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All sorts of memes from all over the place. Reblog as many as you'd like and have fun writing!

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Weird things my family has said as sentence starters - Part 9!

"Eat your dinner while it's dinner." "I can't compete with a dragon." "Let me do it, because I'm that handed." "See, we're family. And family don't eat each other." "You know what you need? You need a really good sandwich." "Would I supposed to be go right?" "It tastes like chicken steam." "My point is it's reminiscent of Ronald McDonald." "Birdwatching in the desert be like: Vulture. Vulture. Vulture. Oh dear." "I didn't mean to sound as sad as I did when I said that." "This is one of the whitest sandwiches that's ever been sandwiched." "You'll be remembered for your mochi and your bitterness." "Bad decisions are fine." "I choose to believe those are olives, and nothing more threatening than an olive." "Your tiny fingers have bewitched me." "Whaddaya know, heaven smells like cherries." "Okay, I don't think there are any penguins in the hospital." "French horses are clearly superior." "You just play your maracas in the grass, you'll be fine."

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Weird Things My Family Has Said as Sentence Starters - Part 8!

"I think I want to be traumatised for twelve minutes." "He doesn't look like a hamster. But he looks like he has the personality of a hamster." "Speed mop the grass! Quickly!" "Going to wee-woo-wee-woo town." "I will steal your legs so fast." "Now that I've thoroughly traumatised you with food, can I ask you for a favour?" "The trumpet has the enthusiasm that I just don't." "I love you, but you need to be temporarily banished." "Any therapist will tell you: don't lick your clients." "(name)'s very passionate about bricks." "That's about as much use as a pickpocket in a nudist colony." "Some people are scary in lycra, but lycra itself? Very non threatening." "What do I urgently need a snail for?" "Look, if you don't know it then I don't know how to make you know it." "I did not set the spider on fire. But it was a close thing." "You behave while I attach your legs." "Turns out: Not a lot of psychics have ears." "I've made no efforts to hunt down dream crisps." "Can you not think when you're gassy?" "It's the beast with all the stuff." "You guys have completely derailed my vengeful comment, and I don't appreciate that." "I'm passionate about correctly labeling obvious things!" "Funnily enough I don't know anyone who's ever swallowed formaldehyde."

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Predictive Text Writes Sentence Starters

"Apparently I'm not talking to you anymore." "But the point is that it is a perfect way to measure the amount of giraffes in a fight." "Could you send me a copy of your life insurance policy please." "Do I need more eyes on this fine Sunday?" "Everything has something to do withy the wrapping paper tube." "Family is very much showing off because of ants." "For minutes of your life, you should be trying to eat your problems." "Get a picture for yourself and your wife!" "Hi hello there, I have an important question for you about my legs." "I have attached my bravery for you, and I hope you will find it useful." "Just holding utensils doesn't mean you're gonna be a good person." "Kindly let me write the letter from the dogs." "Let him know if you aren't happy with the tail and he will look at your problem." "My hair feels a little bit interesting, but it's all good here." "Not sure if you were just wondering, but if anyone is going to pass out on the floor, then she would be a good person." "Okay, so I'll probably need xrays for lunch on Thursday." "Please let us back in your pocket." "Quality is really good at Quality Quality." "Really, expect to hear about people's lives very often." "So very sorry for all that happened to you, but we were very sad." "This tiny snail is an excellent way for us to be able to write a book." "Unfortunately while we were away from the office we were unable to complete the survey and the effect is not very good." "Visiting our local shop is over." "What I'm saying is that you have to get the two specific bits done so I can mock them by calling you a robot." "Xrays. After the first time, they're a real problem." "You can absolutely agree with me on the beach, or if you want to go to the airport then you can." "One of the things you said was that you would like me alone for a while, but I'm not sure you're aware that I'm not here." "Five years ago I was secretly a little bit of a freak."

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Send "Who put that there?" for our muses to realise they're standing underneath mistletoe together ❤️

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Elf (2003) sentence starters!

"Hey! What's your name?" "You can bake cookies in a tree." "It's dangerous having an oven in an oak tree in the dry season." "Maybe by next christmas you'll have a home." "The best way to spread christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear." "I thought the magical reindeer made the sleigh fly." "What about Santa's cookies? I suppose 'parents' eat those too?!" "There were a few drawbacks to being a human in an elf's world." "Why don't you just say it? I'm the worst toymaker in the world." "I'm a cotton-headed-ninnymuggins." "You're not a cotton-headed-ninnymuggins." "This might be the golden opportunity to find out who you really are." "Some people, they just lose their way in life. That doesn't mean they can't find it again." "I'll always be here for you." "Does someone need a hug?" "I walked all day and night to find you." "Are you gonna sing a song or something?" "Hey have you seen these toilets? They're ginormous!" "Why are you smiling like that?" "Work is your new favourite." "Santa's coming, there's so much to do." "Six inch ribbon curls, honey." "By the way, I think you have the most beautiful singing voice in the whole wide world." "You sit on a throne of lies." "You smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa." "I knew you would come! I love you for coming!" "I thought we could make gingerbread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating, and maybe even hold hands." "I can't go to sleep unless I get tucked in." "I waited five hours for you." "So, good news. I saw a dog today." "Things worked out pretty good. They gave me a restraining order." "I think you're beautiful, and I feel really warm when I'm around you, and, my tongue swells up." "It smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they wants to hurt me." "Apparently, all we have is vegetables." "I get more action in a week than you've have in your entire life." "What's more vulnerable than a peach?" "I'm sorry I ruined your lives, and jammed eleven cookies into the VCR." "Christmas spirit is about believing, not seeing." "The paparazzi has been trying to nail me for years." "Give me your hat and coat." "I'm getting too old for this job."

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Non-sexual touch meme

These can be used for romance, friendships, family bonds, or...anything, really. Enjoy!

Prompts: Send [✋] for Sender to brush Receiver's hair off their face. Send [✋🔁] for Receiver to brush Sender's hair off their face. Send [🪑] for Sender to sit on Receiver's lap. Send [🪑🔁] for Receiver to sit on Sender's lap. Send [🥱] for Sender to lay their head on Receiver's shoulder. Send [🥱🔁] for Receiver to lay their head on Sender's shoulder. Send [💥] for Sender to trip, falling into Receiver's arms. Send [💥🔁] for Receiver to trip, falling into Sender's arms. Send [🤝] for Sender to take Receiver's hand without warning. Send [🤝🔁] for Receiver to take Sender's hand without warning. Send [✨] for Sender to lift Receiver up. Send [✨🔁] for Receiver to lift Sender up. Send [🫂] for Sender to hug Receiver from behind. Send [🫂🔁] for Receiver to hug Sender from behind.

Sentence Starters: "Wait a second, you've got something in your hair. Let me just..." "This might sound stupid, but, would you hold my hand?" "I could really use a hug." "You look like you could use a hug." "Hold onto me, I don't want to lose you in this crowd." "Hey! When I said you could hug me, I didn't mean forever." "Uh oh, I see a frowny-face. Are we hugging it away or slapping it away? Your call." "Your hair looks so soft. Can I play with it?" "You were NOT hugged enough as a child and so help me I am GOING to fix that now." "No. No. I'm not giving you a piggyback ride. I'm not. Oh for the love of- fine, get on." "Are you using me as a human shield right now?" "Listen, I can't help that you're the perfect height to be an arm rest." "Come here, I'll warm you up." "Did you hurt yourself? Give me your hand, let me see." "I need a nap. Cuddle with me?"

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Weird things my family said as sentence starters - Part 7!

"We're gonna hit you with a scare! It's Five Cows calmly looking at you!" "Soil and dust aren't interchangable." "You don't need any social skills to kill a guy with a sword." "I'm not going to say no cat has ever barked." "What's there to trust about mustard yellow?" "Oh, there's tons of reasons to swear at chickens." "That's my plight: I have a small bladder and high standards." "The clouds tricked me." "Can I interest you in a raisin?" "Inflate those grapes." "You can get all your daily requirements from licking frozen pepperoni." "Look, you never know what threat a pheasant will pose until it's too late." "Dinosaurs walked everywhere and look at them, they're dead." "Well you know what they say: blood is denser than keys." "Get bonked, idiot." "If your fridge can cook pizza, something's wrong." "I'll sadly swim away to dance on the beach." "The packet surprised me, and so I said: Blihb." "Smart doesn't start with an 'm'." "I don't know why I say shit, but it's fine, because it's funny." "You see, fish are very versatile." "Right, that's it. Three bananas a day for the rest of your life." "(name). (name) it was a goddamn horse. That's so far from being a squirrel." "I wish they'd stop giving me conductors jackets."

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Spooky Season Sentence Starters

"We need more decorations. If this place doesn't make me think I'm about to be murdered, it isn't scary enough." "Ah yes, nothing says 'Halloween' like a ghost in a cowboy hat." "Ooh, can we do a couples costume?" "How many parties do you think I can go to in one night? Three? Four?" "I got pumpkin stencils!" "I know how to carve a pumpkin, I don't need a stencil." "BOO! Ha, did I scare you?" "No, no no no, you can't wear that, you know I'm scared of clowns!" "If you think about it, Halloween would be the perfect time to commit a murder. There's so much fake blood around, and people dressed as killers. Nobody would know." "Let's go trick-or-treating!" "I bet I can get more candy than you." "Discounts started early. I got enough sugar to last us through to New Year." "I just saw a kid dressed as a dropped hotdog. No bun, and fluff stuck to their head. Who dresses as a dropped hotdog?" "Which costume idea is better: Zombie werewolf or were-zombie?" "I said I was thinking of going as a ghost and they asked me how I was planning to come back to life for November. Like, what? I'm putting a sheet over my head I'm not really turning myself into a ghost." "Man, ghosts must love halloween. It's like they're celebrities for the month. They could haunt anybody and it just adds to the atmosphere." "Aww no, my pumpkin seeds burned." "The theatre kid in me wants to spend upwards of six hours doing makeup to terrify even the bravest trick-or-treater, but the me that got no sleep last night wants to do no makeup at all and let my eye-bags work their magic. It's a tough decision." "Did you remember to buy sweets?" "Shit! I forgot to buy sweets!" "I need more ideas for halloween themed food. So far I've got devilled eggs, goreos, and cupcakes with little ghost sprinkes." "So is the hat part of a costume or are you a wizard now?" "Apparently even if it is for a costume, bringing a real knife to a party is 'irresponsible' and 'why all the guests are screaming' and I 'need to stop waving it around'. Nobody lets me have any fun."

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Weird things my family said - Part 6!

"Feed me lettuce and see what happens." "I won't be told when to sneeze, thank you very much." "Take out the very cells in your brain that just had that idea; throw them away." "My hair feels like hair." "I don't think it matters how funky you are when you say it, it doesn't make it real." "Quick, tell the news! The same thing that happens every evening happened!" "That's the most important part of a pizza, the cheese song." "Rather this madness than somebody else's." "You've reached impressive levels of whatever the fuck that is." "Your ears are tired, that's the problem." "I had a neighbour that sneezed like that." "I'm just inexplicably infuriated by the corn." "Don't haggle for rats." "The pickles will really slow you down." "If you think you're getting scurvy, start licking lemons immediately." "The emos, they confuse me." "I underestimated the power of the fork." "Fruit's good, but it isn't an egg." "I'm going to pass out planting parsnips." "Get bonked with the wrapped paper tube of ignorance." "I've never in my life had to confiscate an egg before." "Sometimes a guy just has to take his axe on a walk." "Look at all my cabbage money." "Well, maybe I'm a disgruntled frog!" "I know it's nothing, but it's all I've got."

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Quote from funny reviews - sentence starters

"I spent the entire day rearing OUR children, maybe YOU can pitch in a little and cut these bananas?" "You think I have the energy to slave over your damn bananas?" "I worked a 12 hour shift just to come home to THIS?" "Great for waterproof kindling, crap for murder." "He will have glitter in every crevice of his existence until he dies." "You earned one star. Additional stars can be purchased for $5.49 each." "Words cannot express what happened to me after eating these." "I had a gastrointestinal experience like nothing I've ever imagined." "I couldn't stand to stay in one room for fear of succumbing to my own odors." "I whip on the mask, and they soon know who is the King Penguin." "I don't know if this a scam or if mine was broken." "I am still getting abducted by UFO's on a regular basis." "I'm still having a major existential hangover." "I know it is a great product because he absolutely hates it." "As I pounded my chest in victory, I accidentally acitivated the stun gun and applied 950,000 Volts to my right nipple." "Do you want 4oz of flammable lighter fluid?" "Sorry I received a flatball." "A good home is one where you can get a good glass of ice water." "Here I am professing my love for ice cube trays." "With my hands I can hold maybe 4 or 5 ounces of water." "Children screamed in terror at the giant inflatable monster that crushed their sand castles." "I don't like you." "It is day 87 and the horses have accepted me as one of their own." "They're just like my old ones only more naive from their lack of mountain time and rabbit violence." "Be sure you really need 60 condoms before you buy 60 condoms." "For my entire life, I've left bananas unprotected." "Just what I have been looking for, toast that I can eat in the bathtub without having to worry about it getting wet" "We're still going to party with this weirdo but what in the heck?" "By using this mask I was able to convert my dog into a horse." "Are you bored with your normal hands?" "Are you tired of successfully lifting and holding things?"

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Weird things my family said - sentence starters (Part 5)

"I don't know about Newton and his laws, leave me alone." "You can play the long game in a fight to the death." "Your instincts don't know you're wearing underwear." "I can mock and cook at the same time." "I have bitch ankles." "I don't think anyone would want to be chased by the ghost of an angry cow." "This is the poultry equivalent of drag." "I know your world is burning, but I have an important question about carrot cake." "You know, just because you're taller than me doesn't mean you're not a dick!" "I'm not putting butter in my armpits." "It's just a shame that worms can't wear platforms." "I was the only one intelligent enough to know that we're all stupid!" "I wanna kick that duck." "Sleep with the fishes? No. Dance with them." "The bit that's controlling my arms might not be the bit that's controlling my me." "Small things just get places, okay!" "Just holding utensils doesn't mean they're cooking!" "Why do you have a grudge against a bucket?" "The general consensus is: woo." "Jam as a concept is more appealing to me currently than my own brain is." "Ah, how the time flies when you're having a crisis." "Hey, I was secretly a little bit interesting." "I don't have time to draw another worm." "That floating teacup is a fraud." "Why are you bringing baths into this?" "It's revolting. Let's watch it anyway."

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Christmas themed sentence starters!

"We should totally hang some mistletoe." "We are not hanging mistletoe." "I don't need gifts. Just give me eighteen boxes of pigs in blankets and I'll be happy." "We should bake gingerbread." "Don't look! I'm not done wrapping your gift yet!" "Look! It's snowing!" "Want to decorate cookies with me?" "I need to confess something. I've never cooked a turkey before." "Wait, did we forget the roast potatoes?" "Present time! This one's for you." "Stockings go over the fireplace, not in the fire." "Hot chocolate, blankets, and the lights on the tree. Is there any better way to spend christmas eve?" "I think the tree needs more decorations." "I think there's too much on that tree." "Oh christmas tree, oh christmas tree. ...Uh...what's the next line?" "We should watch christmas films!" "Why are you putting lights there?" "We need more lights." "That house must be visible from space with all those lights." "You should put the star on the tree." "Can I put the star on top?" "The houseplants deserve tinsel too. Otherwise they'll get jealous of the tree." "You cannot escape the ugly jumpers, (name)." "Are you seriously wearing antlers?" "Get in the spirit, name." "I stocked up on fancy chocolates for christmas three days ago. Now they're gone. I am full of sugar and regret." "I'm practising my surprised face. How's this?" "Why even put candy canes on the tree? Aren't they supposed to be eaten?"

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Sentence Starters but it's just me being chaotic

"Anyway. Eggs."

"Well maybe if you hadn't been erratic with your vegetable taking, we'd have been okay."

"Come over here to the coping table."

"But look, there's a spork, everything's fine."

"Yeah, go set a goat on fire."

"It'll be great: speed leg."

"I don't know how smart snails are."

"I think 12 is too many shovels."

"You made your bed, boil in it."

"I do enjoy a nice laser."

"I'm just tryna fill my pockets with chickens."

"We have to celebrate, I'm getting disowned tonight."

"Only try, never do."

"I'm over here with my purple paper and it's a fucking crisis!"

"There's no greater disguise than a mankini."

"Would anyone like to stand around throwing items at one another?"

"Anything I'd messed with would be significantly funkier."

"I'm like the opposite of a hitman. You won't die, but everyone will know I was there."

"Penguins are relevant all year!"

"Ah yes, I'll just play my accordion of pain."

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Weird things my family said - sentence starters (Part 4)

"All you need is some water and a parrot." "It has to be cosy in here, damnit!" "Ah, cheese and bread. What a combo." "No one wants these two specific sausages to be cold." "I have to get a picture of this tiny snail!" "I'm full of macaroni and happiness." "I don't think I should have to be adventurous with my muffins." "I briefly turned into a goat. All is well." "You don't know how long monkeys hold grudges." "I'm so tired of experiencing thoughts." "I don't care for this bucket." "Explain the death pig to me." "I need more eyes! It's an experiment!" "I would actually love to see an aquatic parrot." "Cowboy boots won't save you from a broken ankle." "Oh yeah, it's no, it's the biscuits, yeah." "I don't know the difference between things." "You would still manage to have social anxiety if you were a bird." "Without the dab the dib means nothing." "700,000 catholics just shook for no reason." "Put that judgy look back in your pocket."

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Ambiguous Amphibian Quotes: Sentence Starters

(change pronouns as needed)

"The other people around here have other, maybe better items." "There's nothing to fear, you have all of the weapons." "There's everything to fear, but just ignore it." "For now, let's go prone on the ground." "Fortunately, as a single man, I am very difficult to detect." "No one saw that. No one saw that. Just ignore that." "I wasn't there when it happened, so therefore it didn't happen." "Look, everyone. Look at how amazing and skilled I am." "It's totally fine, I'll just recover from being shot." "Nothing to see here. I am but an unsuspecting bush." "Bush or not, here I come." "I am a reformed individual." "Why would they leave so many explosives so close together?" "Oh look, everything's burning." "I'm not here. I didn't do that." "Nothing can stop you!" "Everything can stop you, but just ignore that." "No one would expect a grenade to come out of the river!" "Come no closer or be exploded!" "They may have more vehicles, but I have their vehicles." "Okay, I may be out of grenades, but I'm not out of a good attitude." "Well he, he wasn't a hero, but, nevermind. He's just a memory now." "No water means no water." "It seems grotesque...because it is grotesque." "But first, a word from our sponser: Me!" "You just might waste the rest of your life if you don't buy one of these things!" "We can get booped right on the snoot." "I used the technique of guarding a piece of lettuce as bait." "I spent four hours guarding lettuce." "All this as I desperately tried to eat my friends." "I spent hours getting bonked." "I'll see you in therapy." "It was a slaughter. That is to say: we were slaughtered."

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Weird things my family said - sentence starters (Part 3)

"Sand is trending." "This is my artistic license. I wield it with hypocrisy but I wield it all the same!" "It's not an improvement, but it is correct." "Sung with all the enthusiasm of someone hanging off a paraglider in the rain." "Stop making a joke out of me; I can do it myself!" "I don't think anybody has to be sane right before bedtime." "That's how you do science, you know. Pick up turnips." "You sound like the ghost of a cow." "Oh, I wish I could melt. That would mean no bones." "Fantastic. When the sun comes out I'll smell like bacon." "Don't kill me, I'm not here." "I slept in a bed. Reward me." "'Flowers are for girls'. No. Flowers are for bees, we just like them." "Mmm yum yum. Milk jam." "Six horses and none of them orange!" "I do have a surprising amount of giraffes." "It's pastry time, bitch." "I do enjoy stones." "Boys who yell don't get sticks." "I'm allergic to Tom Selleck." "I'm not gonna make you carry cereal." "It's the truth. If I just say it enough it's the truth." "I've seen a crab hold a knife. Can't be that different." "I choked on my plans." "Don't groan about it, this is love!" "Don't groan about my love!" "There have potentially been pineapples that have been to more parties than me." "Oh, I'm as giddy as a rice cake."

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Send "tell me a story" for my muse (receiver) to tell your muse (sender) a bedtime story.

Alternatively send "once upon a time..." for your muse (sender) to tell my muse (receiver) a bedtime story.