WAS A LITTLE BIT BALDER

I WISH I WAS A WALTER

I WISH I HAD A LAWYER NAMED SAUL BETTER CALLER

[ratfuck]

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, show me penis, cock and ball

[lil-phimosis]

[gael-garcia]

Les Femmes Palestiniennes (1974, Jocelyne Saab)

youtube (eng subs). vimeo (spanish subs) / runtime: 10mins

Palestinian women share with men this role in the armed struggle. […] We run our suicidal operations, they attack us from airplanes. It’s easy to fight, using aviation when one is up against simple armed Fedayeen. They attack us with American and French airplanes. It’s not just Israel who’s at war with us, but also the United States and France and all the other countries. We’re not afraid of Israel. We fight at broad daylight, face to face. The coward ones fight with their aviation. The brave ones fight on foot to free their land. […] And if there’s a political (two-state) solution? There won’t be any political solution. The only thing there will be is Palestine. As long as there’s at least one of our children left alive, there won’t be any political solution. There will only be Palestine, in its entirety.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I will buttmog your wife, I will buttmog your son, I will buttmog your zoomer daughter

[milf--adjacent]

[christianstepmoms]

Honestly you're beyond delusional if you actually really truly believe Taylor Swift isn't a right winger, if not straight up an asset of the regime.

[christianstepmoms]

The amount of Cope from Swifties, especially Gaylors, after marrying Travis MAGA Kelce, and getting super buddy buddy with fucking Concentration Camp Wardens.

Bitch you're kowtowing to Coco Chanel 2.

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event 

[bpdcassidy-archived-deactivated]

Come on, now, op. We all know squidward doesn’t go to the club.

He’s one of those “I’m not like other gays” gays who goes home to a bottle of wine and his obscure 50s vaudeville records, and then mopes because he can never find a boyfriend.

[calamaricarlo]

I love this website so much

[cinnamonghost]

[mephistopheles]

being single sucks [remembers that romantic love isnt the gleaming beacon of salvation that will fix the chasm within me] #mychasm #isupportmychasm [remembers not to trivialize my emotions] but it is painful to never have been deemed worthy of that kind of lasting love [remembers how many incels there are] but honestly you should be totally self-sufficient and never want anything ever [remembers that im evil] im evil

[divorcedfranklangdon]

[thesoldiersminute]

Sam Reid as Lestat de Lioncourt Interview with the Vampire/The Vampire Lestat | S03E04 "The Devil's Road"

[contemptible-scoundrel]

no way your narrow ass cloaca laid this egg

[gremlininho]

A butternut woollyworm ♡

[loo-nuh-tik]

Half Man || The Plot 🌚