listen pal

nicholas. it gets real angsty real fast here.

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

Sometimes you just gotta quit being a pussy and throw down

[feetdavidson]

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

[feetdavidson]

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

[tamamita]

I love how the monkey from Aladdin is just called “Dad” if you translate “Abu”

[pokemaster7]

are you telling me that he calls the monkey “daddy”

[tamamita]

By Allah, not on this post you don’t

[stickeefingers-deactivated20190]

[kattimariias]

Finally that douche left

[wellillbedamned]

Look closer

[supremesaudi]

She was poetry, but he couldn’t read.”

[i-hold-the-snitch]

His name was jarred hes nineteen

[dogfoodissogoodforyou]

im a goth girl on the inside. on the outside? a father figure

[billshatnershairpiece-deactivat]

gomez addams wrote this post

[outofcontextdiscord]

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

[vanwizard]

Top Ten Applebee’s I’ve Been Arrested In Rated By How Good The Floor Was For Doing The Worm

[fuck-customers]

[pururin]

[mockwa]

[helltitty]

These guys are the most British looking men I’ve ever seen

[morefunthanb4]

A sniper is about to shoot that guy in the dick

[898-deactivated20210515]

Life’s too short to not be a switch just sayin

[teuer]

loving these nintendo promos

[teuer]

it has come to my attention that this post is in fact NOT a promotion about the nintendo switch (2017) (A VERY GOOD AND FUN CONSOLE: RECOMMEND BUYING)

[torracat]

new friend: so do you like video games?

me, who has only ever played pokemon games and perhaps dabbled in mario once upon a time: yeah!

friend: nice! don;t you hate it when the fps dcl buffers too long and your team comp falls below the golden ratio which nerfs your loot boxes until season 3 :/ the last time i had to carry my team with a dps who had such a big hitbox even the npcs could rush me oh and also there were two tanks camping on the spawn point

me:

[jellyfishlick]

[devanshe-deactivated20210128]

[justsomeantifas]

look, on the whole anti-civ discourse, I have still never seen someone adequately define what exactly “civilization” is, I’ve read the books anti-civvers have told me to, and it’s just not there, so how am I suppose to agree or disagree with your arguments if i’m not even seeing one visible

what i’m asking is please god fucking define this word for me

[an-average-sized-person]

Civilization is a series of computer games created by Sid Meier.

[justsomeantifas]

finally a tangible definition