violent animal

tobi | 25 | butch switch | cishet men dni [18+] this is my horny ass boydyke sideblog

[butcherhound]

abt.

tobi or jack, butch dyke, switch/verse coyote/hyenathing.

hy/hym, it/its, or hound/hounds only

t4t. tme. call me a good boy and i'll be your best friend forever. just don't expect me not to bite.

this blog is primarily for being being horny abt my wife & friends. i work too much to be consistent abt it but there may be original content sometimes.

polyam and happily married to my beautiful wife + dating my gorgeous femme princess, flirting is a-okay but i'm not leaving either of them for you. i like flirting but do not expect me to be submissive for you. dom-leaning with strangers & will shut down any attempt to force me out of that role

18+ obviously minors dni. men dni.

i follow back from monsterdog

i dont have many followers and i don't usually tag things, if you need something tagged please say so. more below

into:

🔪 cnc (intox, somno, rapeplay primarily)

🔪 sado/masochism

🔪 monsters/furries

🔪 knifeplay/impact

🔪 breathplay

🔪 robots

🔪 fauxcest

~▪︎~

NOT into

❌️ dykebreaking

❌️ cheating

❌️ scat & vomit

if you follow or interact with me and you primarily post abt the above i will block you and move on. if you follow or interact and you do not have an age visible i will block you and move on. if you follow or interact expressly to hit on me and i don't already know you i will block and move on.

[roadkill-girl-returns]

one of you lot need to come visit neon n write all over it cause there's no way it's gonna be able to write on its own ass

[scooterplastic]

[roadkill-girl-returns]

the roadkill can't sleep, you should come cuddle with it

it/its danke

wishlist n donations in bio

[butcherhound]

significant lack of bite marks on this thing

[roadkill-girl-returns]

everyone should be going absolutely wild over hounds photos rn, and if they're not then neon is approaching their house with a large metal pipe

[butcherhound]

i'd say "muzzled for your safety" but i don't think it'll help you much.

[butcherhound]

sorry for salivating when you whimpered, i can't help myself

[butcherhound]

rum is fantastic

[soft-edging-kittens]

Reblog this to grope the person you reblogged it from

[aqwult]

damn it's only wednesday?? ??? i need to get fucked within an inch of my life

[witchpassing]

maybe the cold and squirming thing from beyond the stars isn't in the mood for tentacle rape this evening. maybe it'd like to bottom for a change. have you considered that

[witchpassing]

transmasc user fails to comprehend the joke of post about transmisogyny in an extremely condescending way. many such cases

[stargazersasha]

returning to this brilliant post bc ​ive been getting really into centaurs lately for normal reasons and im really noticing that this is a trend there too. presumably this pervades in many terato spaces but im not extraordinarily active in many of those. anyway it’s already exhausting lol, it really hit me when i saw a random post that was like “centaur gf” and one of the things was “big spoon obviously” and it reallyyyy made me pause and go holdddd on lol. obviously centaurs are pregnant with metaphor but omfg maybe the huge horse girl wants to be cuddled too bitch. it happens with werewolves too and it’s just so obvious. why would a girl with a wolfcock exist if not to breed. why would a girl with a horsecock exist. and like, god, the most frustrating thing abt this is is that i know it probably seems ridiculous from the point of anyone who’s not a trans girl lol.

tl:dr; if you have a tentacle monster gf, or a centaur gf or a werewolf gf, you better be doing crazy shit to her prostate. and hold her. and get her flowers. you all treat any remotely monstrous woman as a phallus and it’s annoying!! come up with something else!

[thirdfinger]

step 1: make girl laugh step 2: make girl moan

[ravioliet]

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

[the-lumpfish-queen]

[hb-b0011]

going to hell good bye

[butcherhound]

maybe the werewolf doesn't want to top 100% of the time. maybe it wants someone to gently kiss and caress it's snout, wants groping hands to massage tender fingers into it's bristling fur. maybe it wants someone to slowly, patiently tease the tension out of its body and lay it across the mattress. tightly-wound muscle easing into quivering with anticipation, defensive growls morphing into breathy sighs and whimpers. maybe it wants many hands touching and petting, affection forced on it until it relents and its body melts under the attention.

[lunnefisk]

brave and loyal knight want a treat

[lunnefisk]

brave and loyal knight want a fucking break from it all