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notrami

@praevado-insider‘s ask: @ur-gay-jesus.

ur-gay-jesus

DARE ME SAMMY!

#why do you hate this game #c: sammy

notrami

ur-gay-jesus‌:

excellent. and don’t swear to me, it’s not polite. ;) alright, so. the question was: who do you wanna go home with tonight? so naturally it was you. answer to that question is always you.

I will swear at you as much as I fucking want.

And, uh. That’s… that’s nice? But uh, I gotta gay - I mean, I gotta go. Except... fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck FUUUUCK

ur-gay-jesus

take you home in the gayest sense of the phrase, sammy. the very gayest. and ooh, kitty’s got claws. yell at me more.

#don't get me excited #i like this side of you #don't gotta blast me #stay #c: sammy

notrami

ur-gay-jesus‌:

I need to see you twerk ( or try to) for thirty seconds. I’ll provide music. After that I’ll explain,

I swear to God, Tanner. I swear to fucking God.

ur-gay-jesus

excellent. and don’t swear to me, it’s not polite. ;) alright, so. the question was: who do you wanna go home with tonight? so naturally it was you. answer to that question is always you.

#c: sammy #don't get pissy with me #you did a great job #shaking that cute lil ass of yours #don't let it get to your head

ur-gay-jesus

Answer to @praevado-insider ‘s question: @sammybees . It’s always Sammy.

notrami

…. fuck fuck fuck fuck.

Ok ok. Tell me the dare before I chicken out in approximately two seconds.

ur-gay-jesus

I need to see you twerk ( or try to) for thirty seconds. I’ll provide music. After that I’ll explain,

#trust me #i think it's worth it #unless i'm wrong #in which case #i am sorry #c: sammy

Answer to @praevado-insider ‘s question: @sammybees . It’s always Sammy.

#answers #c:sammy

MFK: sammy, samuel, sam

anon, did you just give me the same person over and over again? i...uh...can i just pick two options and not the last one? it wouldn’t make sense if i wanted to fuck him and marry him to kill his cute ass, right? so i guess, yeah i’d marry and fuck @sammybees

#ask meme #Anonymous

bucket list - what is something that you want to do during this trip?

Oh, I don’t know nonny. Find love maybe? Or swim with sharks. Either one would be fine with me.

#ask meme #Anonymous

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@ur-gay-jesus congrats. you win my company for an hour, let’s chat.

ur-gay-jesus

aw fuck me man. well. I guess this can be fun. What’s your favorite movie? Mine’s Burlesque.

#we could nap #and avoid this whole hour together #and not talk #c: noelle

@hail-satan-and-randy

Tanner had decided he wasn’t going to the party when he found out about it. He had an entire week of work he was going to prepare for. But when the hours ticked by and he got a message from Praevado Insider, he sighed. Well, looked like he was going. Rolling through the resort, he made his way to the beach and ordered a drink. Scanning the sea of people, he found his target. Walking up to a young man and tapping him on the shoulder, he smiled, planting his lips on the other’s. They locked lips in a quick moment, and when Tanner pulled away, he shrugged his shoulders. “I’m sorry about that. Had to...I’m Tanner. Hi.”

#c: randy #location: party #irl

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ur-gay-jesus‌:

Oh hello again Princess. I’m surprised Lucifer hasn’t called you home yet, hell’s beautiful this time of year.

Oh, I wouldn’t know. I’m a god damn saint.

ur-gay-jesus

I havent been a satyr for two Halloweens, so no. You don’t. And I’m gay, holy water doesn’t work on us. You’ve gotta get me with something stronger babe.

#what is wrong with you #i literally asked for help #i dont understand #sammy volunteered #i was even nice ok #fight me you little meanie

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ur-gay-jesus‌:

Originally posted by spacekangaroos

I’ll be over to your rooms soon. I’ve got an entire binder, I’m so sorry buddy. I’m sure you’re gonna do great. Just uh…no mixed vegetables. It’s so tacky 😅

Oh here we go again.

ur-gay-jesus

Oh hello again Princess. I’m surprised Lucifer hasn’t called you home yet, hell’s beautiful this time of year.

#i know youre not warning me #you pretty little demon you.#c: noelle

ur-gay-jesus

Does anyone wanna come help me decide on the dinner platters? I’ve got some ideas but I’m very worried that the kitchen staff isn’t smart enough to understand my vision.

notrami

… I mean, I don’t want to get fired so I can help… or try to help.

ur-gay-jesus

I’ll be over to your rooms soon. I’ve got an entire binder, I’m so sorry buddy. I’m sure you’re gonna do great. Just uh...no mixed vegetables. It’s so tacky 😅

#all you can do is enough #i appreciate the help #c: sammy

Does anyone wanna come help me decide on the dinner platters? I’ve got some ideas but I’m very worried that the kitchen staff isn’t smart enough to understand my vision.

#starter #c: tanner

ur-gay-jesus

OH MAN THIS IS GONNA BE SUCH A GREAT TIME. Can someone tell me where the alcohol is? That was a stupid long flight.

notrami

Wait, what? When did you get here? What are you doing here?

ur-gay-jesus

Oh hi Sammy...uh I just got here. They gave me an internship! Mom being extra and dad not relenting paid off. How are you uh... long time no see I had no idea you were gonna be here...

#it seems to be small enough #this is weird

OH MAN THIS IS GONNA BE SUCH A GREAT TIME. Can someone tell me where the alcohol is? That was a stupid long flight.

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