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utopians

Car problems are great bc I can finally get that disgusting $600 that I hated out of my bank account

skulkingfoxes

"Good Morning, Rose"

My short story for the wlw anthology GLIMM*R!

bbyhog

idk why people spend money on dog toys when most dogs love to play with firearms

bbyhog

why would i buy her a chew toy when this is so much easier

iamoutofideas

WHY DO YOU HAVE THIS

bbyhog

Oh it's not mine!!

I was only taking a picture of it. I don't own any firearms and I do not really have any interest in buying a pistol. I just wanted to show off mollys favorite toy in the whole world. she likes to chew on the safety 🥺 sooo cute. I call her smelly smolly sometimes because she smells like old skin cells and farts a lot

tbh i wpuld suck dick for weed its just no ones ever offered me that kinda deal

#db

despazito

chongoblog

Life hack: If you suck ass at smoking joints enough, hot people will offer to smoke it for you and then pass it to you like a mother bird but sexy

tgirl-tamag0tchi

Are you saying a mother bird isn’t sexy?

As a lesbian with a harpy girlfriend who likes it when I call her mommy, I have to disagree.

pseudomantis

Scientific fraud is the most baffling thing ever to me like do they think they're just going to make a huge breakthrough and no one will notice that it's fake by trying to replicate their results

pseudomantis

Yeah actually I just discovered how to turn plastic into gold. Oh you want to know how I did it

Starts running away cutely

jonnywaistcoat

godlessondheimite

can anyone find the satiric newspaper headline that might have been something other than the onion that was along the lines of “‘This Is More Relevant/Timely Than Ever,’ Says Theater Company About to Put on Oldass Play Worse Than Has Ever Been Done Before”

playwrongs

kitsuneprincessspring

whenever i walk quickly or god forbid run without a bra i can feel my h cups self being written by a man

apunknamedshae

I'm gunna be the naked neighbor in the window one way or another

muttsandmustelidae

“hey this dog looks to be struggling to perform very basic functions and that is very worrying” “well ACTUALLY if you STUDIED THE BREED STANDARD you’d see that this dog is actually the IDEAL ______” YEAH. THIS TOO IS THE PROBLEM. WHAT ARE YOU NOT GETTING.

muttsandmustelidae

“you can’t blame breeders for breeding to standard :/“ i actually find it very easy to blame them. they are the ones creating the dogs on purpose, you see

teethwreath

necromancelena

When she gets all scrunched up it makes me want to play with her wings+ touch her feathers while she blushes and tells me to stop because it's embarassing but she can't do anything about it(bird girl)