Hi. I'm Pete.
If you don't know me, congratulations — you've made excellent life choices so far.
I'm that tall, pale Staten Island dude who somehow became a comedian instead of a local urban legend your mom warns you about. I tell jokes about trauma, mental health, my terrible decisions and whatever else helps me avoid therapy invoices.
I'm usually on stage, on the road or on someone's couch pretending it's a life plan. If you see me out in the wild, I'm probably holding a coffee the size of my self-esteem issues.
You want to talk? Cool.
You want me to flirt awkwardly? Also cool.
You want emotional stability?... I mean, wrong guy —
but I can offer snacks.
Anyway, hi.
Let's be weird on purpose. (more ↴)
