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*Swatchman runs to the MGPA, ignoring the chaos around him as he approaches the firey building.*

Luba! I know you can hear me in there, you need to stop this now!

Oh Swatch!!!! are you coming to be put in jail? it would really help if i didnt need to fight you, other criminals are being so mean about it!!!!

No Luba, I'm here to get you to stop. You're not helping anyone by doing this, you're just upsetting tons of people! People who aren't even a part of this!

I told your dad I'm going to make sure you're safe, and I'm keeping my promise. Come down here.

Im staying safe up here!!! nobody can get up here and hurt me!!!! I even took a little time to make the walls thicker and stronger after you all broke in!!!!!

im sending some Lubots out to arrest you, please dont break them!!!

*Swatchman sighs and walks into the fire, his feathers and suit changing to a darker red before he has to stumble back a bit, the fire a bit too thick to step through.*

Luba, I'm getting into that building and I'm taking you to see your dad! Whether you like that or not!

You can come in the building if its with some Lubots taking you to jail!!!

Papa can also come in if he also gets arrested!!!!

I'll let you take me to jail, but only if you let your father in and talk to him face to face. If you don't agree to that, then I'll just break as many Lubots as I can.

But what if hes controlled and evil?????

...

fine, ill talk to Papa face to face...

Thank you Luba, I'll call Multi up right now and he'll be over in a bit. I promise.

Alright, lets get you in your cell while we wait!!!

A couple more Lubots emerge from the fire and grab Swatchman by the arms before trying to lead him into a small hole that appears through the fire.

*Swatchman, head held high, walks with the Lubots as they lead him into the MGPA. His hopes higher that Luba will see reason after this, but he still has a secret weapon just in case things get out of hand.*

The interior of the MGPA looks to be a disaster zone, all the furniture is piled up along the walls, seemingly in an effort to barricade them, and the main area is strewn with wires, scrap metal, and various bits of electronics.

The mess clears up as Swatch is led to a cell, but its not perfect. In the cell directly across from him there is what appears to be a section of wall that has been replaced with a haphazard assortment of dirty metal, seemingly rejected bits from the lobby.

Okay Swatch!! heres your cell, i will keep a Lubot here to keep an eye on you and be there if you need to talk to me!!!!

*Swatchman doesn't fuss as they lead him to his cell, taking a seat as he waits for what comes next. His eye twitches a bit as he looks at the messy state of the MGPA, his innate sense to clean needing to be surprised as he takes slow, even breaths.*

... I'm going to need a broom after this...

#Luba

*Swatchman runs to the MGPA, ignoring the chaos around him as he approaches the firey building.*

Luba! I know you can hear me in there, you need to stop this now!

Oh Swatch!!!! are you coming to be put in jail? it would really help if i didnt need to fight you, other criminals are being so mean about it!!!!

No Luba, I'm here to get you to stop. You're not helping anyone by doing this, you're just upsetting tons of people! People who aren't even a part of this!

I told your dad I'm going to make sure you're safe, and I'm keeping my promise. Come down here.

Im staying safe up here!!! nobody can get up here and hurt me!!!! I even took a little time to make the walls thicker and stronger after you all broke in!!!!!

im sending some Lubots out to arrest you, please dont break them!!!

*Swatchman sighs and walks into the fire, his feathers and suit changing to a darker red before he has to stumble back a bit, the fire a bit too thick to step through.*

Luba, I'm getting into that building and I'm taking you to see your dad! Whether you like that or not!

You can come in the building if its with some Lubots taking you to jail!!!

Papa can also come in if he also gets arrested!!!!

I'll let you take me to jail, but only if you let your father in and talk to him face to face. If you don't agree to that, then I'll just break as many Lubots as I can.

But what if hes controlled and evil?????

...

fine, ill talk to Papa face to face...

Thank you Luba, I'll call Multi up right now and he'll be over in a bit. I promise.

Alright, lets get you in your cell while we wait!!!

A couple more Lubots emerge from the fire and grab Swatchman by the arms before trying to lead him into a small hole that appears through the fire.

*Swatchman, head held high, walks with the Lubots as they lead him into the MGPA. His hopes higher that Luba will see reason after this, but he still has a secret weapon just in case things get out of hand.*

#Luba

It took a bit of finangling, but Multitude and @ashrimpinhell are able to create an encrypted channel through the MGPA communicators to get a private conversation with @loose-ends-rewoven and @helluvaswatch

Hey, can everyone hear me? Me and Krill have an idea of a plan to try and stop Luba.

I can hear you, and I'm right outside the MGPA. Dealing with a few Lubots, but I can talk.

We'll keep it brief then. The main idea is to hit Luba's emotions, force them to come to terms with the fact that they're hurting the people they care about. Essentially what we have is 1. Multi charges the fire 2. Impetus creates a hole in the fire where Multi can stand and not be hurt 3. Multi acts his heart out 4. If this plays out like it did when I tried this, Luba should send the Lubot NEO down to try and pull Multi out 5. Everyone who is available, jumps the Lubot

6. ... I don't have anything past that except that maybe Multi and Agent Impetus can try and reach Luba in person. Again, I don't think we can win this power-wise. I think this has to be a play for their emotions. That's what I've got for the moment. Thoughts? Questions? Is that even viable for you @loose-ends-rewoven ? I admit my memory of my attempt is...hazy

loose-ends-rewoven

The spirits decide that they would like for the spirit to wake up and hear this conversation.

Blearily, she answers the crystal.

"Yes I am at the Cathedral. I am feeling refreshed and can try creating another Void in the reaction. Mind you, if things go wrong, and the star actually injures you, I will not be able to void the pain completely."

"Any sealed space inside the building I can break into. Obstructing the vents would increase the options. Perhaps we could create a real gas leak."

"As for the Lubot. I can weaken its armour or disable systems if it could be restrained long enough for me to safely get a hold of it."

*Swatchman talks in a low voice, like he's in a library and doesn't want to bother anyone or let anyone over hear what he's saying*

I have an in for Multi to get close. Luba's agreed to talk to him face to face as long as I turn myself in for helping the break out.

If Surreal could get in, we might be able to talk Luba down, and deal with anything if they don't listen.

Wait, seriously? So I don't have to pretend to self-imulate, I just get to... walk in?

I mean, I'll take that over my initial plan anyday! Feels less traumatizing and I could probably sneak Surreal in through whatever opening Luba makes for me.

loose-ends-rewoven

"Okay, I--"

She cuts herself off as Multi speaks.

"Understood. Once inside I will break Swatch out and then meet you at Luba's room. I can move very quickly, also I may have... conducted some renovations last time that will make it quick."

*Krill waits for the others to say their piece*

Well they say no plan survives first contact. I think this is a solid attempt to reorganize though.

...Be careful, be safe. I'll be out here if you need me, but l think I'm going to try and find my wayward creation. Despite Luba's workarounds, it is still remote controlled. They can't focus on two things at once

#boss multi #Luba #fire spirit #krillin

Sounds like a plan, I suppose I'll see Multi and Surreal in a bit from my cell... First week as a mayor and I'm already under arrest, ha.

Good luck all.

It took a bit of finangling, but Multitude and @ashrimpinhell are able to create an encrypted channel through the MGPA communicators to get a private conversation with @loose-ends-rewoven and @helluvaswatch

Hey, can everyone hear me? Me and Krill have an idea of a plan to try and stop Luba.

I can hear you, and I'm right outside the MGPA. Dealing with a few Lubots, but I can talk.

We'll keep it brief then. The main idea is to hit Luba's emotions, force them to come to terms with the fact that they're hurting the people they care about. Essentially what we have is 1. Multi charges the fire 2. Impetus creates a hole in the fire where Multi can stand and not be hurt 3. Multi acts his heart out 4. If this plays out like it did when I tried this, Luba should send the Lubot NEO down to try and pull Multi out 5. Everyone who is available, jumps the Lubot

6. ... I don't have anything past that except that maybe Multi and Agent Impetus can try and reach Luba in person. Again, I don't think we can win this power-wise. I think this has to be a play for their emotions. That's what I've got for the moment. Thoughts? Questions? Is that even viable for you @loose-ends-rewoven ? I admit my memory of my attempt is...hazy

loose-ends-rewoven

The spirits decide that they would like for the spirit to wake up and hear this conversation.

Blearily, she answers the crystal.

"Yes I am at the Cathedral. I am feeling refreshed and can try creating another Void in the reaction. Mind you, if things go wrong, and the star actually injures you, I will not be able to void the pain completely."

"Any sealed space inside the building I can break into. Obstructing the vents would increase the options. Perhaps we could create a real gas leak."

"As for the Lubot. I can weaken its armour or disable systems if it could be restrained long enough for me to safely get a hold of it."

#boss multi #krillin #fire spirit #Luba

*Swatchman talks in a low voice, like he's in a library and doesn't want to bother anyone or let anyone over hear what he's saying*

I have an in for Multi to get close. Luba's agreed to talk to him face to face as long as I turn myself in for helping the break out.

If Surreal could get in, we might be able to talk Luba down, and deal with anything if they don't listen.

*Swatchman runs to the MGPA, ignoring the chaos around him as he approaches the firey building.*

Luba! I know you can hear me in there, you need to stop this now!

Oh Swatch!!!! are you coming to be put in jail? it would really help if i didnt need to fight you, other criminals are being so mean about it!!!!

No Luba, I'm here to get you to stop. You're not helping anyone by doing this, you're just upsetting tons of people! People who aren't even a part of this!

I told your dad I'm going to make sure you're safe, and I'm keeping my promise. Come down here.

Im staying safe up here!!! nobody can get up here and hurt me!!!! I even took a little time to make the walls thicker and stronger after you all broke in!!!!!

im sending some Lubots out to arrest you, please dont break them!!!

*Swatchman sighs and walks into the fire, his feathers and suit changing to a darker red before he has to stumble back a bit, the fire a bit too thick to step through.*

Luba, I'm getting into that building and I'm taking you to see your dad! Whether you like that or not!

You can come in the building if its with some Lubots taking you to jail!!!

Papa can also come in if he also gets arrested!!!!

I'll let you take me to jail, but only if you let your father in and talk to him face to face. If you don't agree to that, then I'll just break as many Lubots as I can.

But what if hes controlled and evil?????

...

fine, ill talk to Papa face to face...

Thank you Luba, I'll call Multi up right now and he'll be over in a bit. I promise.

#Luba #boss multi

*Swatchman runs to the MGPA, ignoring the chaos around him as he approaches the firey building.*

Luba! I know you can hear me in there, you need to stop this now!

Oh Swatch!!!! are you coming to be put in jail? it would really help if i didnt need to fight you, other criminals are being so mean about it!!!!

No Luba, I'm here to get you to stop. You're not helping anyone by doing this, you're just upsetting tons of people! People who aren't even a part of this!

I told your dad I'm going to make sure you're safe, and I'm keeping my promise. Come down here.

Im staying safe up here!!! nobody can get up here and hurt me!!!! I even took a little time to make the walls thicker and stronger after you all broke in!!!!!

im sending some Lubots out to arrest you, please dont break them!!!

*Swatchman sighs and walks into the fire, his feathers and suit changing to a darker red before he has to stumble back a bit, the fire a bit too thick to step through.*

Luba, I'm getting into that building and I'm taking you to see your dad! Whether you like that or not!

You can come in the building if its with some Lubots taking you to jail!!!

Papa can also come in if he also gets arrested!!!!

I'll let you take me to jail, but only if you let your father in and talk to him face to face. If you don't agree to that, then I'll just break as many Lubots as I can.

#Luba #boss multi

It took a bit of finangling, but Multitude and @ashrimpinhell are able to create an encrypted channel through the MGPA communicators to get a private conversation with @loose-ends-rewoven and @helluvaswatch

Hey, can everyone hear me? Me and Krill have an idea of a plan to try and stop Luba.

#boss multi #krillin #Luba

I can hear you, and I'm right outside the MGPA. Dealing with a few Lubots, but I can talk.

*Swatchman runs to the MGPA, ignoring the chaos around him as he approaches the firey building.*

Luba! I know you can hear me in there, you need to stop this now!

Oh Swatch!!!! are you coming to be put in jail? it would really help if i didnt need to fight you, other criminals are being so mean about it!!!!

No Luba, I'm here to get you to stop. You're not helping anyone by doing this, you're just upsetting tons of people! People who aren't even a part of this!

I told your dad I'm going to make sure you're safe, and I'm keeping my promise. Come down here.

Im staying safe up here!!! nobody can get up here and hurt me!!!! I even took a little time to make the walls thicker and stronger after you all broke in!!!!!

im sending some Lubots out to arrest you, please dont break them!!!

*Swatchman sighs and walks into the fire, his feathers and suit changing to a darker red before he has to stumble back a bit, the fire a bit too thick to step through.*

Luba, I'm getting into that building and I'm taking you to see your dad! Whether you like that or not!

#Luba

*Swatchman runs to the MGPA, ignoring the chaos around him as he approaches the firey building.*

Luba! I know you can hear me in there, you need to stop this now!

Oh Swatch!!!! are you coming to be put in jail? it would really help if i didnt need to fight you, other criminals are being so mean about it!!!!

No Luba, I'm here to get you to stop. You're not helping anyone by doing this, you're just upsetting tons of people! People who aren't even a part of this!

I told your dad I'm going to make sure you're safe, and I'm keeping my promise. Come down here.

#luba

*Swatchman, running as quickly as he can to Paradise, pulls out his phone and starts a group call with @disco-afterparty Tenna and Co . @sailor-guardian-multitude and @ashrimpinhell, his voice ragged as he makes his way through the woods around the cabin*

Can you all hear me? I'm on my way to the bunker, do any of us have a plan for this?

Hey, yeah, I can hear you, Swatch! I'm currently working on putting up Paradise's protections right now, I don't want any of those robot things getting close to it. Besides that, I got nothing, I'm sorry.

*Krill's camera and mic are off but there's a little text ping that reads* All Lubots powered by star fire, may be spread thin. Lubot NEO weak spot is the heart. Literal.

Tenna picks up over video, his face unnecessarily close to the camera.

Swatchman?!! I thought i blocked your number!!!

What the fuck are we SUPPOSED to do?!! There’s too many of them!!!

You focus on staying safe then Multi, I think we might need you after we get to Luba though, and thank you Krill

Mayor might have unblocked me. Krill just gave us their weak points, Tenna. Dess is already out there fighting these things, and it's alone. We need to get to them, and we need to spread these things thin before we take out the NEO bot.

NO!!! What needs to happen is for LUBA’S FATHER to TALK TO HIS FUCKING KID!!!! Im not picking up their pieces anymore!!

Then I'll go alone and save MY kid, and you can sit in your house.

Hey, guys, the passive-aggressivism isn't helping anyone. The sky is covered in Lubots, people are going to get hurt fighting them, and Luba is no longer listening to anyone, including me; so we all need to act like adults for one phonecall so we can figure out what our course of action is.

…

FINE. Then im sending in something that will ACTUALLY WORK.

And, quite suddenly, Tenna hangs up. But from a distance, from the Tenna & Co. household, a familiar mailman’s roar can be heard…

#mr ant tenna #boss multi #luba

... So I'm going to add that to the list of things I have to stop from destroying the town, just in case.

I'll make sure Luba isn't hurt, I promise Multi.

*Swatchman, running as quickly as he can to Paradise, pulls out his phone and starts a group call with @disco-afterparty Tenna and Co . @sailor-guardian-multitude and @ashrimpinhell, his voice ragged as he makes his way through the woods around the cabin*

Can you all hear me? I'm on my way to the bunker, do any of us have a plan for this?

Hey, yeah, I can hear you, Swatch! I'm currently working on putting up Paradise's protections right now, I don't want any of those robot things getting close to it. Besides that, I got nothing, I'm sorry.

*Krill's camera and mic are off but there's a little text ping that reads* All Lubots powered by star fire, may be spread thin. Lubot NEO weak spot is the heart. Literal.

Tenna picks up over video, his face unnecessarily close to the camera.

Swatchman?!! I thought i blocked your number!!!

What the fuck are we SUPPOSED to do?!! There’s too many of them!!!

You focus on staying safe then Multi, I think we might need you after we get to Luba though, and thank you Krill

Mayor might have unblocked me. Krill just gave us their weak points, Tenna. Dess is already out there fighting these things, and it's alone. We need to get to them, and we need to spread these things thin before we take out the NEO bot.

NO!!! What needs to happen is for LUBA’S FATHER to TALK TO HIS FUCKING KID!!!! Im not picking up their pieces anymore!!

#boss multi #Luba #mr ant tenna

Then I'll go alone and save MY kid, and you can sit in your house.

*Swatchman, running as quickly as he can to Paradise, pulls out his phone and starts a group call with @disco-afterparty Tenna and Co . @sailor-guardian-multitude and @ashrimpinhell, his voice ragged as he makes his way through the woods around the cabin*

Can you all hear me? I'm on my way to the bunker, do any of us have a plan for this?

Hey, yeah, I can hear you, Swatch! I'm currently working on putting up Paradise's protections right now, I don't want any of those robot things getting close to it. Besides that, I got nothing, I'm sorry.

*Krill's camera and mic are off but there's a little text ping that reads* All Lubots powered by star fire, may be spread thin. Lubot NEO weak spot is the heart. Literal.

Tenna picks up over video, his face unnecessarily close to the camera.

Swatchman?!! I thought i blocked your number!!!

What the fuck are we SUPPOSED to do?!! There’s too many of them!!!

#muppet superhell #boss multi #krillin #mr ant tenna

You focus on staying safe then Multi, I think we might need you after we get to Luba though, and thank you Krill

Mayor might have unblocked me. Krill just gave us their weak points, Tenna. Dess is already out there fighting these things, and it's alone. We need to get to them, and we need to spread these things thin before we take out the NEO bot.

*Swatchman, running as quickly as he can to Paradise, pulls out his phone and starts a group call with @disco-afterparty Tenna and Co . @sailor-guardian-multitude and @ashrimpinhell, his voice ragged as he makes his way through the woods around the cabin*

Can you all hear me? I'm on my way to the bunker, do any of us have a plan for this?

#muppet superhell #boss multi #mr ant tenna #spamton #william wood #The Mayor #krillin #probably #the devil from the bible #?

Who the hell is this for???

-Lilly 🌸

Oh! Well that's a nice shirt.

Excuse me, miss, do you have this in an adult's 3XL?

...you know after working here a year you think I'd know to expect if there's a shirt with a funny guy on it that guy is going to walk into the store. Yeah we've got it exclusively in 3XL, and it's a BOGO.

-Lilly 🌸

Oh what a good deal too, I'll take eight. What currencies do you take here? I've got shiny rocks, dark dollars, and USD.

No worries we take everything except discover. So that will be 80.00 USD, 24 shiney rocks or 984 D$

#lilly #inconvenience #msh

Here is 24 rocks of the shiny variety, thank you very much for these wonderful shirts! My brothers and wife will love them.

Who the hell is this for???

-Lilly 🌸

Oh! Well that's a nice shirt.

Excuse me, miss, do you have this in an adult's 3XL?

...you know after working here a year you think I'd know to expect if there's a shirt with a funny guy on it that guy is going to walk into the store. Yeah we've got it exclusively in 3XL, and it's a BOGO.

-Lilly 🌸

#lilly #inconvenience #msh

Oh what a good deal too, I'll take eight. What currencies do you take here? I've got shiny rocks, dark dollars, and USD.

Who the hell is this for???

-Lilly 🌸