Maddie's Kinks

She/Her | Trans | 24 | Minors DNI | Blogging about what makes me horny

[ltastegaze]

Classic Cherry Pie Recipe-The Perfect Sweet Treat

[burpinparadise]

I'd die for one of those rn...

[burpinparadise]

I am an irresponsable film by Gregg Araki (with the burp fetish still included)

[burpinparadise]

I do wish my alcohol burps where good... For me they're just so airy and small. For my digestive sistem, food what gives my burps strenght.

[burpinparadise]

Been reflecting a bit and I'm realizing it's WAAAAAAY easier to NOT missgender someone in english. Mostly because the majority of things aren't gendered, unlike Portuguese (my native language) and many other latin languages.

So... If you active missgender someone in english, you're probably trying to (or you got mixed up, which happens, but still)

[moraygrotto]

"i gotta belch; let me sit up" 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[burpinparadise]

Ok, I think I recovered everything.

That hacking fucked me up, but my Discord is free of menace now. I even returned to Kimmy Klub (I missed there, have many friends there). So... Yeah, I guess the worst is over.

[burpinparadise]

Being hacked is so scary... Feels like I went to sleep and someone stole stuff from inside my brain...

[burpinparadise]

Okay, so... If you have me on Discord, I'm sorry, I got hacked...

Never download cracked Premiere

I'm trying to recover my account. I'm sorry for the spam friends, really...

I'm gonna try to return to the servers I got banned now after a few days. It's an annoyance I wish I didn't have to experience rn, but that's where were at

[burpinparadise]

But I must say

Despite the dysphoria the PMS brings, it does give me plenty of opportunity to pig out and ease the dysphoria out.

[burpinparadise]

I cried myself to sleep last night and I'm feeling way more emotive than usual

Then I remembered I take my hormones on wednesday

IT'S FUCKING PMS KILLING ME SOFTLY AGAIN 😭😭😭😭😭

[relishboi]

*burp noise*

[burpinparadise]

When you're reading a poetry manual and find the poem you used in your "Cherri Bomb burps in Sir Pentious mouth" fanfic

[burpinparadise]

As a Brazilian I can confirm that Brazilian Miku is a burper, and a good one!!

I meet her a couple times, she's cool

[partlydigested]

Every time a girl burps, an angel gets its wings. And also burps too.

[burpinparadise]

I'm doing my part on that...

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I would give a few things to have an Ojou-Sama laugh

Imagine teasing someone with a burp and I'm just like "Ohohohohoho!"

[burpinparadise]

C'mon dude

[burpnadette]

you've heard the phrase "butterflies in [one's] stomach", right? i'm sure it has somewhere, but has it ever been used as a gag for a butterfly-filled burp?

if it hasn't somehow, it has now~!

[burpinparadise]

This is like a spell being casted

Loved it

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Brazil

Stupid-ass country

Can't even win FUCKING NORWAY!!!