i really fucked it up this time;

weep little lion man you're not as brave as you were at the start Hunter Clarington twenty - junior - burnout - ❤ Assuming you can read, I think it's fair to say you already know who I am. Which means you already know how big of a mistake it is to fuck with me. Looking forward to the day when all of this shit is just a distant memory that I don't have to give a shit about anymore. "and it was your heart on the line"

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keepersnix​:

Any option to move them all to a lower level, “seriously pathetic beginners” class? Might help weed ‘em out that way.

Unfortunately, no. My course is pretty basic. I hadn’t thought I would need a pathetic beginners level. They wouldn’t even be terrible in beginners if they would just listen. 

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hbickurt​:

You mean, I’m your favorite guy. Period.

Is that so?

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enchantedjordan​:

Well maybe they just need an extra push! If you’re that passionate about it maybe you should hang out with them more, let the passion rub off on them.

If I hung out with them more, I’m not sure I could control myself for much longer and keep myself from punching them. 

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hbickurt​:

Am I now? Hmm, I suppose I could do that for you. Since you need someone to back you up and who better to do that than me.

You are my favorite right hand guy. 

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criminalmeerkat​:

That’s rough, people can be annoying little shits. Especially when you try to teach them something they don’t know anything about. They should just respect you as the teacher or get fucked, you know?

If only it were that simple. 

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hbickurt​:

Even if they are a danger to themselves and others? Doesn’t seem like fair and equal treatment to me. Seems just plain dangerous. It’s like trying to perform a high level cheer stunt when you first start cheering. You shouldn’t. It isn’t helpful to you and it’s not at all helpful to the team.

Hmm, are you perhaps suggesting that I have my athletic cheerleader boyfriend appear in the class and explain possible sprains and injuries that could occur in this situation?

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hbickurt​:

You know it comes from a place of love and caring. I love you too. I saw Santana’s suggestion of kicking them out and I do have to agree with her. That way, if they actually do something to hurt themselves because they are complete imbeciles it won’t be because they are ignoring you. And it won’t be on you because you are their teacher.

I’ve certainly considered it, but you know how it is around here. Everyone is equal and everyone has the same worth and ability. It’s stupid. Some people just can’t do some things. Simple as that. 

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keepersnix​:

Kick ‘em out. Can’t hang? Find somewhere else to go. Especially if they’re dragging the people around them down because they can’t keep up. 

I agree completely. Yet, apparently, I have to be ‘nicer’ It’s ridiculous if you ask me. 

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serioussmythe​:

People are the worst. Some people just have the actual nerve to test it. What  the fuck did they do this time?

People just insist they can take on more than they actually can and it puts them at risk of hurting themselves. 

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hbickurt​:

I know you try your best, but you’re not exactly the most patient person. Even when trying. But to say so publicly like this, what happened this time?

...I’m going to overlook that because I love you. Just idiots wanting to do things that I tell them not to that could actually get them hurt. People don’t understand, there are levels when it comes to fitness. Trying to jump levels ahead without proper training could get you seriously injured. 

[burnoutclarington]

I try to be a patient man, I do. However, there are some people who have taken my boxing class who really do not belong there. I am perfectly fine about teaching new individuals interested. When they are absolutely useless in the class, however, it gets exhausting. 

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keepersnix​:

I gotta say, there’s really nothing like coming back from somewhere as amazing as Germany, and ending up in this shithole. Somehow, I forgot how much this place sucked. 

Guess I should just be thankful this place is still standing and hasn’t completely burnt down. Still gotta get through another year at this place, so there’s that. 

Anyone wanna fill me in on your thrilling summer at McKinley?

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I wish I could say that it was any sort of thrilling, but then that would be a lie. Though, what were you doing in Germany?

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skankpearce​:

I don’t know how that’s even possible. You’re the most impatient man I have ever met. 

While you’re not wrong, I feel I should be offended here. 

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texts - kurt&hunter

KURT: Okay, let me know when you're back

HUNTER: I'll hop in the shower after. Maybe you can join me.

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texts - kurt&hunter

KURT: I'm going to hang with Bas for a bit, see if I can cheer him up. Then I definitely will.

HUNTER: Alright. Guess I'll go for a run.

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texts - kurt&hunter

KURT: I've missed you too. I hate this stupid camp and just want to be alone with you.

HUNTER: Are you sneaking over tonight?

[elliotthatesyou]

I never thought I would say it, but I can’t wait for classes to start. I’m done with this whole summer camping thing. Has anybody actually enjoyed themselves or are we all complaining the same amount that I am? I need a new tattoo and a drink.

[burnoutclarington]

I never thought you would say it either, actually. Can’t make the drink happen, but we could smoke.