brendon urie responding to annoying comments ask meme.
“ your friends are cool, not fuck you, alright cool. “
“ who are you to call dominos shitty ? do you own a pizzaria ? nah so shut up. ”
“ i don’t even like domnios pizza. ”
“ you’re ruining your education, get the fuck off. ”
“ go fuckin’ pee, alright ? go pee. ”
“ prove it, and then send pictures. ” “ you guys are clever. ”
“ what a stupid, unnecessarily offensive thing to say. i’m bored. ”
“ take that. sneezed on ya. ”
“ don’t be a bitch ? guess what ? i’m not a bitch. ”
“ you’re a dumba. ”
“ if you’re raising your kid to wait at the traffic light until it turns yellow and then red and then make their turn, you should’ve never have had that kid. ”
“ you idiot ! hey, remember when i called you an idiot ? sorry about that. ”
“ you sound like a fucking boy. ”
“ sorry, sorry -- i got real heated for a second. ”
“ tell your family they can fuck off. ”
“ i don’t care what you think as long as it’s about me. ”
“ i respect your brother’s opinion. ”
“ i need to make a shirt that says ‘ hated by families everywhere. ’ “
“ fuck your bacon. i love bacon. ”
“ yo, if you eat ranch, what the fuck is wrong with you ? ”
“ if you’re gonna get wings, go bleu cheese. ”
“ lemme say my piece. ”
“ why’d you make it about you ? i’m trying to make it about the sauce. ”
“ i’m trying to fuck their game up, babe. ”
“ don’t take this personally. ”
“ he’s a fuck boy. ”
“ you kids and your fuck boy comments. ”
“ well then get out and give somebody else a chance. ”
“ ... fuck boy. ”
“ if you scrunch toilet paper you are a disgrace, and you are sloppy, and you need to fold your toilet paper. ”
“ that’s gross. ”
“ i sound like a minion ? ”
“ you sound like a minion. ”
“ shots fired. ”
“ that’s a sideways fuck you. ”
“ alright, don’t get it twisted. ”
“ ninety percent of these are ‘fuck my ass.’ “
“ hey, these are very intelligent comments, sir. ”
“ i’m not a bitch but thank you for acknowledging that i’m not trash. ”
“ i call everybody dumb-dumb. ”
“ watch your fucking language. fuck you. ”
“ why you calling me a magg- oh, that’s not that word. ”
“ i’m egotistical ? that’s sweet. ”
“ stop being an emo fuck boy. ”
“ no, they get in the way of you being a fucking idiot, though. ”
“ i am a fuck boy. ”
“ oh, that’s very sweet of you. ”
“ what are you guys doing ? ”
“ what the fuck happened to discretion ? ”
“ that sentence just made me so mad right now. ”
“ quit asking me if i have fuckin’ hairy balls, jesus christ. ”
“ i eat like an annoying white girl ? this from an annoying white girl. come on. ”
“ no, you ding dong. ”
“ i can’t disagree with that. ”
“ hey, woah, i am not gay. but i will suck a dick. ”
“ get the fuck outta here. ”
“ woah. take it easy. ”
“ stop being so boring. ”
“ go to bed, you dumb ass. ”
“ that was mean. ”
