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im full of an untamable rage that constantly seethes beneath my skin but im a real laid back dude dont worry about that

hiatus time

Alot of people wanted a heart, so we're also redoing this and being more specific

If Tumblr were to add more pfp shapes other than circle and square when you look at somes blog, what would you have it as?

Already existing one (Square or Circle)

Triangle; get to choose the length of each side through HTML code or all equal

Kiki or Bouba*

Star sharp or rounded points

Cartoon Heart

Lightning Bolt

Hexagon

Pentagon

Octagon

Country of your choice (the shape of the border)

Anatomically correct heart

Rhombus

Remaining time: 2 days 58 minutes

* Images for those who didn't know:

#rhombus

hellpuffin

thinking about how tome researched serizawa, found out about claw and was like" wow i cant believe the internet is lying to me about my cool and epic friend serizawa"

nebulations

[ID: A Mob Psycho 100 comic which is mostly black and white. Serizawa looks extremely uncomfortable as Tome grins, "well i tried to research you but i could'nt find any info i could trust." We see Tome sitting at a computer and smirking as she says, "now lets see..."

Her computer screen is shown with text that's occasionally in caps lock red font, here transcribed in bold. It says "serizawa katsuya is a terrorist who used to be apart of claw the terrorist organisation who did terrorist things like kidnapping kids and world domanation. he was second in commend in terrorism terrorist he did terrorism Serizawa Katsuya is a fucking terrorist this guy is a fucking terrorist." Arrows point to a picture of Claw-era Serizawa who has the same expression as Serizawa in the first panel.

Tome stares with distress at her screen and says "Oh... wow..." loudly. Then she smirks, "well that cant be true serizawa is such a chill and nice guy."

The image under the cut is a panel from the Reigen manga where Tome is smiling as she says, "Well, I tried to research you, but I couldn't find any info I could trust. I know you're a superuman, Mr. Serizawa, but I wondered what you could do besides exorcisms." End ID]

faggyangels

“average Doctor is really really cool” factoid actually just statistical error. average Doctor is very uncool. The ninth doctor who wore a leather jacket 24/7 and told a dalek to kill himself is an outlier and should not have been counted

lesly-oh

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shencomix

I really appreciate you as a Cis person for being such a huge trans ally.

#FAV

zoctopode

can you imagine being a parent in the pokemon world and your kid comes home with one of those straight up basically human pokemon. i know those motherfuckers can talk.

its morning. i see my childs Throh getting some oj from the fridge. 'morning', i say. he doesnt catch himself in time and says 'morning' back. he freezes and we both stare at each other knowingly. 'throh,' he says, but its too fucking late

bayesic-bitch

If you read interviews with homicide cops, two things quickly become clear

It is really not all that hard to get away with murder. A basic amount of foresight and prep will get rid of enough evidence that the police either won't find the killer or will be unable to make the charge stick.

Despite this, most murders do get solved, because someone who decides that murder is the solution to their problems is probably not the kind of person to be levelheaded and careful enough to avoid getting caught.

I think something very similar is true of sockpuppet accounts. It's not that hard to make a convincing sockpuppet. However, people almost always make sockpuppets as a way of defending their egos, of making it look like they have more support than they actually do. And this passionate defense of someone the sockpuppet ostensibly doesn't know and has no reason to care about is a dead giveaway. So if you want to validate a sockpuppet you have to lose an argument to it. You have to get owned. Once it makes you look like an idiot, basically no one will ever suspect it again.

Unfortunately, by posting this, I've burned my only chance to actually do it. From now on, whenever you see me getting dunked on, you'll assume it's staged sockpuppet validation. and you'd be right. i have never lost an argument on this website. every single one was staged. i did not get owned. i did not get owned.