Dear Beloved Tumblr Associates,

I hope this description finds you well. My name is Gordon Orgney, a business man working out of a rural town. My pronouns are he/ham and I like taxes paperwork and more. I AM NOT A MIDDLESCHOOLER. I am a buisness man. Much love and best wishes, Dr. Gordon O.

[businessgordon]

Dearest business associates;

It is with a heavy heart I say, our good brotehr Gino Orgney died this morning due to a horrible disease complication in his greater artery. it got in while he wasnt looking, and he forgot to wash his organs. this is sad.

please keep my good brother gino in yoyur hearts tonight, busniess friends, as he is in a worse place (theo nly place to bury teh shoe box i put him in while he was still alive was behind the bush of fucked up looking flowers in teh garden you know the weird yellow one. its scary. that one.) also hes in hell. @gino ill miss you every day. say youll miss me too.

gorgon

[businessgordon]

he liekd cellery.

[businessgordon]

Dearest business associates;

It is with a heavy heart I say, our good brotehr Gino Orgney died this morning due to a horrible disease complication in his greater artery. it got in while he wasnt looking, and he forgot to wash his organs. this is sad.

please keep my good brother gino in yoyur hearts tonight, busniess friends, as he is in a worse place (theo nly place to bury teh shoe box i put him in while he was still alive was behind the bush of fucked up looking flowers in teh garden you know the weird yellow one. its scary. that one.) also hes in hell. @gino ill miss you every day. say youll miss me too.

gorgon

[vinogino]

Remember, we are all family. Here is Gristle at the latest family reunion. Gristle had just given Gordon a big hug!

[vinogino]

And here’s the picture of Gordon I got from the photobooth!

[businessgordon]

WHERE did you get that THIS IS me im business. 

[businessgordon]

dear family,

im so sorry for the drama. here is my business cat. his name is tax forums. 

thanks

gordon

[vinogino]

I don’t mean to insert myself into family drama, but it’s worth mentioning that some of the people on this site making callouts have impersonated workplace professionals. 14-year-old businessman? I am 24 and I like celery.

[businessgordon]

dear,’

what?

AwE>W??

hgtordon.

[vinogino]

Gordon, I’m worried about your performance in school. Go back to doing your little homework.

[businessgordon]

this is me at youo. 

[vinogino]

I don’t mean to insert myself into family drama, but it’s worth mentioning that some of the people on this site making callouts have impersonated workplace professionals. 14-year-old businessman? I am 24 and I like celery.

[businessgordon]

dear,’

what?

AwE>W??

hgtordon.

[businessgordon]

Dear Workplace Associates who appreciate Workplace Safety, 

today at the bright early morning hours of 9:26 am i was going to Taco Bell for my usual breakedfast Crunch Wrap Supreme. While there. I indulged in a funny little Baja Blasted treat. Gristle. My lovely sibling who was working the counter. Sold me a Spiked Baja Blast. It was spiked withed alchoed hall and teeth. @gristleorgney also gristle promised gristle had candy in gristles car and when i got in there was none. I was late for my real buisness. This is mean and against company protocol. Xrgenys please help me attack. 

calloutfully yours,

Gordon Gorgney

[vinogino]

I do not mean to impose but… there are countries wherein alcohol is fine for children. Please be more considerate. You do not know Gristle’s citizenship.

[businessgordon]

Dear Gino Orgney,

it is confrontational youre making me upset i am a buisniness man and dirnking on the job is NSFW (NOT SAFE FOR WORK) so i am so scared right now. what if i loosem y business car. 

like a scared prey animal,

Gordon Orngey

[vinogino]

But you do not know what the laws of the Taco Bell are. And you are not a Taco Bell citizen.

[themouthhouse]

Hey can you guys get off the wifi for a sec I’m trying to pwn some noobs on fortnite but you’re taking up all the bandwidth. Not very cash money, pretty cringe :/

[businessgordon]

dear jeff,

im sorry i am doing very serious business here. my business wife and car depend on it. maybe try “pawning” your “neubs” on the cellular data for a few mninutes. 

gamerly,

gordon. 

[businessgordon]

Dear Workplace Associates who appreciate Workplace Safety, 

today at the bright early morning hours of 9:26 am i was going to Taco Bell for my usual breakedfast Crunch Wrap Supreme. While there. I indulged in a funny little Baja Blasted treat. Gristle. My lovely sibling who was working the counter. Sold me a Spiked Baja Blast. It was spiked withed alchoed hall and teeth. @gristleorgney also gristle promised gristle had candy in gristles car and when i got in there was none. I was late for my real buisness. This is mean and against company protocol. Xrgenys please help me attack. 

calloutfully yours,

Gordon Gorgney

[gristleorgney]

T̵͉̏ḧ̷̳́e̵͍̓s̵͇͠e̴̗̋ ̸̞͑ą̷̃č̸͕c̸͈̋u̷̦̕ṣ̷͊a̸̹͛ṯ̵̀i̵͖̚ó̸̺n̴̗͘s̷̳̐ ̵̬̀ã̶̰ȓ̴͙e̷̦̽ ̶͖̒u̷̹̇n̵̖͠f̵̻̄o̶̗͝u̶̦̐n̷̩͋d̴͍͌e̵̙͠d̷̝͠.̶̘͆ ̵̧͂A̴͎̚l̶̹͗c̷͙̆ẖ̵̈ö̸̼ḧ̴̫́ǫ̷̍ḷ̶̾i̴̧̕c̷̫̎ ̴̺̀b̷̦̀ȧ̶̞j̷̦̈́a̴̙͂ ̸̬̍b̷͙͐e̷̛̞v̶̻̅e̸̩͘ŗ̵͠â̸̪g̴͇̊e̴̳͐ ̵̛̪i̶̢̇s̵̘͑ ̷̤̅ä̷͜ ̸̥͛p̸̹̕ě̴ͅr̸̠͝f̸͓̕e̸͍̔c̶̜͋ẗ̷̤́ ̸̠͆ẇ̸͉a̸̳̅ỷ̵͜ ̴͙̇t̶̙̄o̴͉̿ ̶̯̈́s̴̻͐t̶̤̽a̶̹̅r̷̺̃ẗ̵̝́ ̶̢̎å̵͇n̴̮͠ȳ̸̬ ̵̜̏m̴͚̀o̵̻͝r̴̥̆ṇ̸̊i̸̢̋ṋ̶̽g̵̻͒ ̴̾ͅd̷͕̿e̷̙̎a̶̭̓r̸̞̅ ̷͚͘b̴̰̾r̴̦̐o̴̼͠t̷̜̓ḩ̶̈e̶͕͆r̷̹͝.̴̩̊ ̸̗̍D̷̬́Ọ̴͝ ̴̗͘Y̵̹̅Ô̸̩U̵̩̇ ̸̨̚Ē̴̦X̸̀͜P̵̩͗E̶̦̕C̸̝̾Ț̷̉ ̷̗̈M̸͈̕Ẹ̸̿ ̵͈͌T̸̮͝O̴̥̓ ̸͙͝L̷͔̉E̷̡͑T̸͎̉ ̷̫͑Y̶̨͌Ọ̸̔U̴͔̒ ̷̳́G̸̟̅O̴̼̽ ̴̬͠Ȃ̴̬ ̶̲́D̸̰́A̸̰͊Y̸̲͝ ̵̦̿W̷͝ͅȊ̶̡T̶̤̍H̴̗́O̸͈̾U̴̦͗Ṭ̴̔ ̶̥̀Ȁ̶̺ ̵̦̆W̵͉͒Ö̵̰́N̸͖̏D̸͉̈E̸͈̒Ȑ̸͕F̷̙̑Ú̴̗L̴̤͐ ̶̗́T̷͚́A̴͒ͅC̴̼̏O̵͇͐ ̷̹͋B̸͇͠Ę̷͛L̷̳̍L̷̳͆ ̴̝̔P̵̭̀I̷͎͋Ć̶͕K̵̺͐ ̸̀ͅM̸̟̓E̶̡̽ ̶̫̚Ǘ̷̹P̸̙̒?̸͋ͅ?̴̙̎?̸̹̋ ̴̳̚A̶̺͌l̸͓̓s̵̛ͅô̴͎ ̸͈͆I̶̜̅ ̵̳͑s̸͎̏ȉ̸̝m̸̳̌p̷̪̊l̷͇͝ẙ̴ͅ ̴͓̈́f̵̞́ȏ̸̱r̴͕̋ġ̶͕ō̶̘t̸̘͒ ̷̢̌Ì̸͈ ̴̝̾c̵̹̆ö̵͙n̸̤̈́ŝ̷̺u̸̯͂m̴̤̾e̵͎͠d̶͇̀ ̴̮͝a̸̤͂l̵̟̾l̷͕͋ ̵͎́m̵̛̮ÿ̷̞́ ̶̨̎c̵̟̊a̷̫͝ṙ̷͇ ̴̠̌c̴̜̽a̸̖̚ń̶̥d̵̖̓y̴͍͑ ̷̯͑ȍ̸̘n̴̫͠ ̴̛̻ṱ̸͝h̷̼͑e̶͔͑ ̵̛̯w̶͇̾a̶͙̿y̵͐ͅ ̴͍̀t̵̹̐o̴̝̽ ̷̜͛t̷̫͂h̵͔̎ȩ̸̒ ̶̩͗t̶͙͑a̸̦̓c̴̦̀ö̶͓ ̵̲̃b̴̘́e̶̜͑l̴̛̮l̴͎̾.̵̝͊ ̷̩͆P̷̯̑l̷̻͂e̸̢̔a̸̗̔s̷̘̅ẹ̷͝ ̶͖̆b̶̖̃r̵̚ͅo̷̦̚ẗ̷͙́h̸̯͒ė̶͚ŕ̶̪.̷̦͛ ̷̤͒S̸̳͗p̴̻̆ä̴̫́r̸̹͠ȇ̴͕ ̴̥̓m̸͑ͅe̷̦͛.̶̖̾ ̵͋͜

[businessgordon]

dear grist,

no 

gordon orngey

[businessgordon]

Dear Workplace Associates who appreciate Workplace Safety, 

today at the bright early morning hours of 9:26 am i was going to Taco Bell for my usual breakedfast Crunch Wrap Supreme. While there. I indulged in a funny little Baja Blasted treat. Gristle. My lovely sibling who was working the counter. Sold me a Spiked Baja Blast. It was spiked withed alchoed hall and teeth. @gristleorgney also gristle promised gristle had candy in gristles car and when i got in there was none. I was late for my real buisness. This is mean and against company protocol. Xrgenys please help me attack. 

calloutfully yours,

Gordon Gorgney

[vinogino]

I do not mean to impose but… there are countries wherein alcohol is fine for children. Please be more considerate. You do not know Gristle’s citizenship.

[businessgordon]

Dear Gino Orgney,

it is confrontational youre making me upset i am a buisniness man and dirnking on the job is NSFW (NOT SAFE FOR WORK) so i am so scared right now. what if i loosem y business car. 

like a scared prey animal,

Gordon Orngey

[businessgordon]

Dear Workplace Associates who appreciate Workplace Safety, 

today at the bright early morning hours of 9:26 am i was going to Taco Bell for my usual breakedfast Crunch Wrap Supreme. While there. I indulged in a funny little Baja Blasted treat. Gristle. My lovely sibling who was working the counter. Sold me a Spiked Baja Blast. It was spiked withed alchoed hall and teeth. @gristleorgney also gristle promised gristle had candy in gristles car and when i got in there was none. I was late for my real buisness. This is mean and against company protocol. Xrgenys please help me attack. 

calloutfully yours,

Gordon Gorgney

[businessgordon]

Dear tumbler users in need of a life changing substance,

To hone your businising simply start the business diet and see the results. The business diet as explained by grodon ramsey himself (my secret non orgney brother) is raw oats and liquified fish organs.

Tutorifully,

Gordon Onryey (business)

[experiencegimble]

blast off into simply cybersex gimble orgney

please visit for the full gimble experience!

have a good day!

remember to support gravy and gordon’s good small businesses

[businessgordon]

Oh no!

Gimble my bleloved brother! I would love to support your post but this is NSFW (NOT SAFE FOR WORK) !! and SCARES my delicate business boy heart.

Ahhhhh!

Gordon O.

[businessgordon]

Hello Brothers,

Today I have seem some talk of the equine variety. My reaponse: dont! Buy a car. They are better for the environent and dont try and eat your suit you are wearing off your body. Maybe if you were all buisness boys like I you wouldnt have this problem. My real business beaitful wife tells me every night “I love your car”. Youshould just do the same.

Vehicularly yours,

Gordon Orgney.

[galessin]

sir gordon of the ramsays

it is with great honor that we squires alexa and siri are here to deliver through the second horse, amazon, a message from sir galessin which is simply a thousand bales of hay so that you horse, car, will no longer eat ur suit and also some slippers so that your toes will remain warm especially when you trek out to hunt or to joust with your ferraris. 

please give amazon the second horse an apple thanketh thou.

[businessgordon]

To thou nobel squerrels,

My car runs on liquid not hay but rhank you for the message. Sadly I am out of apples as my business job pays so well I bought a big house for my business family and wife and car. Jousting is not something a business man does I think. Ifs not his business. But thabk you I will use the slippers when I have to leave very eaely for business.

Thankest thou,

Gordon Orgney.

[vinogino]

Will la mia nonna still love me when she discovers I am become Ő̴̤̤̪̗̩͔̰͔̌̃̈́̾̂͋͗́̍͑̓̀͋̋̐͠͝r̸̳̮̣͙̟̻̫̖̱̜͓͖̜̲͔̯̰̗͕͖͇̲̥̹̮̯̞̭̆͗͌͝ͅģ̸̛̪̱̲̦̠̹͕̙͓̾͌̔̃̊͊̊̊̒͐̃́̐́̿͑̑̈̔̚͠ͅņ̸̢̠̳̮̮̻̝̺̦͈̺̯̻̥̳̰͉̈́͜ê̶̢̡̧̧̯̹͚͍̘̮̤̠͕̹̪̩͇̜͍̲̹̤͎͖̅̿͌̎̿̓̍͑̽͂̇͂̃̀̇͗͗̈́͊͘͜y̶͓̭̝̯̗̤̱̠̖̖̻̗͉̼̥͔̩̬͈̒̽̈?

[businessgordon]

Dear gino,

No.

Love,

Gordon O.

[businessgordon]

Hello Brothers,

Today I have seem some talk of the equine variety. My reaponse: dont! Buy a car. They are better for the environent and dont try and eat your suit you are wearing off your body. Maybe if you were all buisness boys like I you wouldnt have this problem. My real business beaitful wife tells me every night “I love your car”. Youshould just do the same.

Vehicularly yours,

Gordon Orgney.

[vinogino]

Mi own piccola pride flag in my head has red for suffering the Feud, white for the crisp snow on a winter’s morn I can’t quite picture any more but I know must once have graced my eyes, and green for suffering Giovanni’s fashion sense.

[businessgordon]

Hi gino,

What the fuck?

Gordon Orgney.

[galessin]

good eve evening my fellow nights someone is committing identity theft against me

[businessgordon]

Dear galessin,

Hello fellow orgney. Im sorry to hear about this slander. if you would like. im incontact with several lawyers who are all real and strong.

Youre forever,

Gordon “Business” Orgney, friend of lawyers.