add-ons you will not see here [no beef at all with anybody who likes these - i just don't myself, and hence you shouldn't expect me to talk about it]
- farts / eproctophilia and/or scat / coprophilia
- hyperstuffing
- vore
- vomit / emetophilia [i'm emetophobic.]
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i am super multifandom!! i like a lot of characters and shit :>
asks r also open - come request art, scenarios, even dump your own ideas and thoughts at me
love you all, mwah~ kisses! chug your favorite fizzy drink for me ♡
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noticed d//1gital c//1rcus has been getting some attention on tum-blr. you pretty fools mind if i tag along?
c//4ine is 100% my favorite character~! i've always had this headcanon that if he were to burp, it'd either result in a bunch of little B//u8bles or just summon the original. and of course, i stole this side of the fandom's collective headcanon that he burps confetti - it's just adorable~!
After a romantic night out, you awake next to your boyfriend. He's curled on his side, nursing an increasingly upset stomach. He's been a little off for the last few days, and you're going to get to the bottom of what's going on. One way for another.
Warning: lots of burps, partner referred to as babe, but used in a neutral way.
lately, i've been super into the idea of stomach rubs to coax out burps. funny enough, though, it's something i'm a little embarrassed about admitting, even to myself. but the idea is something so adorable to me, and the thoughts come naturally, so why not feed into them, right~?
let's imagine two people. they're hanging out together after busy weeks and decide to unwind. when they get hungry, they order pizza and drink lots of fizzy drinks [hey, if you get that reference, come say hi~! you've got some taste.]. they eat until they're comfortably full, but one of them might've overindulged a bit. they've slowed down a little and have this uncomfortable demeanor to them, like they're in pain. they insist they're okay, but their friend knows better. they stop in their tracks and, with a bit of hesitance, place a hand on their friend's stomach. this catches them off guard, and the two blush. the second friend slowly, slowly, starts rubbing the stomach of the first. it's a new feeling for both of them, but neither is particularly complaining - just a little embarrassed. that feeling is intensified when an accidental press of the stomach dislodges the selfish belch that had been causing this discomfort. as good as it felt to get out, it's nothing short of gross and embarrassing... but that doesn't necessarily mean it has to stop.
could you consider not overdoing the colored text? it makes it really difficult to read. your posts are really good and makes me feel things!! its just really really difficult to read ;__;
i can see how it can be a bother. i'll tone it down some, but hopefully it's alright with you that it sticks around!
massive fan of all your stuff! the little fics you write, the scenarios, the thoughtdumps, it's all stellar. always look forward to seeing your name when i #eructo my search history.
think you've got anything for characters that look one way but act another? think a giant that gets really embarrassed about the volume of their belches or someone who's normally really quiet trying to drag their burps on as long as they can. contradictory stuff like that just hits~ ♡
keep doing what you're doing - you're so good at it!
~ @burpnadette 🫧
oh my gosh that is so incredibly sweet!! Thank you!
I'm with you on the contrast thing. Big fan of giants with cute manners, over here. I also like when characters:
-are cute and sweet, but have the grossest burps. They've got a bellyache, and you're cradling their head in your lap while they moan about how full they are. After a particularly pitiful whimper, they jolt upright, clutching their stomach. You briefly worry they might be sick. Instead, they lurch forward with a massive, guttural belch that sounds like water bottoming out in a garbage disposal. Once it gurgles to a close, they give a little squeak of surprise, looking at you like they didn't know they could make that sound either
-are serious, bordering on stern, but have no shame about burping. You're attending office hours with your relentlessly composed TA, on whom you have a desperate crush. They welcome you with their usual cordial smile, only to have it suddenly falter into a grimace. They gesture for you to wait a moment, then turn to the side before gurgling out a long, pressurized belch. You're stunned silent, but they're business as usual. "Sorry. Couldn't do that during lecture. How can I—brrp—help you?" They burp throughout the rest of the meeting, and you just have to sit there and take it
-are big and tough, but their burps are comically dainty. They never burp in front of anyone if they an help it. Not because they're worried about being rude or gross, but because their burps sound like a kitten with hiccups. Whenever they slip up in front of their friends they get teased mercilessly "Was that you?" "that's how you burp? That was so cute!" Doesn't help anything that they blush easy too
-burp way louder than they speak. They're painfully shy and soft spoken. The type of person who wants to go completely unnoticed at all times. But they've been cursed with the most vocal stomach. Noisy groans and growls when they're sick, when they're hungry, when they're full. It's mortifying. And those are just the sounds they manage to keep inside. If they ever fail to stifle a burp, there's an actual risk of them setting off car alarms
-are "the mature one" in the group, but are secretly great at burping. They're so polished and well-mannered. No one would ever guess they can belch like a frat boy at the drop of a hat. One day, their friends decide to have a burping contest. They sit it out, finding the whole thing gross and childish. They watch, but the contest is dragging on with no clear winner. Finally, they decide the quickest way to end it is to finish it themself. They step up, gulp down all the air they can hold, then expertly push up a roaring, picture-perfect belch. In its wake, their friends can only gape at them. Suddenly self-conscious, they clear their throat "Don't...don't tell anyone I did that"
it's funny, i haven't actually seen it! but with the bits and pieces that i know, i think it'd be up my alley. i plan to finish h//4zbin h//0tel first before jumping into h//3lluva b//0ss, but come back to me soon, and i'll give you a more clear answer, okay, my dear?
here's a scenario i thought of in the shower this morning.
there's two people, and they're in an argument. about what? who the fuck knows. the argument is getting heated, and they're talking over each other a lot, almost yelling. they're getting in each other's faces about their respective sides of the fight.
while they're close to each other, one of them accidentally lets out a burp in the other's face. it doesn't have to be anything massive or impressive, but just enough to catch both parties off guard. they're both just staring at each other, surprised and confused at what had just happened. the one that let it out backs off and places a fist to their mouth, looking away and excusing themself as they blush.
the other one giggles and pokes a bit of fun at it before the first person tells them - gently - what they were trying to say and the two agree to not fight. they make up relatively quickly.
you wanna know something i've always found so attractive? it's when you're talking to someone, and they stop you in your tracks by holding up a finger, and they thump their chest once or twice to dislodge a burp that was stuck in there before apologizing and telling you to continue.
I’m back because I’ve had this little idea for a while and I need to voice it..
Murdermed!a where al@stor invites v!ncent over for dinner. He expects manners, gets a little pissed off at V!ns slurping or some other small, meaningless type of rude behavior so it’s mortifying, absolutely mortifying when Al eats too much too fast, and a little pocket of air makes its way up. He tries to dismiss it as a cough when V!ncent begins to grin, but it’s no use. It was so clearly a burp.
HOT. AMAZING TASTE.
listen, i'm such a m//urd3rm//3dia hater [cough cough a//1 yume], but THIS MAKES ME SO GIDDY. i can 110% see something like this happening, and i love the thought of a//1 saying something like, "Oh, no, no, V//1ncent! *ahem* Just- something caught in my throat! Think nothing of it..." and the news man is NOT buying this shit. he knows what he heard, a//1 doesn't know that he knows what he heard, and they're blushing for different reasons.
imagine just before v//1nce leaves, a//1 hits him with a soft little "...Pardon me for earlier.", which is all the proof v//1nce needs to know it was, in fact, a burp out of a//1astor.
thanks a million for the scene! super, suuuper cute, love seeing burp stuff related to this show~!
The train is nearly full when you board. It's a 4 hour trip, so you want to choose your neighbors wisely. You walk the isle for a few moments before locating an empty seat next to a nicely dressed guy with glasses. He looks polite. He's also unfairly pretty, which doesn't hurt anything.
"This seat taken?"
He starts slightly at the sound of your voice, looking up from his computer. "Sure...Or—I mean, uh, no." He gives you a sheepish smile "Go ahead."
Up close, he's even prettier. You briefly consider trying to start a conversation, but his headphones are back in the moment you sit down, and you give up on the idea. He returns to his laptop. You decide to watch a movie on your phone. The two of you carry on without incident for the better part of an hour.
Then you hear the click and fizz of a soda tab opening.
Your breath catches in your throat. Casually, you kill the volume on your movie, pretending to still be absorbed in the action on screen as you peer at the man out of the corner of your eye.
You're met with a sight that has your heart pounding. His head is angled back, lips locked around the opening of a coke can, which he's drinking at a clip. Not chugging, he's being much more polite than that. But he's pulling in heavy gulps, pausing to let the fizz settle, then gulping again.
You wait, tense with anticipation. You know it must be coming: He's going to burp. Even if he tries to stifle it, you're so close to him there's no way you'll miss it.
He drains the can, letting out a deep breath, but nothing else. You can't help but feel disappointed...until he pulls out a second soda. Between the frantic typing and all the caffeine, he must be trying to power through some sort of deadline.
He's drinking this one possibly faster than the first, still pausing occasionally. Still letting out nothing but deep breaths. This time when he finishes, he looks slightly uncomfortable. Eyebrows scrunching together, he places a hand subtly to his chest...then rushes it to his mouth seconds later to stifle a quiet belch.
Face pink, his eyes dart up to see if anyone heard him, and you're forced to look away. You hear him muffle a second burp.
You also hear the tab of yet another can.
This time, he's as close to chugging as one can reasonably pull off in polite society. The strain is evident on his face as he forces even more bubbles into his stomach. He finishes with a quiet gasp, setting the can down and looking sort of dazed. An audible gurgle coils up from his stomach, bubbling into his chest.
You think you notice he's burping before he does. It starts as a rush of carbonated air rolling cleanly up and out through his slightly parted lips. But that initial release of pressure is just the start. With a sudden sharp *Bruurp!* the sound deepens to a bassy rumble. Not deafening, but heavy, and pressurized, and long.
As the lazy rush of air resolves into a true belch, the man's eyes flare open in panic. Belatedly, he slams a fist to his mouth, but he seems utterly incapable of cutting off the horrendous sound gurgling up from the depths of his stomach. All those bubbles finally got the better of him, and his body won't let him do a thing to stop them belching up and out of him.
You don't even realize you're fully staring at him until the burp tappers off, and he turns to look at you. His fist is still locked in place over his mouth, and his face is red around it. You stare at each other for what feels like an eternity.
"So, uh..." You clear your throat, gesturing to his laptop. "...What are you working on?"
it's so fun being kinky with my friends, especially the ones who are willing to indulge me. whether that means they record and send me burps [when we aren't on a call - otherwise, they just go right for it!] or they give me scenarios to imagine with my fictional husbands, they'll always do something to get the brain juices flowing and keep the demons from getting too annoyingly lustful - and i'm beyond appreciative for that~ i've definitely been louder about being kinky to and with them recently, but that's just because they haven't shut me up in the mean way yet. until that night comes, they're stuck with me and my stupidity~
I hope you think about me when you burp. I hope you think about me every time the urge bubbles up and you have to decide whether to let it out freely or try to silence it. You know I'd want to hear it, so if you can, I hope you burp for me. I hope you wonder what I would have thought of it. Was it good? Did it sound pretty? I hope it makes you feel observed in just the way you like.
unironically the cutest thing i've read today. i dream of this sort of thing so often, and even though i might honestly never get into another romantic relationship [at least, until i can fully move on from the first one.], i really hope the friends who know do that and think "man. bernie would've liked that one." or something. absolute lovecore.
while on call with a friend, he found out if he chugged water and air until it hurt a bit, he could let out these belches that capped out at a solid 2 - 4 seconds in length [which is a lot longer than you might think!], and when i tell you i was so flustered and rendered practically speechless whenever he'd let one out... he told me he's alright with me calling his burps hot and even encouraged it a little, saying it was one of the more unique compliments he's ever gotten. shout-out to him - such a real one! ♡ /p
somewhere before that, though, i decided to fill out my own opinions with this burp jar meme template thing by lotsa-viscera!
safe to say i definitely had a good night. not a wink of sleep [it's 6:41 am est as i'm typing this. good morning.], but super worth it~
