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[thatoddboy]

Moses is gone, post Golden Calf

[furrama]

Hey guys, I’m finally back from talking to The Lord on the mountai-

WHAT THE HELL ARE Y’ALL DOING DOWN HERE?

[thatoddboy]

EVERYBODY SCATTER!!

[glamourweaver]

[burning-tippy-tree]

Forty year time out time

[fuselii]

legends 

[burning-tippy-tree]

We had nine people in a six person truck. It was a cozy ride to the river

[burning-tippy-tree]

What a day..isn't it bad that the easiest thing to do is usually doesn't help? Like being lazy. I did nothing all day

[burning-tippy-tree]

Feline fetish

If you pet a cat and it drools you can make that pussy wet. If you summon a cat and it listens you can make that pussy cum. If you lick a pussy you might get hair in your mouth. If you have a cat you got pussy

[burning-tippy-tree]

Our awesome Christmas decorations. #babyjesuswasajedi

[burning-tippy-tree]

What. The. Fuck. America.

WHY THE FUCK. are two of the most corrupt people running for president. In a country of 324 million people I’m sure there is at least one person willing and smarter to do the job. And how is everybody except the people at trump and Hillary rallies making or laughing at jokes about how bad they are..yet they still have so much support? Why not elect Emma Watson. She’s smart and wise. Or Betty white even. Jesus.

[burning-tippy-tree]

Why are you so tall? . . You could say it was...how I was raised

[burning-tippy-tree]

Why hasn't the doctor had a companion from the 80s or 90s yet?

[burning-tippy-tree]

Bridges between conversations

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!" "No, she burned all the bridges" "Guys calm down. It's water under the bridge"

[wnq-writers]

I want to run my fingers along her freckles, and get lost in the story of how they were created by stardust. And when you trace them just right they create a constellation only we can understand. Get lost lost with me; let’s create our own universe.

yunggaygod  (via wnq-writers)

[thelovejournals]

You can never laugh too much or have too many orgasms.

Michael Faudet (via thelovejournals)

[burning-tippy-tree]

Mac millers grandkids

Arianna grande is a lucky girl. Miller promised his mom 100 grandkids. And they'll be grandekids

[burning-tippy-tree]

Nowadays the biggest thing in most guys pants is their phone. Not this guy tho

[burning-tippy-tree]

Hey mom! What? Can you make me a hot chocolate? Why? You do it, you know how. You get out of bed and do it. You're a teenager Because if you do it'll be like I was real young again and I asked but I didn't want to and didn't know how. But you knew that and made one so I was happy and so were you in a way

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Trust

The only reason I'll go behind your back is to bend you over

[burning-tippy-tree]

How do people even see my stuff? If they do, I have one porn/hookup/sexy page following me that doesn't even like my stuff..