[chaoticneutralwife]

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[chaoticneutralwife]

i've decided to love myself and love life and know and accept that the universe loves me back and i attract what i want and repel what i don't and it's magnets it's attraction it's me :) im a beautiful soul and spirit and there is something so precious so magical so special about me :)

[chaoticneutralwife]

i mean...... LOOK AT ME HELLOOO

[chaoticneutralwife]

i've decided to love myself and love life and know and accept that the universe loves me back and i attract what i want and repel what i don't and it's magnets it's attraction it's me :) im a beautiful soul and spirit and there is something so precious so magical so special about me :)

[chaoticneutralwife]

this is not a safe space btw we are all in danger

[traumathoughts]

[yellow-cat]

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

[chaoticneutralwife]

is it safe for me to be here

[chaoticneutralwife]

hi 🫪

[13fingers]

i think i’m in love with you,, have a nice day

You are nothing to me. I won’t

[tetheredlamb]

it's my wife's birthday today did u guys know it's her birthday @chaoticneutralwife it's her birthday it's like the best day in the world for me today

[chaoticneutralwife]

omg!! 💕💕💕🥺🫶🏼🥹🫶🏼 im!!! this is so sweet im CRYING!!!! 💖💖💖 thank you my love!!! 💗💗💗

[chaoticneutralwife]

i think we should get really high + touch each other a lot

[segamascott]

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

[soleta-deactivated]

the thing about piracy is that i know i deserve everything for free forever

[swagophile]

me in a heist movie scenario: [right about to execute the big plan] i hope you guys kbow if this plan goes south i'm killing myself

driver: what

me: alright team. we kbow our roles. lets get to it

demolitions expert: wait can we go back to that thing earlier

grifter: yeah what was that about

me: charlie, i want you to take point. you're the most important for the early phase so you gotta make sure to nail this. remember we only have a limited time to pull this off, so the sooner the better

safecracker: youre not really gonna kill yourself if we fuck this up right

me: [putting on my badass sunglasses as smooth bossa nova music plays] i'm definitely going to kill myself if we get this wrong

[icaseybaybee]

[chaoticneutralwife]

what the actual fuck is my life right now

[chaoticneutralwife]

no seriously what the *actual* literal fuck is my life oh my god

[chaoticneutralwife]

oh yeah sure let's all make fun of the suicidal girl what's the worst she's gonna do