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“ i dont enjoy keurig, but when done righteously, it's coffee, like any other. ”
If only your weenie didn't fall off, there could be Mormon brats running around, too.
*shows her ankle*
might be religious but isn’t a virgin
“ okay. ”
"when i was your age" shut up i'm 4x your age, kiddo
synthmama:
The pistol is offered to him, minus the magazine.
“ THANK YOU. ” He takes the weapon, rendered nearly - useless by the absence of bullets ( though Joshua knows well enough the efficacy of a sure - handed pistol whip ), and looks through the chamber back - to - front. “ You should clean your gun after every use, ” simply stated, without blame. “ It seems tedious, I know. But it may save your life one day. ”
cykakola:
MANY THINGS HAD CHANGED SINCE THEY FIRST MET AS LEGION PAWNS. Yet what still remained was her delinquent attitude towards figures of authority. Though, back then the courier was certainly less vocal about it. Perhaps it was the confidence of age, or simply because Joshua was no longer looming over her as her superior.
❛ YOU KNOW ME SO WELL, ❜ she replied with a rich, soft laugh ; fully ignoring the all - too - apparent icy stare he gave her. ❛ Seriously, though. I’m good on the godly pool party. All I got outta it was an ear infection. ❜
“ YOU WEREN’T FORCED TO PARTICIPATE. ” And his feeble attempts to evangelize would hardly work, even if he still upheld the New-Canaanite mission. Joshua simply offered the gospel, never pushed it into anyone's hands who didn’t ask. He knew above all the conditions of Salvation. One must humble themselves first before Paradise was promised. “ You should see if Follows - Chalk needs any assistance. I know he enjoys practicing his words with you. ”
joshua: "We warned you at Syracuse, and you persisted. You took advantage of us at New Canaan to drive us out, and like the dogs of Caesar you are, you followed us to Zion. And now you stand on holy ground, a temple to God's glory on Earth. But the only use for an animal in our temple is sacrifice!"
salt-upon-wounds: ok boomer
cykakola:
BAPTISM. THAT RITUAL DROWNING, or whatever it was supposed to be. Last time Graham gave her one, Sasha woke up with a migraine and no clothes on. Both of which she jokingly blamed on him and NOT THE ENTIRE BOTTLE of whiskey she downed that night. After what felt like a straight minute of the courier STARING AT HIM, Sasha finally spoke up. ❛ I think the fuck not, it’s COLD OUT and I don’t feel like getting naked for you again, Grammy. ❜
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“NO ONE ASKED YOU TO -- ” he pauses, realizing arguing with the Courier is fruitless; he’d have more luck preaching to the drawings on the wall. At least now she appears less drunk, and no more amenable to atone for her many sins. The Lord is forgiving, but Joshua knows He does not forget. “Baptisms are done with all parties fully clothed. I said as much the first time.” He glances at her, two chips of ice peering out from white bandages “Though I can’t expect you to remember.”
Hey, Grammy. If your skin really does hurt all the time, why do you wear such tight pants?
“They’re comfortable.”
I put the STD in "stud," all I need is u ;)
“We will have to baptize you again. It seems the first one didn’t take.”
he survived because the fire inside him burned brighter than the fire around him
Sometimes I tell myself these wild fires never stop burning, but I’m the one who starts them. Not God. Not them. I can always see it in my mind. The warmth, the heat. It will always be a part of me. But not today.
Mojave Pop Dating Sim
Name: Joshua Graham
Their Profession: War Chief Where they can be found (e.g. park, café, gym etc): Angel Cave Favourite food type (breakfast, junk food, veggies, etc): Rice, maize, desert fruit. Favourite alcoholic drink: He doesn’t drink Favourite trait (romance, passion, sexuality, talent, flirtation, sentiment, joy): Faith, good - heartedness, inner strength, conviction Where they would go on a date: To exterminate a rival tribe in Zion. Ideal gift: Gun How many dates until they go to bed: Never, but you can help him change his bandages after a few years.
Isaiah 51:16