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senor-butts

cybershorty-deactivated20210118

cocaineteas

coltre

sexyandbadass-blog

Kedves GLS futar ur!

Nagyon siettem feloltozni miutan csengetett, es ezert egy 200-as helyett egy 50-est kaptam ki a penztarcambol borravalo gyanant. Bocsanat, tenyleg. Valaki nem ad borravalot, en meg szarul erzem magam, hogy 'bazmeg, CSAK ENNYIT?'. Lenyeg, hogy sajnalom es legkozelebb bepotolom. Tenyleg.

#self #gls #eg a fejem #bocsika #:((((

kulturtava-deactivated20170606

bitchycode

So you can breathe but not text me back ???

heavenly-things

clickholeofficial

Best priest ever!

chalkandwater

Sir David Attenborough demonstrates the accuracy of the Mozambique Spitting Cobra’s venom streams by wearing a chemically treated visor that makes the venom turn purple on contact.

From Life in Cold Blood

frosidon

DAVID ATTENBOROUGH IS MORE HARDCORE THAN ANY DOCUMENTARIAN CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE.

DID CARL SAGAN DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS SHIT? I THOUGHT NOT. BILL NYE? FUCK NO.

BEAR GRILLES IS A PIECE OF SHIT COMPARED TO THIS CARAMEL-VOICED ENGLISH BASTARD.

SIR ATTENBOROUGH IS A BILLION YEARS OLD AND HE WILL NOT STOP. HE IS THE TERMINATOR OF NATURE DOCUMENTARIES. HE’S CLIMBED TO THE TOP OF THE HIGHEST JUNGLE TREE TO LOOK AT LILIES. HE’S SOARED IN THE SKY IN A GLIDER WITH VULTURES. HE CROSSED THE PACIFIC TO SEE WHALES. HE’S EVEN BEEN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE GODDAMN OCEAN TO TALK ABOUT THE SPOOKY-ASS SHIT THAT LIVES DOWN THERE. KILIMANJARO? BEEN THERE. NORTH POLE? BEEN THERE. SAHARA DESERT? BEEN THERE MULTIPLE TIMES. FUCKING VOLCANOES? BEEN AND DONE. FUCKING AUSTRALIA? ENTIRE SHOWS THERE. HE WILL NOT STOP. HE WILL NEVER STOP. NOT UNTIL HIS SMOOTH-ASS FATHERLY VOICE AS TAUGHT US ALL ABOUT ALL THE NATURE FOREVER.