Name Geoff

what that Orgney mouth do ;)

[themouthhouse]

If you saw those no you didn't

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[tenttle]

[lucentkat]

[geminiagent]

[sappedsoliloquist]

you guys are missing the best fucking part

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[themouthhouse]

Here's my pet, love you kitten 💕

[businessgordon]

dear family,

im so sorry for the drama. here is my business cat. his name is tax forums. 

thanks

gordon

[themouthhouse]

Can you let tax forums into the basement? I lost my fortnite game and all my subs called me a scrub. I'm dumby sad and someone is using the spotify so I can't listen to male manipulator music :(

[themouthhouse]

I hate my family. I'm gonna go listen to tame impala

[galessin]

i keep hearing things of this “baja blast”, prithee my brethren, for whom does the baja blast???

[themouthhouse]

Bro have you never been to a taco bell??? Smh that’s cringe bro. You got the whole server laughing.

[galessin]

my dearest brother geoff (: i have not traveled as extensively as you and have never touched a foot upon the fair bell of taco. one day you must visit my castle and tell me all about your magnificent adventures and this service you have gained (:

[themouthhouse]

Stop calling your bedroom a castle. I'll be up in a minute I'm trying to get a victory royale... If the bros would stop MAKING ME LAG 😤

[themouthhouse]

Ugh, sorry for the lag subs. My brothers are roleplaying on the timeline again :/

[businessgordon]

Dear Workplace Associates who appreciate Workplace Safety, 

today at the bright early morning hours of 9:26 am i was going to Taco Bell for my usual breakedfast Crunch Wrap Supreme. While there. I indulged in a funny little Baja Blasted treat. Gristle. My lovely sibling who was working the counter. Sold me a Spiked Baja Blast. It was spiked withed alchoed hall and teeth. @gristleorgney also gristle promised gristle had candy in gristles car and when i got in there was none. I was late for my real buisness. This is mean and against company protocol. Xrgenys please help me attack. 

calloutfully yours,

Gordon Gorgney

[vinogino]

I do not mean to impose but… there are countries wherein alcohol is fine for children. Please be more considerate. You do not know Gristle’s citizenship.

[businessgordon]

Dear Gino Orgney,

it is confrontational youre making me upset i am a buisniness man and dirnking on the job is NSFW (NOT SAFE FOR WORK) so i am so scared right now. what if i loosem y business car. 

like a scared prey animal,

Gordon Orngey

[vinogino]

But you do not know what the laws of the Taco Bell are. And you are not a Taco Bell citizen.

[themouthhouse]

Hey can you guys get off the wifi for a sec I’m trying to pwn some noobs on fortnite but you’re taking up all the bandwidth. Not very cash money, pretty cringe :/

[businessgordon]

dear jeff,

im sorry i am doing very serious business here. my business wife and car depend on it. maybe try “pawning” your “neubs” on the cellular data for a few mninutes. 

gamerly,

gordon. 

[themouthhouse]

Ok scrublord, not all of us have unlimited data with our bougie white collar jobs, goddamn capitalist. My twitch subs are counting on me.

[businessgordon]

Dear Workplace Associates who appreciate Workplace Safety, 

today at the bright early morning hours of 9:26 am i was going to Taco Bell for my usual breakedfast Crunch Wrap Supreme. While there. I indulged in a funny little Baja Blasted treat. Gristle. My lovely sibling who was working the counter. Sold me a Spiked Baja Blast. It was spiked withed alchoed hall and teeth. @gristleorgney also gristle promised gristle had candy in gristles car and when i got in there was none. I was late for my real buisness. This is mean and against company protocol. Xrgenys please help me attack. 

calloutfully yours,

Gordon Gorgney

[vinogino]

I do not mean to impose but… there are countries wherein alcohol is fine for children. Please be more considerate. You do not know Gristle’s citizenship.

[businessgordon]

Dear Gino Orgney,

it is confrontational youre making me upset i am a buisniness man and dirnking on the job is NSFW (NOT SAFE FOR WORK) so i am so scared right now. what if i loosem y business car. 

like a scared prey animal,

Gordon Orngey

[vinogino]

But you do not know what the laws of the Taco Bell are. And you are not a Taco Bell citizen.

[themouthhouse]

Hey can you guys get off the wifi for a sec I'm trying to pwn some noobs on fortnite but you're taking up all the bandwidth. Not very cash money, pretty cringe :/

[galessin]

i keep hearing things of this “baja blast”, prithee my brethren, for whom does the baja blast???

[themouthhouse]

Bro have you never been to a taco bell??? Smh that's cringe bro. You got the whole server laughing.

[themouthhouse]

I'm the hottest Orgney.

[themouthhouse]

I just think sometimes killing people is warranted and good, regardless of gender. That's feminism.