NOT N̶O̶R̶M̶A̶L̶

𝙤𝙠𝙖𝙮, 𝙨𝙤 𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙪𝙧𝙫𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙙 𝙖𝙣 𝙪𝙣𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙠𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙙𝙞𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣. (...) 𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙷𝙰𝚂𝙽'𝚃?

[burklet]

ind.  priv.  sel.  W.INIFRED  B.URKLE  of  ANGEL.  canon-div  &  hc  based.  ANTI-WHED*N.  loved  by  dru.  ABOUT.   temp  rules  under  cut.

dru,  she/her, 18+.  you  may  know  me  from  my  multi  femori  or  my  drusilla  saintyr.  i  don’t  write  with  minors,  non-mutuals,  portrayals  of  real  people,  freddy  krueger,  or  tate  langdon  writers.  

canon  divergence:  fred  lives.  the  main  canon  divergence  here  is  that  fred’s  spirit  is  strong  enough  to  not  get  alltogether  consumed  by  the   entity  illyria;  the  two  of  them  instead  share  the  body  and  eventually  merge  into  a  single  consciousness,  still  having  access  to  illyria’s  strength  and  powers  without  fridging  fred  for  male  angst.  (insp  taken  from  THE  INCREDIBLE  HULK,  DR  JEKYLL/MR  HYDE,  and  the  alien  hiveminds  in  PACIFIC  RIM)  fred  is  also  open  for  shipping   (she  is  bisexual)  and  usual  rules  apply;  don’t  forceship,  chemistry  is  key,  etc.

this  blog  will  most  likely  be  plot-heavy.  sending  in  memes  or  liking  plotting  calls/hitting  me  up  in  dms  are  the  best  way  to  interact.  discord  is  available  upon  request.  this  blog  is  just  for  fun,  so  it  will  be  low-activity  and  selective,  and  probably  iconless.   if  you  have  any  questions,  feel  free  to  reach  out.

[alicentlesbian]

fred burkle + text posts

[dailyats]

Winifred Burkle | 5.10 Soul Purpose

∟ Angel [1999-2004]

[chainsmoke-a-deactivated2023050]

not  the  punch  you  didn’t  throw  or  the  kicks  you  didn’t  land.  every  slayer  …  has  a  death  wish.  even  you.  the  only  reason  you’ve  lasted  as  long  as  you  have  is  you’ve  got  ties  to  the  world  :  your  mum,  your  brat  kid  sister,  the  scoobies.  they  all  tie  you  here  but  you’re  just  putting  off  the  inevitable.  sooner  or  later,  you’re  gonna  want  it.  and  the  second  —  the  second  —  that  happens  …  you  know  i’ll  be  there.  i’ll  slip  in  …  have  myself  a  real  good  day.  here  endeth  the  lesson.  ( insp )

[burklet]

incorrect  quotes  ft.  @pryceism.  mutuals  tagged  in  this  can  reblog.

[honest2godd]

Send in 📜 and I’ll use this incorrect quotes generator using your muse and my muse. (Please specify how many muses//which muses for multimuse blogs!!)

[burklet]

looks  like  the  new  comics  are  continuing  to  mischaracterize  fred  to  create  bullshit  conflict.  yay.

[gothamstreetcat]

🌺WINIFRED BURKLE🌺

[burklet]

oh  also  @nihiliski  for  any  c.abin  in  the  woods  fans.

[burklet]

happy  pride  my  loves!!  fred  is  bi  and  has  been  in  love  with  everyone  in  her  friend  group  at  one  point  or  another.

[dailyats]

FRED BURKLE | 3.13 – Waiting in the Wings

[burklet]

the  nitty  gritty  of  fred’s  possession:

around  illyria’s  emergence  in  s5,  fred  also  comes  back.  they  eventually  work  out  a  way  to  share   the  body,  where  fred  gets  it  for  most  of  the  time  and  illyria  gets  it  when  it’s  time  to  commit  violence,  her  favorite  thing.  most  supernatural/demonic  creatures  can  sense  that  fred  isn’t  exactly  human  anymore,  even  if  they  can’t  tell  why.  when  illyria  is  in  the  pilot  seat,  fred  is  still  conscious  and  able  to  perceive  what  is  happening (ie,  if  illyria  gets  hurt,  fred  feels  it  too)  and  vice  versa.  while  at  first  getting  control  is  a  mental  battle,  fred  willingly  gives  it  to  illyria  during  fights,  and  illyria  is  content  to  experience  human  life  through  the  passenger  seat  of  fred’s  body  for  the  rest  of  the  time.   as  time  passes,  fred  and  illyria  more  often  begin  to  refer  to  the  other  one  when  speaking,  using  “we”  instead  of  “i”  when  applicable.  it’s  a  little  hivemind-y.  

[burklet]

once  fred  is  possessed  by  illyria,  her  blood  gets  a  bit  of  an  ozone-y  aftertaste.  side  effects  of  hosting  a  cthulian  old  one.

[burklet]

@pryceism  has  me  yelling  again.  must  be  tuesday  wednesday.

[burklet]

fred’s  never  been  to  a  vampire  bar  before.  she’s  a  good  girl,  she  thinks,  somewhat  ironically.  or  at  least  she  used  to  be,  before  portals  and  alternate  dimensions  and  taking  a  job  working  for  angel,  who,  as  cool  and  good-natured  and  fred’s-life-saving  as  he  is,  is  still  a  vampire.  not  that  fred’s  prejudiced  or  anything,  mind  you.  it’s  just  a  lot  over  here --  lights,  and  music,  and  everything’s  vaguely  sexual  --  fred’s  a  physicist,  not  a  psychiatrist,  but  she  doesn’t  have  to  be  to  know  that  vampire  and  sex  are  about  as  innately  linked  in  the  human  conscious  as,  well,  sex  and  anything  else,  she  supposes,  but  that’s  hardly  the  point.

she’s  here  on  business  for  angel,  of  course,  and  she  felt  a  little  better  when  they  walked  in  together,  secure  in  the  knowledge  that  nobody  would  be  looking  at  fred  when  angel’s  there.  but  then  angel  had  gone  in  for  his  little  vampire  business  meeting,  no-humans-allowed,  telling  fred  to  wait  outside  and  not  talk  to  anyone.  maybe  she’s  overwhelmed,  maybe  she’s  bored,  but  she  finds  herself  taking  a  seat  on  something  soft  and  trying  to  watch  the  clubgoers  without  making  eye  contact.  should  she  have  worn  a  turtleneck?  is  that  offensive  in  vampire  culture,  turtleneck-wearing?  is  it  inviting  an  attack  to  hide  your  neck,  or  is  it  stupid  to  show  it  in  the  first  place?  (she  really  should  have  asked  more  questions  before  she  agreed  to  come,  but  she  was  just  so  eager  to  see  the  details  of  the  job.)  hours  pass,  and  she’s  just  halfway  through  reciting  the  periodic  table  to  herself,  quietly,  in  alphabetical  order,  when  she  hears  the  comment  unmistakably  directed  at  her.

@northfang​:   THAT’S  NOT  A  BED.  YOU’RE  LYING  ON  SOME  COATS.

in  any  other  context,  it  would  have  been  comedic  how  quickly  fred  jumps  to  her  feet.  “sorry,  i...  am  i  in  your  way?  sorry.  i’m  just,  waiting  for  my  boss?  he  said  to  wait  here.  and  to  not  talk  to  anyone,  but  ignorin’  vampires  seems  kinda  dangerous,  not  to  mention  pretty  rude.”  and  she’s  in  it  now,  isn’t  she,  because  she  can’t  seem  to  plug  up  the  nervous  babble.  “i  work  for  angel.  do  you  know  him?  i  mean,  you  probably  do  if  you  work  here  or,  come  here  a  lot.  he  doesn’t  though,  which  is  why  it’s  my  first  time.  being  here,  that  is.  do  you?  come  here  a  lot,  i  mean.  you  don’t  have  to  answer  if  you  don’t  wanna.”  are  you  a  vampire  too,  is  what  she  wants  to  ask,  but  that’s  too  much,  and  fred’s  pretty  sure  she  knows  the  answer  anyway,  given  how  goddamned  pretty  the  man  before  her  is.

[afacelesschampion]

[kingsmemes]

「   RP MEME :    ONLY ONE BED .   」    * change pronouns as needed .

‘ why did you book us one room? ’

‘ i’m sleeping on the left. ’

‘ just a warning, i hog the covers. ’

‘ if you snore, i’m hitting you. ’

‘ it’s fine. i’ll take the floor. ’

‘ it’s so hot in here. ’

‘ there’s no way this bed is big enough for you and me. ’

‘ hey! no cover hogging. ’

‘ i didn’t mean to wake you. ’

‘ i have to face the door. ’

‘ come on! i’m so cold. ’

‘ don’t feel like you have the take the floor on my account. ’

‘ we’ll be fine. ’

‘ maybe we should cozy up together. ’

‘ this is going to be the best night ever. ’

‘ the innkeeper said this is the last room. ’

‘ i was having such a good dream, too… ’

‘ there’s not even a couch in here? ’

‘ i think it’s big enough for both of us. ’

‘ you think we could get a refund? ’

‘ can you close the curtains? ’

‘ shh, it’s okay. i’m here. ’

‘ you’re kind of warm. ’

‘ there’s no way we can exchange rooms now. ’

‘ aren’t you cold? ’

‘ don’t look at me! ’

‘ i sleep commando, just so you know. ’

‘ come here. ’

‘ how could i have known? i was in a rush! ’

‘ you have to be freezing down there. ’

‘ i’m not facing you. ’

‘ haha, i never knew you had such bedhead. ’

‘ sorry, did i wake you? ’

‘ do you normally have nightmares like this? ’

‘ this is going to be the worst night ever. ’

‘ sharing a bed with a pretty girl like you? count me in. ’

‘ why the hell did they book a room with a single bed? ’

‘ i know we’re undercover and all, but this is a little extreme. ’

‘ we can sleep in shifts. i’ll take the first watch. ’

‘ don’t even think about cuddling me. ’

‘ it was just a dream. ’

‘ i heard you calling their name. ’

‘ you sleep like a rock. ’

‘ did you know you snore? ’

‘ you did this on purpose, didn’t you? ’