* BUT, DIAMONDS —

[burglarize]

independent and original cat burglar, grayson 'gray' dumas.

CARRD. PINTEREST.

[brdiedresources]

SCANDAL  SENTENCE  STARTERS   :  P5      * change pronouns / tenses as you see fit !  

did i do this to you ? or have you always been like this ?  because if it was me   .  .  .   i’m sorry.  

i will bury him, and i will dance on his grave.

if i didn’t know better, i’d say you still have feelings for me.  i saw your face.  i know you.

this is who you married.  this is who you love.

you chose love.  you chose me.  you chose your own happiness, and that’s not sitting so well with you now.  

it’s just inside, rotting deep inside you, the choice you made. and it’s not so much the choice, it’s the fact that you now know you’re capable of making that choice.  that’s what’s keeping you awake at night.

you did something.  it doesn’t mean you don’t deserve to be happy. 

they've got you under observation. i never knew what that meant until now. from what i can tell, it means a nurse will come in here every five minutes, wake you up and ask if you're resting okay.

i hate you. you left me all alone.

i don't forgive you. you are not forgiven.

oh god, you smell good. you smell like my guy.

i could picture the vegetables we would grow. i could picture the babies we would grow. now, it feels like someone else's life.

you have no idea how much damage control this requires.

i don't know what to say. i don't know how to get through to you.

i'll just sit here, and i won't run my mouth with a lot of noise that's not worthy. so you be as full on crazy as you want, for as long as you need, and i'm gonna be right here with you.

you don't dismiss me.

do you still love me ? it's a yes or no question.

i've killed kings, chief. consider it done.

i am all alone, except for you. i need you. you are all i have. you are everything.

they don't live on the dark side of the moon.

call off your puppy.

you don't want to talk about the fact that my wife moved out, and i'm alone ?

you do not summon me !

come back to me. forgive me. i love you.

i want what i asked for. nothing less.

she's not thinking like the political animal i know she can be. right now, she's thinking like someone who's hurt, has been broken one too many times.

i am here to find out what do you want ?

i have told you that i'd give it all up for you, again and again. i think you don't believe me. i think you believe that i will never choose you.

watch me earn you.

must be someone quite talented, if they got to you.

[ashleysjohnson]

NATHALIE EMMANUEL as RAMSEY in F9

[brdiedresources]

 RANDOM QUOTES THAT I LIKE SENTENCE STARTERS             * change pronouns / tenses as needed !

i realized we’re both working for me.

i loved him, but i didn’t need him.

the world might be forever neutral, but that means hope is just as likely as despair.

sometimes it was beautiful.

perhaps my only real expertise, my only talent, is to endure beyond the endurable.

some questions will ruin you if you are denied the answer long enough.

i should have known that you were the one that stays.

i’m not untouchable anymore, am i?

there is no one with me. i am all by myself.

this was brutality for the sake of brutality.

anyone can do my job, but no one can be me.

i’ll see you in the beginning, friend.

you know the whole story.

the trees are not trees, the birds are not birds and i am not me, but just something that has been walking for a very long time.

i can, because i do.

i don’t belong here anymore.

there’s something disturbing about recalling a warm memory and feeling utterly cold.

i’m the vengeful bitch you scarred on the outside.

i should be dead. and i’m not saying that in some sort of dramatic fashion. i actually should be dead.

she has evolved. not for better or worse. she’s just different.

my blood’s not cold.

your lack of curiosity is merely an extension of your narcissism, your egotistical view of the world. the man i’m looking at right now is as good as he’s gonna get.

i feel unraveled.

i am not returning home.

you have to accept it, because it’s there.

you wanted to stand in the sun, in the bright white light. it blinded you.

you’re attracted to the truth.

what is it that is so special about you? you have so much power over him. he revolves around you.

try and stop me, you jumped up little shit.

i’m not trying to patronize you. it’s just that i care about you, and i just want to make sure that you’re okay.  so you know what?  it’ll make you feel better.  i’ll get you a plate of overpriced food, and i’ll be right back, okay?

regret is unprofessional.

[stutterisms]

send me a symbol for...

✿  five times my muse almost texted yours, and the one time they did.

▲  five time my muse thought about kissing yours, and the one time they did.

☠  five times my muse thought about hitting yours, and the one time they did.

★  five times my muse though yours looked breath-taking, and the one time they voice it.

❤  five times my muse says they don’t love yours, and the one time they admit it.

▼  five times my muse has caught yours getting off, and the one time they help out.

♫  five times my muse swears it’s not a date, and the one time it maybe is.

☪  five times our muses almost hold hands, and the one time they do.

☁  five times my muse has thought about yours, and the one time they do something about it.

☢  five times my muse almost sends a nude, and the one time they do.

[burglarize]

grayson kelly-dumas

[henswilsons]

I don’t know. I guess I’d rather see two people overcome real problems and still get their happy ending. That would be more satisfying.

[burglarize]

@nevercaught

[devotedecay]

❥      NON - SEXUAL   ACTS   OF   DOMINANCE . 

feel free to edit or elaborate as you please .   ( add  ‘ reverse ‘  to your message if you’d like to see how my muse would perform the action ) . otherwise , send in one of these for my muse’s reaction to   …

[ lit ]  your muse lighting a cigarette , spliff , etc. for mine . 

[ order ]  your muse ordering for mine at a restaurant or bar .

[ guide ]  your muse putting a hand on mine’s back to lead them .

[ pay ]  your muse paying for mine at a store , bar , restaurant , etc . ( you can specify where or for what . )

[ open ]  your muse opening a door for mine .

[ dry ]  your muse drying mine off with a towel after a shower , bath , swimming , etc . 

[ instruct ]  your muse giving mine instructions / telling them what to do . 

[ groom ]  your muse adjusting mine’s appearance , such as straightening a tie , fixing their hair , or buttoning their shirt for them , etc . 

[ direct ]  your muse taking mine by the chin and telling them to look yours in the eye .

[ disagree ]  your muse sternly telling mine  ‘ no ‘ .

[ rest ]  your muse resting their arm over mine’s shoulder / s .

[ clean ]  your muse cleaning a smudge of something off mine’s cheek , forehead , etc .   feel free to specify what and how . 

[ answer ]  your muse answering a question meant for mine . 

[ coat ]   your muse holds mine’s coat out for them while they put it on .

[ pilot ]  your muse taking mine by the arm , hand , shoulder , etc . to lead them . 

[ stare ]  your muse staring mine down . 

[ placement ]  your muse telling mine to sit down .

[ teach ]  your muse taking control of mine’s hand , arm , hips , etc . to make sure they do something correctly .  

[ patience ]  your muse telling mine to be patient .

[ tears ]  your muse wiping away mine’s tears .

[ swat ]  your muse swatting mine’s hand away from something they’re not supposed to touch .  

[ jewelry  ]  your muse clasping a piece of jewelry for mine , such as a necklace , or earrings . 

[ enough ]  your muse commanding mine to stop talking . 

[ retrieve ]  your muse requesting or ordering mine to retrieve them something .

[ invite ]  your muse inviting mine to sit on their lap .

[ lean ]  your muse inviting mine to lean into their side while they’re sitting or laying together . 

[ calm ]   your muse telling mine to  ‘ just breathe ‘ .

[ scold ]  your muse scolding mine for something .

[ comfort ]  your muse pulling mine into a reassuring hug .

[ approval ]  your muse complimenting mine on a choice they’ve made .

[ beckon ]  your muse beckoning mine to them without speaking . 

[ laces ]  your muse lacing , tying , or zipping something for mine , such as shoes , a dress , or a jacket , etc .

[ stay ]  your muse telling mine to stay in the car . 

[ defend ]  your muse defending mine’s reputation , dignity , or safety for them . 

[ feed ]  your muse feeding mine something , feel free to specify what .

[ volume ]  your muse demanding mine speak louder .

[ read ]  your muse reading something to mine .

[ refill ]  your muse refilling mine’s glass for them . 

[ possessive ]  your muse resting their hand on mine’s leg or the small of their back while they’re sitting beside each other . 

[burglarize]

did you like it? do you like all this? does it excite you?

what a question — grayson almost sees straight through it. did you like it — does it get your heart beating, your pussy wet, the idea of taking things that don't belong to you ?

there are german diamonds around her neck, british opals — by way of australia, no doubt — on her ears, rubies from american diplomats on her wrist. there is an excitement in the payout, of course, but it's the thrill of the chase she's after. she likes the knife's edge of danger that she lives on, the idea that someone unassuming is capable of taking thousands of dollars worth of merchandise off of a wrist with nothing more than a distracting smile and quick hand. she likes the puzzle of finding weak points around windows, sneaking around cameras and distracting guards long enough to get by.

so, do you like all of this ? does it excite you ? the answer, of course, is simple. of course. ' what kind of idiot goes back for seconds of a meal they didn't like the first time around ? '

[mknbrd]

      —  don’t be dramatic.  i wasn’t dead.  i was only resting my eyes.  

[vilanele]

     killing eve sentence meme      episode 3 - 4.

it’s just - it’s my birthday.

can i confirm that frühstück is your safe word?

take off your clothes.

nobody gets special treatment.

can we still eat it?

my job is about as dangerous as eating that egg would be.

i mean, the worst that could happen is i would get the shits at my computer because of a bad sandwich.

you’re beautiful but stinky!

there’s been another kill.

please don’t take me off the team.

do you smoke?

traveling makes my dandruff flare up.

this is my first chance to investigate this woman for real. i need you.

oh god, i’m going to die, aren’t i?

take your hair down.

now i am going to hide and you are going to find me.

you don’t want to lose another one.

this whole thing is such a pain in the ass.

if i give you someone’s email address, can you find out where they might be right now?

that is so creepy.

ugh. i thought i could smell something.

don’t do anything stupid.

it’s in your interests to cooperate.

his death shocked a lot of people.

who do you think murdered him?

the government are freaking out – it’s a PR nightmare. this story cannot exist.

a spankophile wouldn’t just spank himself, would he?

he wants to have sex with you.

you get yourself something nice to wear for tonight. i’m taking you out after your dinner.

should i pick up some fetish gear?

god, you know when an outfit is missing something but you just don’t know what?

if in doubt, don’t go out.

you can’t wear a bra with that dress. whip it off.

if he has something, you have to get it out of him.

have you ever fancied me?

i just fall in love with whoever i fall in love with.

how many men have you been in love with?

the conditions have to be just right, but sometimes… we have sex.

have you ever been interested in women?

that is horribly unprofessional. do you want to hear about her tits?

of course i fancy you. you’re gorgeous.

this information might make you… uh… uncomfortable. you have a bit of tissue stuck under your armpit.

i’m not here to entertain you, i have a lot of work to do, i’m not wearing a bra and frankly, i just want to go home.

unless i really want to piss off my superiors, i can’t take this much further. you, on the other hand…

promise you won’t be naughty.

i’m honoured to be here speaking today.

everyone’s gonna think i’m the other woman.

i’m bad with grief. i’ll be fine for like two years, and then i’ll have a complete breakdown about this.

i want to kill her. with my bare hands.

happy birthday!

can we go somewhere with no balloons?

i don’t think i can trust you anymore.

if you can’t play alone, you have to play with your little brothers and sisters.

i’m gonna do a thing behind a bush.

how did he die?

i want you out of this. if you value your life, you will.

it’s not good that she knows where you live.

yeah, well, don’t write your address on your suitcase that gets stolen by a psychopath.

so, we’re going to keep going?

who came in and out of the country on the days either side of the kill?

take a minute. look at the sausages.

wow, that’s a lot of sausages.

it is disappointing when the mole is the one who looks most like a rodent.

we’re not after blood. we’re after information.

don’t be freaky.

i thought i’d never see you again.

they told me one of you didn’t matter. don’t make me guess.

did she say anything about me?

god, you have such a crush.

apparently, she’s saved the world like eight more times since then.

you want to save the world?

you’re quite a romantic underneath it all, huh?

he must have been in a hurry to forget his car!

it means either this equipment is dodgy - which it really isn’t - or it’s just weird.

we just want to talk to you. you don’t need to run from us.

i should kill myself!

they’ve got guns! i’m hiding!

say something stupid, and i will shoot you.

you gave me my way out of there. now i’m giving you your way out of that.

you are not a pumpkin. you are beautiful.

i’ve been wanting to do this for a long time.

where is north?!

just stay low and run!

just make a run for it and trust that we’re here, okay?!

are you running, or are you crying?!

i’m running and crying!

oh god, oh god! they’re coming!

[burglarize]

.

[vilanele]

   killing eve sentence starters.    season 2, episode 4 - 6.

bit of a cock-up this isn’t it really?

you know what they say. one cock-up is an accident. two cock-ups starts to look like carelessness. or a threesome.

jesus christ! if i wanted to get screwed til my asshole bled, i’d go down to torture garden on a friday night and ask for the full shitting english!

now i’m the cunny left holding this shitcake.

she just won’t shut up about being vegan.

i like her body, i just don’t like her.

i’ll put your head in a box.

don’t be a snot.

show her how boring this other woman is compared to you.

seriously, do not go shopping on your own again.

what really annoys me is that these teenagers probably make ten times our salary.

they sit around on bean bags, talking about which doctor who companion they’d like to spaff off to.

i’m sick to death of talking about the old bastard.

you could almost say it’s none of your business.

people do die, i’m afraid.

people are being murdered.

if you two are our nation’s great hope, i’ll start building the bunker now.

wow! you look amazing! can i take a picture of you for my instagram?

don’t be pathetic. get a real life.

don’t behave like a little girl.

i’m gonna get myself to sleep tonight, imagining kicking him out of a window onto a railing.

bullies are really just cowards.

pretty cowardly to get someone else to do your dirty work.

these deaths are becoming more frequent.

i mean, it’s one thing getting murdered, but the indignity of being found bleaching your moustache…

she would’ve known where the bodies were buried, so to speak.

i do not like to be watched.

blimey, it’s realistic, isn’t it?

they are taking precautions to keep us safe. that is all.

none of this is normal, and having you who tries to gaslight me into thinking that it is, isn’t normal either, and it’s not kind.

i don’t do girls, sorry.

i think i once got a handjob in here, under this very table.

that is so romantic.

do you ever not talk about sex?

want to have a good time? i’ve got everything you want. i’ve got ups, i’ve got downs.

what if one of the kids got a tenner in a birthday card and i’m putting it in my pocket like an asshole?

do you want us to shoot you in front of the kids?

what do you think he’s saying? ‘i can’t satisfy my wife in bed!’?

i don’t think yelling’s gonna work.

i don’t think i have the stomach for it.

you told me to get a hobby.

did you see his number plate? i’d have killed him for free.

if you start killing people for free, we are both in trouble. and broke.

don’t worry your pretty little head about it.

they’ll be making a killing, so to speak.

'gun for hire’? it’s a little basic bitch for her.

let’s put a hit out on me!

you are joking? i can’t tell if you’re joking…

so you’re just going to tie me up outside like a dog?

if you’re not doing the boring stuff, that’s not because you’re special. it’s because someone doesn’t want a paper trail on you.

you chose that photo? oh god, i look awful. i was so hungover that day.

you were happy to shoot me.

are you lonely?

i’ve just eaten a kilo of madras.

i’ll only be safe as long as she trusts me.

if you can’t stomach this, i’m sorry. that’s not my problem.

can you take your shoes off please?

can i take your… veil?

you’ve been so distracted lately, i thought you’d forgotten about me.

you could have killed me.

that is so stupid.

what if i hit you with a car? what if i shot you?

what did you do?! what did you do?! why did you do that?! i didn’t think you would actually do it!

do you think i’m insane?

will you give me everything i want?

you left your door open.

are you sure this is legal?

would you like to watch?

you are just take, take, take.

you look like someone stuck a moustache on some fudge.

i came here to tell you that you don’t have anything to worry about.

it’s crazy, right? you would think i was the bad guy.

smell ya later.

i like you, but i don’t like you that much.

did you like it? do you like all this? does it excite you?

do you want me to love you or do you want me to frighten you?

this feels like a one-night stand.

i was up all night trying to work out why i felt so unbelievably shitty and sad.

don’t ask me to stay.

this is an obvious breakfast choice.

i can’t stand breakfast - it’s just constant eggs. why? who decided?

there is nothing hidden that will not be revealed.

my brother used to jam his hamsters into an old loo roll, prod them through with a toothbrush - see how many he could do in a minute. he could do three.

getting someone close to him is about as easy as getting a sex offender into a convent.

you’re not yelling, but it feels like you’re yelling.

we want to make you an offer which doesn’t involve killing someone.

you want me to not kill someone? you do know what i do, right?

i don’t like to be challenged.

you’re the real boss, aren’t you?

do you know how often these jokes get made?

nothing a BJ and a compliment won’t fix in my experience.

you will never understand how much harder it is to be nice and normal and decent than it is to be like you.

the group can smell bullshit from a mile away.

don’t you ever do that again.

i like you but i don’t like you that much.

don’t forget - the only thing that makes you interesting is me.

i have real trouble telling the truth.

how come everybody else isn’t screaming with boredom too?

i’m just so bored.

why do rich people talk like children?

do you want to come in, have a cuppa?

i hope you like the missionary position.

i dread to think where you’ll be happy.

interested in business are you? no offence but you don’t seem the type.

ignore him, he’s an asshole.

try not to be too nosey on your way back. it’s not polite.

don’t let him see that he’s rattled you.

you seem to have the mind of a five-year-old.

if you’re going to lie, at least do a bit of research.

i get it. you’re a bully.

why would i even bother to have a conversation with someone like you?

my nose is bleeding.

i hate to be strict but she really mustn’t kill anyone.

[tolyasword]

Leverage: Redemption - “The Date Night Job”

[dailywomen]

Nathalie Emmanuel by Justin Coit for Byrdie (2017)

[burglarize]

@pluresque : ‘ please, i have an open seat at my table tonight. ’ from benoit!

she stares for what's probably a little longer than polite, trying to gauge the sincerity of the offer — and the severity of the consequences — with nothing more to go on than what she knows about blanc and the proffered arm. there's something about curiosity and cats rolling around in the back of her brain as she nods, picks up the trailing bit of her gown, and loops her free hand around blanc's shoulder. ' lead the way. ' and then, because she's really no interest in playing mind games with an excitable white man who's oddly proficient at solving crimes this evening — ' are you here on business ? '

[heireating]

          BOOK STARTERS VOL.40    DARK PLACES    GILLIAN FLYNN

❛ I was not a lovable child, and I’ve grown into a deeply unlovable adult. ❜

❛ The truly frightening flaw in humanity is our capacity for cruelty - we all have it. ❜

❛ I have a meanness inside me, real as an organ. Slit me at my belly and it might slide out, meaty and dark. ❜

❛ I am not angry or sad or happy to see you. I could not give a shit. You don’t even ripple. ❜

❛ I was raised feral, and I mostly stayed that way. ❜

❛ I can feel a better version of me somewhere in there - hidden behind a liver or attached to a bit of spleen. But the meanness usually wins out. ❜

❛ I felt something loosen in me, that shouldn’t have loosened. A stitch come undone. ❜

❛ Everyone who keeps a secret, itches to tell it. ❜

❛ Coffee goes great with sudden death. ❜

❛ I should just listen to my gut and then do the opposite. ❜

❛ “Smile, it can’t be that bad!” Yeah, actually, it can, jackwad. ❜

❛ Everything bad in the world already did happen. ❜

❛ You’re going to find peace? Like knowing is somehow going to fix you? ❜

❛ Instead of asking yourself what happened, just accept that it happened. ❜

❛ Homesick for a place I’ve never been. ❜

❛ Worries find you easily enough without inviting them. ❜

❛ It is always consoling to think of suicide. It’s what gets one through many a bad night. ❜

❛ Do you understand this is serious? ❜

❛ Sometimes it feels good to fuck with something. Instead of always being fucked with. ❜

❛ How could you kill something you cared enough to name? ❜

❛ Draw a picture of my soul, and it’d be a scribble with fangs. ❜

❛ We have the same chemicals in our blood: shame, anger, greed. Unjustified nostalgia. ❜

❛ I appreciate a straightforward apology the way a tone-deaf person enjoys a fine piece of music. ❜

❛ The phrase fuck you may not rest on the tip of my tongue, but it’s near. Midtongue. ❜

❛ Nothing to it but to do it. ❜

❛ There are a lot of people who deserve a lesson, deserve to really understand, that nothing comes easy, that most things are going to go sour. ❜

❛ If ifs and buts were candies and nuts we’d all have a very Merry Christmas. ❜

❛ Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change. ❜

❛ What does it do to a girl who knows her mother is a murderer? ❜

❛ That mean old bitch across the street bit it. ❜