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embrace hedonism [i reblog nsfw sometimes🔞 in my 20s] original posts tag: db

[meow-nepeta]

[gammaface]

[transfemininomenon]

she makes me poop

and i make her pee

[sandmandaddy69]

[oidial]

bappy saturday!!!

she can read the menu PERFECTLY btw, she's just getting closer to the words for....... fun......... of course!!!!!!

they should make a drive through menu with words and pictures instead of blurry blobs saturday thinks

thank you :) BYE

[jewfrogs]

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

[randomfae]

[myothertardisisonthemun]

[porcyworld]

furiously searching online "what do animals do out in a rainstorm" while it's raining

[porcyworld]

nobody worry too much because they all produce various oils and have different densities of fur to keep them dry and warm as well as seek out shelter under thick vegetation

[plushiecreatures]

idk can someone tell me i'm cute

[plushiecreatures]

i'm so stupid. i will never be happy and it's my fault.

[vedurnan]

human and bug relations will change by the end of the century

[petrofiedpuppy]

we all need to start having sex with bugs to help restore the bug population. now !!

[aberrantemotion]

Always funny to me when indie devs who already sell games for dirt cheap participate in steam sales with like 90 percent off. Like. "Yeah this game is three dollars but you can have it for one right now." Like your game costs as much as a pack of m&ms and youre selling it for the cost of a pack of m&ms in the 1950s now? Okay

[backst2reet]

Eat meeee

[girlmostlikely]

Jaw on the floor

[notreblogs]

holy shit

[nyanbinary-perineum]

Jacking off while my pokemon partner sneaks a peek and nervously paws at herself wishing I'd just use her instead.

[frogmoss1]

me: *trying to take my socks off but they keep getting stuck on my heel* oh fuck. goddamnit.

the extractor fan in a bathroom in Norway that has an intrinsic link to my spirit: *momentarily whirs louder*

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[welpnotagain]

[cheetahgirlmuscles]

got a good pic of Mia cooling off from redlemon on FA!