Listen Im Just A Simple Lesbian

Sometimes the gay rants can’t wait lol He/They 25

[butch-boi-blues]

Intro/Info

Haven't updated my pinned post in a bit so I figured I would see If I could set a new one up real quick :b

About the Butch- I go by Beck or Adam mainly and use he/him primarily (I am in fact my wife's hot butch husband and I take that so seriously) mid 20's nerd who will yap people's ears off lol. Butch4all and taken by my beautiful femme <3

Rules of Engagement- I will block you if you are under 18 or don't have an age on your blog, this blog is not for you.

I will also not be tolerating racism, transphobia, sexism, nazis, terfs, or any other people/ideas that wanna be like that

I will block you if I just don't like ur vibe this is the horny gay sideblog not work I don't have to deal with bullshit so I will not be lol

What's even on here?- This is mostly a side account so I can yap about how pretty my wife is and be horny and goofy with my fellow lesbians and queers, so info posts, gay art, insane yapping, porn and horny thoughts, and probably a loooot of kink, maybe the occasional book or character thought lol

[pr3ttypunisherrr]

i want to touch you exactly how you want to be touched. i want to hear you say it out loud, what you need, where, how, how much pressure, how slow. i want to be the only one who gets to know exactly how you like it.

i’d take my time learning you. the spot on your neck that makes you go still. the way your breathing changes right before something is exactly right. the difference between the sound you make when it's good and the sound you make when it's perfect. i need to know all of it by heart. i want to get there faster every time. i’ll memorize your body better than you know it yourself and use that knowledge like it belongs to me. because it does. you gave it to me. every tell, every sound, every place that makes you gasp..that's mine. i collect it and i keep it and i use it every single time.

i want to get so good at you specifically that your body responds before your brain even catches up. that i know exactly where to put my hands before you have to ask. that you relax the second i touch you because you already know i'm going to take care of you. that you stop having to think about it at all and just get to feel. i want to condition you to that. want you to associate my hands with relief. with being completely taken care of. with knowing you don't have to do anything except lie there and receive it.

and i need it. i genuinely need it. need to hear your breath catch when i find the right spot. need to feel your hips shift toward my hand. need those sounds you make when something is exactly right. they do something to me i can't explain.. every sound you make is proof that i'm doing something right, that i'm giving you something you need, and i am so hungry for that proof. so desperate for it. i could spend hours just chasing those sounds.

i need to make you cum. need to feel it and hear it and know i did that. know my hands and my mouth and my attention did that to you. there is nothing…nothing… that feels better than that. than feeling you get there because of me. because i paid attention. because i needed to learn you. because i wanted you to feel good more than i wanted anything else.

i want to be so good at you that you forget anyone else ever tried. i want to ruin the comparison entirely. need you to think about my hands when you're trying to fall asleep. i want to be the standard you measure everything against without meaning to. not because i want to control you, but because i want to matter to you that specifically. i want to be that embedded in how good you feel. i want my name to be the thing your body associates with finally getting exactly what it needs.

only me. only my hands. only the way i touch you.

[silvertongueddevil]

let me talk you through it like “look at you, baby, that’s it. god, you’re so fucking pretty”

[trainwreck-of-thoughts]

Breeding kink is hot but unfortunately technology's caught up with it. Thanks to modern birth control, whether or not pregnancy happens is completely up to the bottom. Like, oh my gosh, you secretly took off the condom? While I'm ovulating? Alright, I'll just get plan B tomorrow.

Really, if you wanted to impregnate me against my will, you'd be forced to abduct me and keep me captive for- Hey. Uh. So you're looking at me weird all of a sudden.

[oedipalrivalry]

Bad Attitude magazine vol. 9 no. 1

[prettybutchvenus]

I'm so horny I could eat a big strong butch with strong thighs and big biceps who's kinda condescending in a way that makes me want to earn their approval… sorry I got side tracked I was trying to write a funny post and now I need to let a butch fuck my face.

[sinister-femme]

fyi, you can ask puppy-eyed butches “want a treat?” while lifting up a little skirt or pushing panties to the side and visibly watch their brain stutter. fyi. 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[idkbutnothereanymore-deactivate]

✨reblog if you're accepting anonymous asks about anything✨

[t4tfaggotvoid]

Lighting the bowl for them with the bong resting on my bulge, keeping eye contact as they inhale waiting for my permission to stop taking in smoke,

“Just a little more baby, there you go, dont choke, just like that”

I give a small nod and they let out a huge puff of smoke, their eyes glossed over and dazed.

I move the bong away and guide their salivating mouth to my strap, they know just what to do

[naught-skull]

cnc kink 🤝 praise kink

"stop stop it's too much" 🤝 "shhh it's ok you feel so good. you're being so good for me"

"please I can't take it please" 🤝 "you can. you were made for this, made for me. you're so perfect"

[northernsuccubus]

Did you know you can just have your partner wear a collar when you’re just hanging out? Cuddling? Watching a movie? And then you get to see how good they look in it and loop your finger through it to pull them in for a kiss, and…

Anyway, collars. Yes.

[sillyfairyboy]

let's play a special game called "fleshlight." it's where I give you medicine that makes you fall asleep and then I jerk myself off with your limp unconscious body

[xhoneypleasex]

an argument can be foreplay if you do it right

[glorkums]

Being called “my Butch” would perhaps make me die from joy.

[lotuseatter]

not every black lesbian is masc btw. stop masculinizing black women! THANK YOU.

[lgbtqiatext]

[cutecipher]

women love me because i am cute and only freak out badly sometimes