The Family Business

WHO KNOWS WHAT I'M DOING... AND HONESTLY? WHO CARES. I'M STARTIN' TO THINK MAYBE THE WORLD IS BIG ENOUGH TO SAVE ITSELF. MAYBE ALL SAM AND ME HAVE REALLY BEEN DOIN' IS GETTIN' IN THE WAY OF THAT. [Dean Winchester RP blog. Nonspecific timeline unless otherwise requested. Canon. Heterosexual. No NSFW. Got any questions? Feel free to ask. I only bite on Tuesdays.]

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Happy birthday, Dean 🥳

Why thank you!

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Go on. Try to make it hard for me.

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Sam’s brows rose. “Really? No argument.” Crumpling up his trash and tossing it back in the bag, Sam settled back into the seat, full and content. “Alright, let’s do it.” For a moment, the thousands of things the Winchesters needed to do flashed through Sam’s mind, but for today he wouldn’t dwell on it. Too much. “We’ll get back to beating Amara as soon as we get done.”

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The car whipped around with a pretty squeal that ripped Dean’s mind into two parts: the ‘That sounded awesome’ side and the ‘If that hurt my frame I swear to God…’ side. Wheels turning, pulling them along the road and with every second closer to a good time, Dean mused aloud, “So, I’m thinkin we don’t spend just the afternoon there. I’m thinking we spend the night there. Booze, Zeppelin, sundown on the water, the whole nine.” He was sounding a little squishy so he added, “I mean, we’re driving two hours for this. Might as well go big or go home, right?”

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“Uh…yeah. Yeah, let’s do it!” Surprised, Sam studied his brother from the passenger seat. Life had always been one thing after another for them, but lately it seemed like the two were getting nowhere fast with the Darkness. And Lucifer. And Cas. It’d been eating on Dean, Sam knew. But his brother was swallowing back the stress to just live for a day…something they both needed. He thought about asking about Dean’s sudden change of heart, but decided that the OK was enough. “So, not only are we stopping at the beach, but we’re camping.”

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"Why not?" Dean said, playing with the volume dial.

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“So–.” Sam swallowed. “I’m just saying that maybe we should…I don’t know, take a day. Just one day. The ocean’s two hours away from here. If we turned around now and spent the afternoon on the beach, we could be back on the road by sundown.” Going for another bite, he munched through it before concluding. “Come on. We could use the break.”

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“Ya know what, Sam?” Tunes were cranking, bellies were filling, and the sun was smacking through the windows which were open and letting in both wind and the feeling of complete freedom. Who wouldn’t be in a good mood with that combination? A twinkly eyed and frown-shaped thinking expression met that of the adjacent Moose. “Okay.”

[so-sam-i-am]

Sam’s brows rose. “Really? No argument.” Crumpling up his trash and tossing it back in the bag, Sam settled back into the seat, full and content. “Alright, let’s do it.” For a moment, the thousands of things the Winchesters needed to do flashed through Sam’s mind, but for today he wouldn’t dwell on it. Too much. “We’ll get back to beating Amara as soon as we get done.”

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The car whipped around with a pretty squeal that ripped Dean’s mind into two parts: the ‘That sounded awesome’ side and the ‘If that hurt my frame I swear to God...’ side. Wheels turning, pulling them along the road and with every second closer to a good time, Dean mused aloud, “So, I’m thinkin we don’t spend just the afternoon there. I’m thinking we spend the night there. Booze, Zeppelin, sundown on the water, the whole nine.” He was sounding a little squishy so he added, “I mean, we’re driving two hours for this. Might as well go big or go home, right?”

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“So–.” Sam swallowed. “I’m just saying that maybe we should…I don’t know, take a day. Just one day. The ocean’s two hours away from here. If we turned around now and spent the afternoon on the beach, we could be back on the road by sundown.” Going for another bite, he munched through it before concluding. “Come on. We could use the break.”

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“Ya know what, Sam?” Tunes were cranking, bellies were filling, and the sun was smacking through the windows which were open and letting in both wind and the feeling of complete freedom. Who wouldn’t be in a good mood with that combination? A twinkly eyed and frown-shaped thinking expression met that of the adjacent Moose. “Okay.”

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@castielaswag started following you.

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castielawasg:

“It proved troublesome but I contained as much as I could. I do believe a demon escaped and heaven… isn’t happy towards my escape.”

“Isn’t happy.” Dean searched Cas’s eyes for the story in a somewhat expectant, judgmental fashion. “What exactly does that mean?”

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Blue watched green briefly before it struck the angel that this was his problem, not the hunters. “Heaven has made their decision Dean, as have I. I have chosen humanity as they have chosen to try killing myself.”

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Scrunching up his face, Dean tried to make sense of what he just heard. “Okay, wait. So....Heaven wants to kill you and...you want to-- ?? Be a person?? What are you doing to stop Heaven? Is it like all of Heaven?” He was certain he wasn’t following but navigating a conversation with Cas was like playing freakin tetris.

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@castielaswag started following you.

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castielawasg:

“It proved troublesome but I contained as much as I could. I do believe a demon escaped and heaven… isn’t happy towards my escape.”

“Isn’t happy.” Dean searched Cas’s eyes for the story in a somewhat expectant, judgmental fashion. “What exactly does that mean?”

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@castielaswag started following you.

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“I think the question’s pretty clear. Where have you been, man?”

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“… Seattle. I had a promise that more angels were hiding there. I didn’t expect to find demons as well.”

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"Ah," he rose his eyebrows in not unexpected exasperation. "Did you deal with it?"

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Dean shrugged and jangled the keys. "I'll pee you a river and you can cry me one. Let's ride."

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It was a long shot, but with Dean as sleepy as he seemed to be, Sam thought he’d give it a go. “Do you..want me to drive?”

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“Uhh— dew yew want me tuh—?” Dean mocked in a sing songy baby voice. “No. I’m fine, I got it.” He grumbled and snatched the keys. “Not gonna lie, I completely tuned you out. What are we doing again? Panty raid? TP an egg company and egg Charman?” He wasn’t even finding himself very funny but he found that joking and being an over all jerk made him wake up faster.

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“Uh…” Sam shook the three billion retorts from his mind and reiterated. 

“Possible psychic kid. Checking into it.”

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“Mm. Fine. But we’re grabbing some coffee on the way.”

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Anti-honesty hour. Ask me anything and I will respond with blatant lies.

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@castielaswag started following you.

“Hey…. long time no see.”

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“Hello Dean, how have you been?”

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“That depends. Where have you been?”

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“I-I don’t understand. What do you mean?”

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“I think the question’s pretty clear. Where have you been, man?”

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