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allthatsmine

Last time I saw him, he left me with a smile

kosmogrl

bluerrosee

lesphian

can you imagine being phil sitting at home lonely because your partner is on tour and you're apart for the first time in over a decade and then your phone chimes and it's the sister daniel photos???? I'd dye things green too

chthonicillness

my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

narcissa-black-supermacy

i thought the “this is the face that launched a thousand ships, although now it would maybe be five-hundred.” line was just an internet joke but apparently that's a line Menelaus actually says in Nolan's Odyssey??

Not only that the language itself sounds straight out of a marvel forcibly funny haha moment, but Menelaus? The Menelaus who all thoughout human history, from Homer, to Sappho, to Euripides, to Virgil, to Shakespeare, to Brooke, to Barth; from Classical vases to Medieval poetry to Reinessance art, has been known as the man whose sword fell from his hands at the sight of his wife after 10 years apart?

"What joy for me to hold my wife" Menelaus?

"He flung the sword away, and kissed her feet" Menelaus?

"I believe all. I understand nothing. I love you" Menelaus?

"I have no fault to find; my wife, he daughter of Zeus and Leda, is mine again, she whom her brothers on their snow-white steeds, whilst torches blazed, made my happy bride, but gods removed her from my home." Menelaus?

The Menelaus who was picked out of the suitors by Helen herself? The Menelaus who couldn't kill a begging Trojan so his brother had to do it for him? The Menelaus who rescued Odysseus and got out Patroclus' body? The Menelaus who volounteered to fight Paris one on one so everybody could go home? Who kept expressing his guilt about himself being the cause of war through every assembly he spoke at in the Iliad? Who after 10 years away at Troy, took his wife through a 7-year long journey at sea back home, where he reinstated her as the queen of Sparta? Who wept like a child in front of Telemachus recalling the war and his brother and all the friends he lost and the only consolation being his wife' gentle hand on his?

You want me to believe that man scarred Helen's face and called her only worth half the ships because of it?

I'm actually physically sick just thinking about it.

evidently-endless

the odyssey (2026)

bunnymedley

theyre taking your ass to rabbit kindergarten

bunnymedley

mentally im here

guccifloralsuits

If THE modern translator of the OG Odyssey text wrote this about my film adaptation I’d kill myself

Emily Wilson you’re goated

kosmogrl

depressed at 11 was crazy i should have become a child prodigy

sailermoon

all my life I’ve felt like this guy

willgrahamscock

sorry I’m all booked

honeygrahambitch

Will drunk on white wine, his head resting on Hannibal's shoulder and cicadas singing in the background. Hannibal's hand is on his thigh. He is filling his glass again. Will insists he won't be able to walk back to their house. Hannibal tells him he will carry him all the way back. Will laughs, tipsy. Hannibal clinks his own glass against Will's. When Hannibal's next sentence starts with "Remember when Jack Crawford...", Will's laughter intensifies so much he can hardly breathe. Hannibal smiles, amused by the roar of Will's laughter. He is happy. They are both happy.