Chismosa

still bitter

[luxjii]

lonely nights。

[dreamhousetogo]

The Park City by Upper Valley Tiny Homes

[bunrieubb]

Me: [doesn't realize or recognize the severity of the situation I'm in]

Everyone: wow u are so chill about everything

Me, definitely dissociating: lol yeah I just roll with the punches I guess

[only1600kids]

*gets penalty* “that’s bullshit” *watches replay* “.. yeah okay”

[reademmaduh]

This is flawless. I can’t stop watching.

[ulibeanzz]

being my friend 

[jetpackblewsss]

@wisteriias

[bunrieubb]

me @ u

[brightestblue]

[hennndo]

When they say “not all white people”

[dyingangry]

its yr favorite nb boy

[hauturely]

Liu Wen for Harper’s Bazaar China

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[h0odrich]

white contestant on cooking show: *uses a splash of soy sauce* so what I’m going for here is this sort of Asian inspired….

[queerhawkeye-deactivated2017012]

there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE. 

[pyrrhics]

i remember my selfies on 35mm film back in 1999 - def levelled up since the digital boom tbh. seeya never 2K15

tagging: @rxckyt, @arabellesicardi, @nickjonastillhasdiabetes, @franki-e, @lunarra

[agameofclothes]

[polebunyan-deactivated20181114]

A Pole Man’s Christmas

[swagpizza]

what do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?

[swagpizza]

tequila mockingbird

[flailing-nerd]

F. scotch Fitzgerald

[afiercebadrabbit]

Ernest Hemingway

[girlforce-deactivated20160106]

zeus loves the summer

[stability]

ur dogs name is zues and i LOVE him