[busy-idle]

Yesterday I tried to move away from truly the largest redback spider I have ever seen in my life that crawled out of some weeds I was pulling and as I stood from a crouch and tried to grab my six year old my dog walked between my ankles and I just fell straight back and landed on the corner of the deck and fucked up my entire back.

Maybe it wouldn’t have been so bad if a few weeks ago I hadn’t taken a step back and gone ass over the golden retriever, like fully three stooges straight over and down, and landed on my tailbone.

I can walk and sit but I can’t bend or twist or pick anything up which on a scale from good to bad feels fine if I factor in that my doctor’s office is closed until after christmas

[remnantglow]

headache? not in the mood to partake in any of your hobbies because of the headache? consider simply staring at the Make Headache Worse rectangle!

[busy-idle]

To celebrate the end of the school year both of my little kids have lice.

I know they say the risk of transmission from hats, towels, blankets etc. is low but on Monday I was pleased my son came home wearing his $25 school hat that had been missing for most of the term, and like…what are the odds?

[busy-idle]

I have a fairly involved skincare and haircare routine that I fully acknowledge is kind of obnoxious but I like the ritual and routine so whatever leave me alone however I used one of those chemical lice treatments that’s basically dog shampoo and my hair is still so soft.

Vindication.

[busy-idle]

To celebrate the end of the school year both of my little kids have lice.

I know they say the risk of transmission from hats, towels, blankets etc. is low but on Monday I was pleased my son came home wearing his $25 school hat that had been missing for most of the term, and like…what are the odds?

[busy-idle]

My kids finish school for the summer soon and because I’m an unemployed loser and don’t have to worry about childcare I love school holidays. I don’t have to make lunches, no uniforms, no need to be out picking the kids up at 3pm when it’s so hot I have to open the car for the kids and help them in lest they get burned by the door.

My teenager is still in outpatient mental health treatment but she seems to be doing a lot better so I don’t have to worry about leaving her at home by herself anymore which is cool.

The only hitch is my brain really wants a baby so I’m thinking about getting a kitten. I don’t know if I really want either of those things but there are multiple litters of kittens at the pound right now just waiting for an insane woman to get one “for the kids” so while I had my fallopian tubes removed to avoid the baby the kitten thing is, if anything, too accessible.

[celestial-tadpole]

forget your zodiac tell me what you order at a bar and at a coffee shop

[demilypyro]

They should invent sleep that works

[busy-idle]

I can’t believe my entire adult life I’ve had this on and off debilitating pain that has, at points, made me completely insane and every doctor I’ve seen for 15 years just told me I was fat and it was actually that my uterus is munted. I get a pain down my legs and into my back that feels like sciatica pain, except it doesn’t go all the way down the leg, and the surgeon I saw recently told me it’s probably because my uterus is tilted (?) which is also why every ultrasound I’ve ever had has never been complete.

If you have adenomyosis and endometriosis it can cause sciatica pain if your uterus is tilted and my whole life I thought I was either making it up or doing it to myself!!!

[kiefbowl]

thank god I got whatever's wrong with me that isn't the kind of wrong with me that would have me falling in love with an ai chatbot or whatever the fuck

[busy-idle]

I’ve stopped responding to emails that are obviously written with AI and when people query the lack of response I just say oh sorry maybe it got caught in the spam filter and then I just keep ignoring it.

[busy-idle]

Happy dick cheney is dead day to all whomst celebrate

[adamsvanrhijn]

what did your GRANDMOTHERS do? #feminism

[busy-idle]

A few weeks ago someone reversed into me in a parking lot and my car was fine because she hit the centre of my rear bumper but the back corner of her car was all fucked up. She walked up to me and was like that’s not so bad! And I was annoyed because I feel like a normal response would be to say “sorry” so I was like well I was in the middle of the road and she said we reversed into each other, and I said I would have to be reversing straight back through the parking lot to have hit you, and then we just stared at each other.

BUT THEN her partner walked up to me and goes “you’re just playing the victim” and I don’t know what it triggered in my miserable little lizard brain but I just started screaming “fuck off” at him, and he got mad right away and tried to get in my face, and I was so angry about it I just got louder and when he realised I was insane he walked away very quickly and got back in their car.

Anyway, that’s how things are going for me.

[busy-idle]

I hate that the due to the state of the world I learned how to pronounce “cuomo” properly against my will. Why should I have to know this.

[busy-idle]

I have to go to the city again next week for a funeral and I can’t believe how much of my adult life is spent at funerals? This sucks??

[youtendtoforget-deactivated2025]

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

[busy-idle]

I lost 20kg and so doctors starting taking my health concerns seriously and after a number of invasive scans and raw dogging a biopsy where they just yanked a chunk of uterus out with a hole punch claw thing they put me on a level two list for a complete hysterectomy which I was kind of ambivalent about until I watched several tiktok videos where people explain that afterwards you can feel your organs moving around because there’s a gap where one used to be. What the fuck??