Bunnyloca Muppet Superhell RP @bunnylocamsh - Tumblr Blog

*Racoon sneaks in through a door as the grunts pile out after having stolen a uniform from one of the many bodies.*

Mack would see a pair of Jenkins, one with a pair of headphones and the other reading what looks like a thick tome of some kind standing in front of a pair of cages. One holding a familiar couple: a large butler bird and a blue robed wind witch. The other has a small looking person in bandages.

Like, why do we have to watch these dudes again? -D.J.

Because Benny's trying to get soot off his shoes. -S.J.

Of course they had their friends and loyal customers. The months of business negotiations has Mack managing to keep a neutral expression and walk up to them. This suit is so uncomfortable.

Hey. Vonkraft's sent me to take over for one of you. To keep an eye on the prisoners. Yes.

... You honestly expect us to believe that? -S.J.

Yeah bruh, if you know Mr.VK then tell us what his favorite movie is. -D.J.

Deej that's... You know what, he does talk about it a lot. So tell us, what's his favorite movie. -S.J.

He watches movies?!

I mean--. Mr Hopper's Penguins of course.

D.J. and Smart Jenkins move in, Smart puts a hand in his pocket before he pulls out... a key ring.

Yeah, there's no way anyone who knew Herald wouldn't know he loves Mr. Hopper's Penguins. -S.J.

Cha, dude watches it with his daughter every chance he gets! -D.J.

Anyway, see you later weird new Jenkins. -S.J.

Its a good film. At least he has some class.

See you. I'll keep an eye on the prisoners.

That was ridiculously easy. Who-- are they that incompetent? Oh well. Take what you can get. Also he had a daughter? Someone reproduced with him of all people? Love is dead.

The moment Mack is certain the pair of Jenkins is gone they turn towards the cages and unlocks them.

Hey-- are you two okay? What happened?

*Muffled curse words turn into happy muffled noises. Bunny has duct tape over her mouth and has weird magic dampeners over her hands. She hops over to the bars and happily greats Mac.*

Racoon moves fast and opens the cages, taking off the duct tape from Bunnyloca and offer Swatchman a hand.

Of course they caught you. Take out the mayor, think it will be easier...

Didn't expect to have a whole town beat them off, did they? Thanks again, Mack.

I'm so glad your here! *Once her anti magic cuffs are off, she pulls them all into a big hug.*

Before we go, how is everyone holding up? Mayor? You good?

@disco-afterparty

Goodness, that was quite the experience…

You assure Windy Girl you are fine, if a little achey in the noggin. You hug her tight, then profess you need not waste time! You all still have work to do!

Good to see you're doing well. @macaroni-racoon , I think now's a good time to see about stopping this auction!

Racoon cracks their knuckles, then pulls out their magic storage bag and rifles through.

Nope not that... Aha!

Racoon pulls out a gun and a whisk.

Will this help?

... That's just crazy enough to work.

*Swatch grabs the whisk and starts to brandish it like a club*

Wait, Mayor (@disco-afterparty) do you have a weapon? Same to you @bunnylocamsh

You nod swiftly. You have just the thing to defeat these lying ruffians. You crack your knuckles menacingly. ow

I have a magic broom at home, but I think my own magic can get me out of here.

I'll carry Mayor and give you a speed boost if you need Mac.

Alright then. Let's beat these guys!

Suddenly, a man in a top hat appears in front of Mack and the others, sniffing the air as he steps closer.

Is that... Gold you have? Yes, a large amount of Gold in fact, isn't it?

Mack stops in their tracks.

Oh hi! Yes. Its uuhh 10 kilograms of gold I've been collecting over the years. Who are you?

T-t-ten kilograms you say?! Aaahaha! Well, it's very good to meet you, oh wonderous patron! I am Mr. Nathaniel Dark, the Founder and President of Marshall, Carter, and Dark. At your service.

He bows deeply.

Now... Ten kilograms of gold must mean you're here to buy out our big ticket item for this season: Hell itself.

Yes, of course. Ahaha...

You may call me Morris. That is what my associates call me. Of Racoon Investments est. 2025.

Ah! What a wonderful opportunity to meet you Morris! Now, shall we finalize that payment? Where would you like Hell to be moved to?

Mr. Dark pulls out a certificate of ownership, his other hand stretched out to take the gold Mack offers.

Racoon pulls out a bag from their infinite storage bag, heaving it out and putting it on the floor.

Yes. Here you go. You can check. Its genuine. And leave hell in its current location.

Racoon takes the certificate of ownership and puts it in the infinite storage bag.

Very well!

Dark grabs the gold bag and opens it, reaching a hand in and in an instant the gold seems to be... gone?

AHAH! Perfect! A wonderful deal! Please, enjoy your new Hell.

I will. Pleasure doing business, Mr. Dark.

Mack looks back at the group.

All's well that ends well...?

#rp #muppet superhell #bunnyloca #msh #swatchman #Mac #Mayor

*Puts her hands on Mac's shoulders and looks deep into their eyes.*

We're trusting you with this Mac, ok? Do NOT loose that piece of paper. Do not SELL that piece of paper. DO NOT fuck this up.

*smiles and pats Mac's shoulders*

We should be good to go now~

*Racoon sneaks in through a door as the grunts pile out after having stolen a uniform from one of the many bodies.*

Like, why do we have to watch these dudes again? -D.J.

Because Benny's trying to get soot off his shoes. -S.J.

Of course they had their friends and loyal customers. The months of business negotiations has Mack managing to keep a neutral expression and walk up to them. This suit is so uncomfortable.

Hey. Vonkraft's sent me to take over for one of you. To keep an eye on the prisoners. Yes.

... You honestly expect us to believe that? -S.J.

Yeah bruh, if you know Mr.VK then tell us what his favorite movie is. -D.J.

Deej that's... You know what, he does talk about it a lot. So tell us, what's his favorite movie. -S.J.

He watches movies?!

I mean--. Mr Hopper's Penguins of course.

D.J. and Smart Jenkins move in, Smart puts a hand in his pocket before he pulls out... a key ring.

Yeah, there's no way anyone who knew Herald wouldn't know he loves Mr. Hopper's Penguins. -S.J.

Cha, dude watches it with his daughter every chance he gets! -D.J.

Anyway, see you later weird new Jenkins. -S.J.

Its a good film. At least he has some class.

See you. I'll keep an eye on the prisoners.

That was ridiculously easy. Who-- are they that incompetent? Oh well. Take what you can get. Also he had a daughter? Someone reproduced with him of all people? Love is dead.

The moment Mack is certain the pair of Jenkins is gone they turn towards the cages and unlocks them.

Hey-- are you two okay? What happened?

*Muffled curse words turn into happy muffled noises. Bunny has duct tape over her mouth and has weird magic dampeners over her hands. She hops over to the bars and happily greats Mac.*

Racoon moves fast and opens the cages, taking off the duct tape from Bunnyloca and offer Swatchman a hand.

Of course they caught you. Take out the mayor, think it will be easier...

Didn't expect to have a whole town beat them off, did they? Thanks again, Mack.

I'm so glad your here! *Once her anti magic cuffs are off, she pulls them all into a big hug.*

Before we go, how is everyone holding up? Mayor? You good?

@disco-afterparty

Goodness, that was quite the experience…

You assure Windy Girl you are fine, if a little achey in the noggin. You hug her tight, then profess you need not waste time! You all still have work to do!

Good to see you're doing well. @macaroni-racoon , I think now's a good time to see about stopping this auction!

Racoon cracks their knuckles, then pulls out their magic storage bag and rifles through.

Nope not that... Aha!

Racoon pulls out a gun and a whisk.

Will this help?

... That's just crazy enough to work.

*Swatch grabs the whisk and starts to brandish it like a club*

Wait, Mayor (@disco-afterparty) do you have a weapon? Same to you @bunnylocamsh

You nod swiftly. You have just the thing to defeat these lying ruffians. You crack your knuckles menacingly. ow

I have a magic broom at home, but I think my own magic can get me out of here.

I'll carry Mayor and give you a speed boost if you need Mac.

Alright then. Let's beat these guys!

Suddenly, a man in a top hat appears in front of Mack and the others, sniffing the air as he steps closer.

Is that... Gold you have? Yes, a large amount of Gold in fact, isn't it?

Mack stops in their tracks.

Oh hi! Yes. Its uuhh 10 kilograms of gold I've been collecting over the years. Who are you?

T-t-ten kilograms you say?! Aaahaha! Well, it's very good to meet you, oh wonderous patron! I am Mr. Nathaniel Dark, the Founder and President of Marshall, Carter, and Dark. At your service.

He bows deeply.

Now... Ten kilograms of gold must mean you're here to buy out our big ticket item for this season: Hell itself.

Yes, of course. Ahaha...

You may call me Morris. That is what my associates call me. Of Racoon Investments est. 2025.

#rp #muppet superhell #bunnyloca #msh #swatchman #tangent

*Whispers to Swatch* I thought the name was Mac?

*Racoon sneaks in through a door as the grunts pile out after having stolen a uniform from one of the many bodies.*

Like, why do we have to watch these dudes again? -D.J.

Because Benny's trying to get soot off his shoes. -S.J.

Of course they had their friends and loyal customers. The months of business negotiations has Mack managing to keep a neutral expression and walk up to them. This suit is so uncomfortable.

Hey. Vonkraft's sent me to take over for one of you. To keep an eye on the prisoners. Yes.

... You honestly expect us to believe that? -S.J.

Yeah bruh, if you know Mr.VK then tell us what his favorite movie is. -D.J.

Deej that's... You know what, he does talk about it a lot. So tell us, what's his favorite movie. -S.J.

He watches movies?!

I mean--. Mr Hopper's Penguins of course.

D.J. and Smart Jenkins move in, Smart puts a hand in his pocket before he pulls out... a key ring.

Yeah, there's no way anyone who knew Herald wouldn't know he loves Mr. Hopper's Penguins. -S.J.

Cha, dude watches it with his daughter every chance he gets! -D.J.

Anyway, see you later weird new Jenkins. -S.J.

Its a good film. At least he has some class.

See you. I'll keep an eye on the prisoners.

That was ridiculously easy. Who-- are they that incompetent? Oh well. Take what you can get. Also he had a daughter? Someone reproduced with him of all people? Love is dead.

The moment Mack is certain the pair of Jenkins is gone they turn towards the cages and unlocks them.

Hey-- are you two okay? What happened?

*Muffled curse words turn into happy muffled noises. Bunny has duct tape over her mouth and has weird magic dampeners over her hands. She hops over to the bars and happily greats Mac.*

Racoon moves fast and opens the cages, taking off the duct tape from Bunnyloca and offer Swatchman a hand.

Of course they caught you. Take out the mayor, think it will be easier...

Didn't expect to have a whole town beat them off, did they? Thanks again, Mack.

I'm so glad your here! *Once her anti magic cuffs are off, she pulls them all into a big hug.*

Before we go, how is everyone holding up? Mayor? You good?

@disco-afterparty

Goodness, that was quite the experience…

You assure Windy Girl you are fine, if a little achey in the noggin. You hug her tight, then profess you need not waste time! You all still have work to do!

Good to see you're doing well. @macaroni-racoon , I think now's a good time to see about stopping this auction!

Racoon cracks their knuckles, then pulls out their magic storage bag and rifles through.

Nope not that... Aha!

Racoon pulls out a gun and a whisk.

Will this help?

... That's just crazy enough to work.

*Swatch grabs the whisk and starts to brandish it like a club*

Wait, Mayor (@disco-afterparty) do you have a weapon? Same to you @bunnylocamsh

You nod swiftly. You have just the thing to defeat these lying ruffians. You crack your knuckles menacingly. ow

I have a magic broom at home, but I think my own magic can get me out of here.

I'll carry Mayor and give you a speed boost if you need Mac.

#muppet superhell

*Racoon sneaks in through a door as the grunts pile out after having stolen a uniform from one of the many bodies.*

Like, why do we have to watch these dudes again? -D.J.

Because Benny's trying to get soot off his shoes. -S.J.

Of course they had their friends and loyal customers. The months of business negotiations has Mack managing to keep a neutral expression and walk up to them. This suit is so uncomfortable.

Hey. Vonkraft's sent me to take over for one of you. To keep an eye on the prisoners. Yes.

... You honestly expect us to believe that? -S.J.

Yeah bruh, if you know Mr.VK then tell us what his favorite movie is. -D.J.

Deej that's... You know what, he does talk about it a lot. So tell us, what's his favorite movie. -S.J.

He watches movies?!

I mean--. Mr Hopper's Penguins of course.

D.J. and Smart Jenkins move in, Smart puts a hand in his pocket before he pulls out... a key ring.

Yeah, there's no way anyone who knew Herald wouldn't know he loves Mr. Hopper's Penguins. -S.J.

Cha, dude watches it with his daughter every chance he gets! -D.J.

Anyway, see you later weird new Jenkins. -S.J.

Its a good film. At least he has some class.

See you. I'll keep an eye on the prisoners.

That was ridiculously easy. Who-- are they that incompetent? Oh well. Take what you can get. Also he had a daughter? Someone reproduced with him of all people? Love is dead.

The moment Mack is certain the pair of Jenkins is gone they turn towards the cages and unlocks them.

Hey-- are you two okay? What happened?

*Muffled curse words turn into happy muffled noises. Bunny has duct tape over her mouth and has weird magic dampeners over her hands. She hops over to the bars and happily greats Mac.*

Racoon moves fast and opens the cages, taking off the duct tape from Bunnyloca and offer Swatchman a hand.

Of course they caught you. Take out the mayor, think it will be easier...

Didn't expect to have a whole town beat them off, did they? Thanks again, Mack.

#The Mayor #my wife #macaroni Raccoon #muppet superhell

I'm so glad your here! *Once her anti magic cuffs are off, she pulls them all into a big hug.*

Before we go, how is everyone holding up? Mayor? You good?

@disco-afterparty

*Racoon sneaks in through a door as the grunts pile out after having stolen a uniform from one of the many bodies.*

Like, why do we have to watch these dudes again? -D.J.

Because Benny's trying to get soot off his shoes. -S.J.

Of course they had their friends and loyal customers. The months of business negotiations has Mack managing to keep a neutral expression and walk up to them. This suit is so uncomfortable.

Hey. Vonkraft's sent me to take over for one of you. To keep an eye on the prisoners. Yes.

... You honestly expect us to believe that? -S.J.

Yeah bruh, if you know Mr.VK then tell us what his favorite movie is. -D.J.

Deej that's... You know what, he does talk about it a lot. So tell us, what's his favorite movie. -S.J.

He watches movies?!

I mean--. Mr Hopper's Penguins of course.

D.J. and Smart Jenkins move in, Smart puts a hand in his pocket before he pulls out... a key ring.

Yeah, there's no way anyone who knew Herald wouldn't know he loves Mr. Hopper's Penguins. -S.J.

Cha, dude watches it with his daughter every chance he gets! -D.J.

Anyway, see you later weird new Jenkins. -S.J.

Its a good film. At least he has some class.

See you. I'll keep an eye on the prisoners.

That was ridiculously easy. Who-- are they that incompetent? Oh well. Take what you can get. Also he had a daughter? Someone reproduced with him of all people? Love is dead.

The moment Mack is certain the pair of Jenkins is gone they turn towards the cages and unlocks them.

Hey-- are you two okay? What happened?

#bunnyloca #rp #muppet superhell #Mac #swatchman #mayor

*Muffled curse words turn into happy muffled noises. Bunny has duct tape over her mouth and has weird magic dampeners over her hands. She hops over to the bars and happily greats Mac.*

*Knock knock*

HEY TENNA!!! HEY TENNA!! HI TENNA!!!

Have you seen my parents? Krill was asking about them and I can't find them.

@marymouse4053 🧀🧀🧀

… Mary? Oh dear - what are you doing all the way out here again?

Umm… The last time i spoke with your father was some time ago, so.. i don’t believe i have. Im sorry.

I can help you look for them, if that’s alright. Where did you last see either of them?

marymouse4053

Yeay! Thank you Tenna!!! The last time I saw them was I was inside hiding from Goober the GooCat, and they went outside.

They have not come back inside since... a day or two ago?

I.. What…?

… A day or two?!? Oh goodness, that can’t be good… H-Here, ill try calling them first!

Please pick up, Bunny… Pleasepleaseplease…

marymouse4053

Oh! Krill tried that already. They didn't answer.

Should I be worried about them being gone this long?

#bunnyloca #muppet superhell #swatchman #krill

Hi! You've reached Bunny's voicemail! Please leave a message after the boop! I mean- Beep!

*BEEP*

@disco-afterparty

#muppet superhell

*Ring ring, incoming call from Krill*

Hi! You've reached Bunny's voicemail! Please leave a message after the boop! I mean- Beep!

*BEEP*

Just outside of the Swatch/Loca residence, a pile of junk if left just in view.

Huh? Why... What kind of monster just leaves this in the middle of the woods? And so close to town too.

*Swatchman grabs a trashcan, broom, and dust pan as he heads out to start cleaning up all the junk.*

As the large bird butler approaches, something quickly wraps around his leg and pulls him to the ground.

What the he-

*A rope attaches to the bola around his legs, pulling him quickly towards the pile of junk. His feathered hands dig into the dirt as he's dragged*

HELP!

Swatch? Swatch!!!

*Dashes outside and grabs his feather hand wings to pull*

"Ah shit man! I knew I should've asked to get the little one instead!"

-D.J.

A Jenkins in a hoodie, ripped jeans, and headphones rushes out from behind the junk pile, taser gun in hand.

"Step away from the bird dude!"

-D.J.

Fuck you! *pulls harder on swatchman*

"Shit shit shit shit, I didn't want to do this man!"

-D.J.

He fires the taser at Bunnyloca, wincing as it goes off.

#muppet superhell #swatchman #bunnyloca #D.J. Jenkins

*ZAP!*

*She falls to the ground incapacitated*

Just outside of the Swatch/Loca residence, a pile of junk if left just in view.

Huh? Why... What kind of monster just leaves this in the middle of the woods? And so close to town too.

*Swatchman grabs a trashcan, broom, and dust pan as he heads out to start cleaning up all the junk.*

As the large bird butler approaches, something quickly wraps around his leg and pulls him to the ground.

What the he-

*A rope attaches to the bola around his legs, pulling him quickly towards the pile of junk. His feathered hands dig into the dirt as he's dragged*

HELP!

Swatch? Swatch!!!

*Dashes outside and grabs his feather hand wings to pull*

"Ah shit man! I knew I should've asked to get the little one instead!"

-D.J.

A Jenkins in a hoodie, ripped jeans, and headphones rushes out from behind the junk pile, taser gun in hand.

"Step away from the bird dude!"

-D.J.

#muppet superhell #swatchman #bunnyloca #D.J. Jenkins

Fuck you! *pulls harder on swatchman*

Just outside of the Swatch/Loca residence, a pile of junk if left just in view.

Huh? Why... What kind of monster just leaves this in the middle of the woods? And so close to town too.

*Swatchman grabs a trashcan, broom, and dust pan as he heads out to start cleaning up all the junk.*

As the large bird butler approaches, something quickly wraps around his leg and pulls him to the ground.

What the he-

*A rope attaches to the bola around his legs, pulling him quickly towards the pile of junk. His feathered hands dig into the dirt as he's dragged*

HELP!

#muppet superhell #trapped #husband swatchman

Swatch? Swatch!!!

*Dashes outside and grabs his feather hand wings to pull*

Dearest... Did you adopt a cat?

Yes! They had a litter of free kittens at the inconvenience store. Im thinking of calling this one Goober.

Hmm... It does seem to like Yellow, though Red and Mary seem a bit cautious around it.

I can't lie, it's adorable. And I do love it's big eyes.

#bunnyloca #muppet superhell #husband swatchman

Why would they be cautious about Lil Goober-? Oh! Oh no... i forgot about the whole predator thing...

Dearest... Did you adopt a cat?

Yes! They had a litter of free kittens at the inconvenience store. Im thinking of calling this one Goober.

#rp #bunnyloca #muppet superhell #swatchman

*Knocks on door*

Hi... uh... I need your help...

Lola? *Bunny is holding a small black void kitty, who is looking at the one in Lola's pocket* What are you doing here? It's been so long...

lola-nova-scp

Bunny... I need help getting out of hell, without dying... I have a little traveler I need to get back to the surface. If they find me, I'll be dead on sight. which isn't that bad for me, but I want to take this guy with me.

Can I use a key for the big elevator in the middle of the hole?

Are you serious? After all this time, after manipulating me into killing VonKraft? You don't even ask- You're the Foundation Scientist people have been talking about, arnt you?

*See's the Goocats looking at each other*

Don't talk. We are NOT on speaking terms. I'll fly you out of here.

lola-nova-scp

Thank-

#rp #bunnyloca #msh #lola nova

Shut up.

...

We are leaving now.

*Knocks on door*

Hi... uh... I need your help...

Lola? *Bunny is holding a small black void kitty, who is looking at the one in Lola's pocket* What are you doing here? It's been so long...

lola-nova-scp

Can I use a key for the big elevator in the middle of the hole?