Noelle Bernier

Rp blog. Not affiliated with Marilyn Lima.

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When all of your friends are girls and they tag everything #Girlsquad

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You should be honoured! #girlsquad is a coveted hashtag.

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Some random tried to get in on my cuddle time with @sammybees. Ignore the guy with the bloody nose. He deserves no sympathy.

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Some days you scare me, and other days I want to be you.

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Awww, you always know just the things to say!

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Some random tried to get in on my cuddle time with @sammybees. Ignore the guy with the bloody nose. He deserves no sympathy.

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@sammybees, you lil shit, you know the answer is @dinahshay-tm.

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Well…. okay

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This one’s not so bad, promise.

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What do I have to do so that I can also be in the known

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Fake an accent and try to convince a stranger that you're the Ambassador from France.

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@sammybees, you lil shit, you know the answer is @dinahshay-tm.

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Well…. okay

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This one's not so bad, promise.

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@sammybees, you lil shit, you know the answer is @dinahshay-tm.

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@sammybees is the "no shit, sherlock" answer to @praevado-insider 's question

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Noele [text]: Sammy it's called a kink [text]: Think of it like weird foreplay

[TEXT]:: why are you like this?

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[text]: like what?

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ur-gay-jesus‌:

excellent. and don’t swear to me, it’s not polite. ;)  alright, so. the question was: who do you wanna go home with tonight?  so naturally it was you. answer to that question is always you. 

I will swear at you as much as I fucking want.

And, uh. That’s… that’s nice? But uh, I gotta gay - I mean, I gotta go. Except... fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck FUUUUCK

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take you home in the gayest sense of the phrase, sammy. the very gayest.  and ooh, kitty’s got claws. yell at me more.

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I knew you were a kinky freak.

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@secretlyvanillaperfection, my answer is the wicked witch @harperfromhell or grumpy cat @ghostedbyyasin

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dinahshay-tm‌:

I guess we both have something to drink / work on. We can organize something on your next day off

I’m off at five tomorrow unless someone does something drastically stupid.

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dinahshay-tm‌:

Debatable?

if you’re going to be drinking I would recommend. “Sorry that Dinah didn’t tell you about her past. even though she didn’t have to tell you about her past on the first date maybe on the fourth or fifth” Or you can have a drink of “please forgive me can I have a second date?”

Maybe the second with a shot of “I’m not a trusting person and I’m sorry for being a judgmental bitch”

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burnedbybernier‌:

Well, you’d be well prepared for a magic mike moment.

Is that seriously why you made me wear suspenders? REALLY?

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Mostly cuz it looks good, but why can’t things have multiple benefits? 

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dinahshay-tm‌:

Am I cute enough to be redeemable?

Debatable. 

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Not a fan of the suspenders, but Noelle convinced me.

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Well, you’d be well prepared for a magic mike moment.

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Aight, focus focus focus.

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hot or not: noelle

@burnedbybernier is a hot baby girl. I can totally see her in a sunset tawny or pearl white dress with a beautiful lady at the end of the alter… I need to start sketching

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dinahshay-tm‌:

See. That’s what I mean, you dont even know what or why she was in there for. How do you know if I wont be the one to stab you? Not that I would…. maybe an accidental prick when I’m designing your future wedding gown.

Great chat, Dinah. Feeling super reassured here.