“ Ohh, my... Pardon me~! ”

🧟 bernadette - e/em ; 🫧 male burp kink blog~! ; 🔞 18yo - MDNI ; ✨ SFW to suggestive content

[burpnadette]

welcome to That™ side of tumblr. i don't know how you got here either.

my name is bernie - this is my little burp kink blog ^ω^//

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what you will definitely see here [this is the point of the blog! lots and lots of this]

- burps / eructophilia [duhhh ♡]

add-ons you will definitely see here [these are some favorites! i might include these in headcanons or scenarios and stuff]

- hiccups

- embarrassment, pride, and/or indifference

- teasing

- stomach rubs

add-ons you will sometimes see here [these are things i might dabble in every now and again, but not nearly as often as the above]

- moaning

- realistic / comfortable stuffing and/or stomach growling

add-ons you will not see here [no beef at all with anybody who likes these - i just don't myself, and hence you shouldn't expect me to talk about it]

- farts / eproctophilia and/or scat / coprophilia

- hyperstuffing

- vore

- vomit / emetophilia [i'm emetophobic.]

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i am super multifandom!! i like a lot of characters and shit :>

asks r also open - come request art, scenarios, even dump your own ideas and thoughts at me

love you all, mwah~ kisses! chug your favorite fizzy drink for me ♡

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MINORS DNI! MY BLOG IS SUGGESTIVE AT WORST BUT I AM NOT COMFORTABLE WITH ANYONE BELOW 18 SEEING THIS. AGELESS ACCOUNTS ARE BLOCKED ON SIGHT. BE SAFE ON THE INTERNET!

[burpnadette]

the influx of requests has been making me so happy~! i'm so glad you freaks like what i do! ♡

that said, i do wanna apologize if it takes a while for me to get to your request [if you asked one recently]. as said in the tags on the last one, i'm not home - actually, in just a moment, i'll be headed up north to see some family for a few days! that's definitely gonna be cutting down the personal time i have, so it'll be a while before some new art shows up.

bare with me, lovelies. i pinkie promise i haven't forgotten about anything - it'll be a day i find burping unattractive before that happens~!

thanks a million billion for the patience, you're the best~! mwah, kisses! chug your favorite fizzy drink for me~! ♡

[burpnadette]

Can you please do the Pale King from Hollow Knight?

of course, your majesty~!

once again, not a franchise i know anything about, although i did develop a very short-lived fixation on h//0llow k//n1ght when s//1lks//0ng came out. i have such a soft spot for super fancy characters - like royalty~! - being gross in this way. i hope you like it~! ♡

[burpnadette]

Annon who asked for bsc here, GLAD YOU LIKEE HIM!!! I love him too dw…

twins!! we're in the same broken boat, you and i! o7

[burpnadette]

Are you only on Tumblr or are you on other platforms too?

just tumblr for burp stuff. if you want more general everythings, though, you'd have to find me~!

translation: i'd prefer not to share.

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Ah, hi!!! May I humbly request a Burning Spice Cookie, please?/nf

at last, the memes ring true~!

i absolutely love c//0okie r//un: k//1ngdom, and b//urn1ng s//p1ce is one i really thought i was gonna fall harder for when the burping lice memes started popping up. even if i didn't, i still regularly refer to him as such for the funny. i hope you like this~! ♡

[burpnadette]

I honestly forgot to check Stranger's age, sorry about that.

hey, i've done the same thing. don't sweat it!

[burpnadette]

I really like the Rococo art! If you don't mind another Omori character, then could you please draw Stranger burping?

aw, thank you! i'm so glad you like it~!

psa, though: if at all possible, check the ages of any characters you wanna request [this goes for everyone!]. s//7ranger is a representation of b//4sil, a 16-year-old. sfw or not, burping is still a kink for me - i'm not all comfortable drawing characters below 18 for this sort of thing. i did for this ask because MAN, has it been a hot hour since i've drawn b//4sil, but just something to keep in mind for any and all future references! either way, i hope you like it~! ♡

[burpnadette]

Can you draw Tamari from Ghost and Pals burping

q//u4lia a//u7omata mentioned? absolutely~!

i love r//3ckless b//4ttery b//urn5, and t//4mari has such a cool design! i wanted to play around with the burp cloud a little more this time around since the song's lyrics are pretty nonsensical, and i like how it turned out! i hope you like it~! ♡

[burpnadette]

Can you draw Rococo from Omori burping please?

sounds fun. let's do it~!

now HERE'S something i was dangerously fixated on~! i was so into o//m0ri during high school that i completely rewired one of my friends with the game and when i was hospitalized, another referred to me as "queer o//m0ri kid" in a handmade get well soon card.

rococo is such an underrated character and has an absolutely gorgeous color scheme, super glad i was able to draw him like this! hope you like it~! ♡

[burpnadette]

thank you for the Leshy art :)

you're super welcome! ♡

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If you're taking requests, then could you please draw Leshy from Cult of the Lamb burping? Have a good day! :)

your wish is my command~!

now, i've never played c//0tl, nor do i know anything about it or any of its characters. but i'm not a pussy coward; i'm not passing up the opportunity to make something for someone! if anything's off, i do apologize sincerely! hope i did okay - enjoy~! ♡

[burpnadette]

okay. one exception to the "male burp kink blog" rule because i really like her.

any m//urd3r d//r0nes fans are aware that in the meet j special, she gets drunk and belches in snarky response to something she says a moment earlier. she's easily my favorite character in the show, and if this is anything at all, it's more self-indulgent than anything.

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I kinda understand why the fandom's so obsessed w/ drunken r4diostatic scenarios, but at the same time- I feel like making out and such just wouldn't be very... sexy... realistically speaking... Well. Unless you're a very specific type of person, that is

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a deal is a deal.

congrats to mr. a//n7 t//3nna for winning the poll~! he deserves this.

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deltatum, i have a favor to ask all of you.

t//3nna made it to the finals of the s//3xyman competition, and he needs as many votes as possible. i know a good lot of you adore him as much as i do, so do the tv enthusiasts a favor and go give him some love!

if you all can do secure that win for him, i'll draw him letting out all that pent up gas! do we have a deal~?

[burpnadette]

you've heard the phrase "butterflies in [one's] stomach", right? i'm sure it has somewhere, but has it ever been used as a gag for a butterfly-filled burp?

if it hasn't somehow, it has now~!