What I Meant To Say @burninator - Tumblr Blog

me on the outside: it’s just a movie

me on the inside: why the FUCK didn’t the school of rock win the battle of the bands

Kitchen Nightmares UK version: "Mushrooms on toast is a simple dish. Just mushrooms on toast. Yours was actually pretty good, there was just a lot going on you probably didn't need."

Kitchen Nightmares US version: COMING UP NEXT ON KITCHEN NIGHTMARES *Ride of the Valkyries plays* *50 tracks of explosion sounds* CHEF RAMSAY DOESN'T liKE THE F00D??????!!!!!! *strobe like montage of Gordon Ramsay eating intercut with atomic bomb stock footage* "WHAT THE F%%% IS THIS F%&%ING GARBAGE????" *Chef throws plate* *shot is repeated 4 times* "UNF%%%ING BELIEVABLE" *SURROUND SOUND MACHINE GUN SOUNDS* *graphic of Gordon Ramsay literally throwing a knife at your face* *sound of shattering windows*

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squidprinceofwinterfell

game of thrones season 5 is the equivalent of a shitty fic on ff.net with bad grammar & painfully OOC characters that has the summary “what would happen if sansa married ramsay instead of jeyne poole?? what if tyrion and dany met?? my personal rewrite of adwd!! don’t like, don’t read! i don’t care about the haters”