i got knifed in the vagina one christmas

hi my name is evan im gay

[balaclava-trismegistus]

FUCK tenderqueer we're starting the violentfag movement. We hit people with chairs.

[asofterepilogue]

how are you all throwing around words like "fag" without a second thought

[balaclava-trismegistus]

pretty easily actually it's like three letters

[eternalgaylord]

the real allies

[eternalgaylord]

I think about this every day

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[yurimom]

this is really just my favorite tiktok

[unclefather]

there’s so many things going on here that we can’t talk about right now

[chaosthedemon]

how dare you hide this in the notes

[jervae]

This had me fucking screaming at 2 am

[madamebongwater]

“I need another season of soul eater” took me tf OUT

[dylaneatswings-deactivated20260]

[yasferatu-deactivated20220102]

[queenrecluse-deactivated2025062]

a mug that just says “don’t talk to me until i’ve fucked your wife”

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

military family merch

[snorlaxatives]

potential breakup song by aly and aj > every single song the beatles have ever produced

[gilfoyledagain]

fuck this post

[snorlaxatives]

- people who haven’t listened to the banger that is potential breakup song

[spidermans-girlfriend]

ok but have you ever actually listened to The Beatles?

[snorlaxatives]

yes they’re boring and old meanwhile potential breakup song goes hard as hell

[paigefredericks-deactivated2018]

K BUT FUCK THIS POST

[living-within-shadows]

Wait people actually think aly and aj are better than the Beatles. That’s a thing? Every song by the Beatles? Really? Have you heard while my guitar gently weeps, I want you (she’s so heavy), help!, I want to hold your hand, blackbird, oh! darling, hey Jude, good night, can’t buy me love, paperback rider, Eleanor Rigby, ok I could go on forever…

[snorlaxatives]

that’s nice but potential breakup song is undeniably better than all of those songs

[dream-for-miles-blog]

Seeing this post, as a person who loves music and has educated them self on many genres and eras, makes me want to cut off every person who likes potential breakup song arms and beat them with them. Beatles are the sole reason for that songs existence and were completely revolutionary to compare the two is like comparing skrillex to Bach. It’s just not okay

[snorlaxatives]

me, jamming out to potential breakup song: ok cool… anyways…

[van-gogh-away-please]

Clearly you’ve never listened to enough of the Beatles. You probably only know them because, guess what, they were one of the best bands of all time, arguably the very best. in a few years aly and aj will be desperate has-beens. The Beatles have and will endure because they had genuine skill, passion, and talent.

[snorlaxatives]

me: *violently shaking my ass to potential breakup song*

[boyfriendjeongguk-deactivated20]

You understand that….you just look stupid right ?

[snorlaxatives]

me: *looks stupid while enjoying one of the most iconic songs in music history, potential breakup song*

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 2nd of august, 2015.

[sonnearchive-deactivated2022120]

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[toastbutteregg]

[gemma-nye]

*hurriedly scribbling notes*

[take-my-worf-please-deactivated]

finally, a logical explanation for why fuckbucket is such a good word.

[bulletproofandboundforglory]

fucktrumpet and shitbiscuit finally make sense now

[wool-feathers]

Ah, a great explanation of how I arrived at “cheeseneedle”

[plutonicvenusian]

Dear universe, I am open to receiving miracles, uplifting news and high vibrational love this week 🦋

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

A lot of people are genuinely terrified about what will happen if Donald Trump wins reelection and it's really weird how some of y'all are acting like everyone begging you to vote for Biden is some privileged, rich, out of touch, neo-liberal when a lot of them are just vulnerable people who don't want to like...die in a brutal civil war or watch all their remaining rights get stripped away by an increasingly authoritarian Republican Party.

I do not know how to express to you how much worse it can get.

[falseficus]

had to watch a sea urchin fertilization lab for school and the way they dispose of the fertilized urchins is putting them in a tub labeled “used” lmao

[falseficus]

cruelty

[vietnyamese]

slutty urchins banished to the whore chamber

[maybewecandreamalittle]

My favorite part of the Emmys was seeing Dan in the frame of every award they won and seeing the unfiltered joy on his face

[anxietyproblem]

[norseminuteman]