I love you

I'm here to post about the everything I like

[bimmyjimmy]

jimmy kept taunting moose and trying to bite his toes

[annabelle--cane]

[scrolling through a fandom tag] wrong. wrong. incomprehensibly wrong. wrong but harmless. nice style and color palette but I don't care about that ship. mildly entertaining liveblog update. they whitewashed my girl :( . good joke, reblog. wro--well that's my mutual so I will politely look away. fifteen posts in a row by an innocent rp blog that I don't have the heart to block. take I agree with but op was annoying about it. chapter twenty-eight of a longfic wip. !! GOOD POST !!, instafollowed. bot. technically correctly tagged but uses this acronym for something completely different. museum worthy art piece by a sixteen-year-old from the philippines. wrong. wrong but in a new and exciting way that provokes thought.

[catchymemes]

[goetic-justice]

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

[goetic-justice]

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.

[kenshitty]

can i get a fucking ETA on “this too shall pass”?

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[indigosfindings]

also i love when tv shows signify that a new scene is immediately post-sex by cutting to a shot of two characters falling face-up into bed next to each other. it always makes me imagine that for them, sex must have taken the form of levitating supine above the mattress shoulder-to-shoulder, staring at the ceiling & not touching or acknowledging each other

[itsjunetime]

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

[asthedeathoflight]

When I was in high school we did an english unit on Octavia Butler and the teacher told us hey btw. You should call her "Butler" in your essays. Sometimes students call female writers by their first names unconsciously, but that's not acceptable. If you wouldnt call them William or Ernest you shouldn't call her Octavia.

And I was like cool whatever I was gonna call her Butler anyways. But that moment has stuck with me for my whole life because once you start seeing ppl calling women by their first names where men would be called by their last names you literally never stop seeing it.

[marzipanandminutiae]

also a lot of land features and places named after women are their first names, while those named after men are their last names. Virginia. Adelaide. Charlotte. Augusta. Victoria. Ann Arbor. Winona. One of the only English-language exceptions I know is Dare County, North Carolina, named for the first English child born in North America (Virginia Dare)

when Amherst, Massachusetts was considering changing its name to sever ties to the history of Lord Jeffery Amherst, one of the originators of the Smallpox Blanket tactic used against Native Americans, they thought of their most famous daughter, the poet Emily Dickinson

but they didn't want to name the town Dickinson

they wanted to name it Emily

(multiple men have proposed this, actively saying that Dickinson either sounds too formal or doesn't make it clear enough that the namesake is a woman. this feels like ignoring the long, patronizing history of addressing women by first names primarily, IMO)

[is-the-battlemech-cool-or-not]

[flightyquinn]

@mechaphilosopher

[0jj]

That one mutual who likes all your personal posts

[uss-edsall]

every girl wants to get in a vehicle and flip 3-6 switches overhead in the process of turning it on

[cipheramnesia]

When I’m going to get frozen waffles and ramen from Walgreens.

[stirfriedweasel]

More things should be operated with big thumb switches and knobs and dials and shit.

[cipheramnesia]

Me, getting a drink of water at night.

[cabbageheadgames]

me, waking up with a stiff arm

[cheaphalloweencostume]

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

[viridianmasquerade]

This is a very serious book but ma'am

[depsidase]

[do-not-u-dare]

Stole this from somewhere but i think it’s appropriate

[what-even-is-thiss]

As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

[what-even-is-thiss]

Applies to everything from BDSM parties to your sister’s godawful interior design choices to weird bachelor pad meals eaten over a sink.

Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.

[autumngracy]

[silverrdagger]

whatever 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

[cubejello]

I did my PhD in a fish lab, and one time I was emailing a fish company, and the guy emailed me back with the signature “Best fishes,” followed by these guys