The Consulting Criminal

Consulting Criminal. No one ever gets to me... All you little criminals out there~ I'm the one you come to when you need help. But, of course, everything comes with a price. If you have the money, leave a message for me, or contact me in some other way. I don't like getting my hands dirty. Some rules are obviously involved with that. My main one though? Don't speak my name. Don't describe me. Don't give me a reason to make your death as painful as possible. Because oh, honey. I will. [[Read about, honey~]]

[cayya]

don’t get too close

[andrewscottfangirl]

Ladies and gents, Jim Moriarty, the absolute master of reverse psychology.

[burnaheartoutofyou]

“Of course you will.”

“Any other questions, Sherly, or do you want to leave it at that?”

[recoveringheroinaddic-t]

“I’ll be in touch.”

[burnaheartoutofyou]

"No, honey. The other way around~ I'll be in touch."

[burnaheartoutofyou]

“Fun.”

[recoveringheroinaddic-t]

“I’m going to stop you.”

[burnaheartoutofyou]

"Of course you will."

"Any other questions, Sherly, or do you want to leave it at that?"

[burnaheartoutofyou]

“No.”

“Do you really want to know, Sherlock? Why I killed Irene, why I would hurt little Miss Watson? Why I’m playing with you?”

[recoveringheroinaddic-t]

“Yes. Tell me.”

[burnaheartoutofyou]

"Fun."

[burnaheartoutofyou]

“Oh, you think you can stop me?”

“No, that’s not quite how it works.”

[recoveringheroinaddic-t]

“Why would you want to hurt her? Have I angered you in some way?”

[burnaheartoutofyou]

"No."

"Do you really want to know, Sherlock? Why I killed Irene, why I would hurt little Miss Watson? Why I'm playing with you?"

[burnaheartoutofyou]

“Well, now that we’ve established that, shall we move on from this rather touching subject~”

“I hear you’ve got an apprentice.”

[recoveringheroinaddic-t]

“Leave her alone.”

[burnaheartoutofyou]

"Oh, you think you can stop me?"

"No, that's not quite how it works."

[burnaheartoutofyou]

“Wouldn’t you like to know~”

“Come on, Sherlock, you know why. Thought you were smarter than that.”

[recoveringheroinaddic-t]

“Because of me.”

[burnaheartoutofyou]

"Well, now that we've established that, shall we move on from this rather touching subject~"

"I hear you've got an apprentice."

[burnaheartoutofyou]

“No, honey, you nearly tortured Moran. I seem to recall the show cutting short.”

[recoveringheroinaddic-t]

“Doesn’t mean I won’t do the same to you. Why. Why did you kill her.”

[burnaheartoutofyou]

"Wouldn't you like to know~"

"Come on, Sherlock, you know why. Thought you were smarter than that."

[ninety-percent-crap]

Piss my character off in three words.

[burnaheartoutofyou]

Doing a study for a paper.

Have you ever been called... If so put a tally on each one that applies.

Gay:||||||||||||||||||||||||||||l||||||||||||||||l||||lI|||I||||||I||||l|||

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Emo:||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||lI|||||||||||||||||l||l|||l|l||l||||l||||||||||||||l||||||||||I|llll|||||||||||||I||||||l|\||lllll|l|||

Now put a tally if you've ever...

Had suicidal thoughts: ||||||||||||||||||||||l||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||lI|||l|||||||l||||||||||||/|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||l|||||llll||||||||||||||||ll|||||||||||l|llIl||||||||II|||||||||||I||l|\|||llllll||l||I||

self harmed:||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||/||||||l|l|l||||l|||||||||||||||||||||||||||l||l|||lll||||||l||||||||ll||||||||||||I|ll||||||||I|||||I|||l|\\||llll|l|I||

Been to the psychiatric ward:|||||||||l||l|||||ll||||ll||||I|

THIS IS FOR A PROJECT AND I AM GOING TO FOLLOW EVERYONE WHO REBLOGS THIS.

[bbcsherlockgifs]

[steviencks]

#the exact moment i sold my soul to this show

[likeafieldmouse-deactivated2015]

[captnsulu-deactivated20161211]

Is this Moriarty’s apartment?

[burnaheartoutofyou]

“Pleasure to finally make your acquaintance.”

“Careful with your emotions, my dear; you’re in a public place.”

[recoveringheroinaddic-t]

“Irene. Irene Adler. It was you.”

[burnaheartoutofyou]

“Still sore about that… What if I said no?”

[recoveringheroinaddic-t]

I tortured Moran. Imagine what I’m going to do to you.

[burnaheartoutofyou]

"No, honey, you nearly tortured Moran. I seem to recall the show cutting short."

[burnaheartoutofyou]

“Pleasure to finally make your acquaintance.”

“Careful with your emotions, my dear; you’re in a public place.”

[recoveringheroinaddic-t]

“Irene. Irene Adler. It was you.”

[burnaheartoutofyou]

"Still sore about that... What if I said no?"

[burnaheartoutofyou]

“Oh, you have no idea.”

“I’m just waiting for you to work it out.”

[recoveringheroinaddic-t]

“You’re just…” Sherlock paused and took another look at him, and suddenly everything made sense. “Jim. JM. Moriarty.” He responded with a perplexed look on his face, “You’re Moriarty.”

[burnaheartoutofyou]

"Pleasure to finally make your acquaintance."

"Careful with your emotions, my dear; you're in a public place."

[burnaheartoutofyou]

“You.”

“I told you; I was a fan. Can’t fans meet the stars? Well… there was also some work I had to do. Nothing big.”

[recoveringheroinaddic-t]

“Right.” Sherlock observed him for a moment, then just shrugged his shoulders, “that’s flattering. And dedication.”

[burnaheartoutofyou]

"Oh, you have no idea."

"I'm just waiting for you to work it out."