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Ah, the final bloopers are upon us...
Fairytale of New York [Billy Butcher & OFC] - Chapter 5
Summary: Butcher gets dragged into a hidden Vought atrocity via a tiny, furious fairy. Warnings (This Part): Language Tags:@butchersboobs, @lillisciwrites, @enchantedflameandflower, @jynx15 [please comment or drop me a message if you'd like to be tagged in later works] Also on AO3
When Butcher unlocked the door to his flat, Terror was waiting, his stump-tail wagging as he trotted a circle around Billyâs feet, then MMâs, and then hurried back to the bedroom.
âAlrighâ mateâŚâ Butcher muttered, slipping off his coat. âIâm cominâ.â
He followed the dog as MM stepped out of his shoes and made his way to the living room.
Fairytale of New York [Billy Butcher & OFC] - Chapter 5
Summary: Butcher gets dragged into a hidden Vought atrocity via a tiny, furious fairy. Warnings (This Part): Language Tags:@butchersboobs, @lillisciwrites, @enchantedflameandflower, @jynx15 [please comment or drop me a message if you'd like to be tagged in later works] Also on AO3
When Butcher unlocked the door to his flat, Terror was waiting, his stump-tail wagging as he trotted a circle around Billyâs feet, then MMâs, and then hurried back to the bedroom.
âAlrighâ mateâŚâ Butcher muttered, slipping off his coat. âIâm cominâ.â
He followed the dog as MM stepped out of his shoes and made his way to the living room.
The Only Way to my Heart 01 X 01| Billy Butcher x OFC Theresa âTreeâ | 18+ MDNI
An original fan screenplay. Always read at your own risk. Please do not steal my work. If youâd like to be tagged on the Buddy List, just ask!
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EXT. BEACH - DAY
White sands stretch as far as the eye can see. Tourist season is winding down. The beach is half-empty, which he prefers.
BILLY BUTCHER, 50s, is lounging beneath an umbrella. Silk shirt open. Dark sunglasses. Beer balanced on his stomach, rising and falling with his breath.
Beside him: a cooler. And an English bulldog puppy, small and wrinkled and asleep in a patch of shade with his face completely stuffed into the sand.
BUTCHER stares at the sky. It is a clear day, no clouds in sight. His phone buzzes on the arm of the lounger. He glances at it.
SCREEN: HUGHIE.
BUTCHER does not answer. He finishes his beer, reaches into the cooler without looking and pops open another. He stares at the sky again. His phone buzzes again.
SCREEN: HUGHIE
BUTCHER answers this time, his tone flat and bored.
BUTCHER
âM retired.
HUGHIE (V.O)
yeah, I know. Thatâs-thatâsâhe knows that.
BUTCHER
Whoâs âheâ?
HUGHIE (V.O)
President Singer wants to speak to you.
BUTCHER
Tell the bloody President Iâm busy.
HUGHIE (V.O)
Arenât you on a beach?
BUTCHER
Retired people go to the beach, âughie. Thatâs the whole fing.
There is something in Hughieâs silence. Butcher takes a long, loud gulp of beer.
BUTCHER
Put âim on.
The phone call is not heard. Butcher says very little, staring out at the sky and sea while President Singer discusses Voughtâs restructuring and new assets being sent out into the world. When he hangs up, BUTCHER looks at the puppy beside him. Still asleep.
BUTCHER finishes his beer and begins packing up his cooler, the puppy lifting his head at the movement and rustling, watching. BUTCHER stares at the sky one more time.
BUTCHER
Fuckinâ knew it.
EXT. EMBANKMENT - EAST LONDON - DAY
The sky is grey. The river is moving. It is a normal day on the docks. Keeneâs Fishery signage, faded. Nets and equipment. The smell of something frying and the fuel for the boats nearby.
At the end of the dock, almost an afterthought bolted to the side of the structure: a weathered food stand with a hand-painted board above it.
KEENEâS FISH FRY
THERESA KEENE, early 50s, is working on an order. She has her hair pulled back the way one is expected to when working with food. The lunchtime rush is thinning. Sheâs wiping down the counter when she hears a small yip thatâs not quite a bark. She looks up.
BILLY BUTCHER is standing at the end of the dock looking much the same as she remembers, albeit a slight heavier weight on his shoulders. He has a bulldog puppy on a leash, losing a battle against the dog as it pulled him towards the smell of frying fish. BUTCHER and THERESA look at each other.
Finally, she turns her attention to the dog.
THERESA
That yours?
BUTCHER
More or less.
THERESA
Whatâs âis name?
BUTCHER gives a slight huff as if the question annoyed him.
BUTCHER
âavenât given âim one. âS a dog, innit.
THERESA stares at him for a few breaths. Her attention breaks and focuses instead on wrinkly dog. Her voice goes several octaves higher.
THERESA
Come âere then.
THERESA clicks her tongue against her teeth. The puppy, who has never in his short life obeyed a single instruction, immediately pulls his leash toward her with every ounce of strength he has. BUTCHER gets jerked forward and follows begrudgingly.
THERESA leans over the counter and gives the puppy a piece of battered fish. The dog takes the fish with surprising gentleness, then sits down in front of the stand and eats noisily.
THERESA
(to the dog)
Poor little sod. Look at ya. Bet âe âasnât even been feedinâ ya proper.
BUTCHER
I feed âim. âE jusâ came from a fuckinâ beach holiday anâ a first class flight.
THERESA
(whispering conspiratorially)
I âad a feelinâ âeâd be shite at it. Trust me, I know.
BUTCHER
Oi. âM right âere.
THERESA
(Looking up at him)
I know where you are.
THERESA looks back down at the dog, now sleeping with his chin on his paws.
THERESA
Lester. Thatâll be âis name.
BUTCHER
âS no name fer a dog.
THERESA
Sure it is. Watch.
(in a sweet voice)
Lester!
The puppy looks up at her, as if that had been his name all along. Then he looks at BUTCHER before putting his head back down and promptly snoring.
THERESA is already back to work. Sheâs frying more fish and wiping down counters and organizing the cash box. Sheâs pointedly not looking at BUTCHER or LESTER anymore.
BUTCHER watches her work, his eyes focusing on her hands. He would always watch her hands when they were younger. She had fast hands, was always moving them.
FLASH - INT. TATTOO SHOP - LONDON - YEARS AGO
The sound of tattoo guns and blaring punk rock music is overwhelming. A close up on a young womanâs hands, short nails with chipped black paint tapping on the top of a red and black counter. It is THERESA, much younger, hair a tangled mess, makeup smudged. Her look suggests she spent the evening at a very sweaty concert.
Beside her: BILLY BUTCHER, also much younger, though still holding that characteristic disdain in his shoulders and expression. He is also sweaty and disheveled.
TATTOO ARTIST (V.O)
Alright. Whoâs next?
THERESA and BUTCHER exchange a glance. Their faces break out in excited, equal smirks.
PRESENT DAY - EMBANKMENT - EAST LONDON
BUTCHER is loitering by the food stand. There is no other word for a man lingering in a place he has no business being. He looks up at the KEENEâS FISH FRY sign. It needs new paint.
BUTCHER
Still usinâ your dadâs sign.
THERESA
(Short, irritated. She hates small talk)
âis business, innit.
THERESA finally sighs, throws the rag she was using to clean down on the counter. She looks at BUTCHER. She has known this man a very, very long time. She knows heâs not there for a friendly visit. That has never been his way.
THERESA
What dâya want, Billy?
BUTCHER looks away from her, out at the river instead. He is quiet for a long while.
BUTCHER
Dunno yet.
All is Bright
Billy Butcher x You TW: affair dynamics, general Butcher filth 18+ MDNI *read at your own risk*
Tags: @butchersboobs @newshoes-samedirt (Let me know if youâd like to be tagged in future Butcher posts)
You donât know why you did it. Somewhere between âfuck it, just do itâ and âhow embarrassingâ, youâd purchased a Christmas lingerie set. Red bow across your tits, strappy thing that barely covered the folds between your legs. Mini matching bows for the pigtails youâd done your hair up in. A belated Christmas gift to yourâwell, he wasnât exactly yours, was he?âman.
âWhen mâI gonna get me present, luv?â Heâd asked while he smoked a cigarette on Beccaâs sisterâs snowy back deck, the rest of the family inside and warm and oblivious to what he was doing. A bastard theyâd disown if they knew.
âSantaâs running a bit late.â You said, sad that the holidays kept the two of you apart for so long, already formulating the plan that brought you to the Christmas lingerie rack a few days later.
Billy Butcher was not a man that anyone ever put themselves out there for like this. Heâd been loved by plenty of women, but those women were independent and so sure of who they were, which is why it never really worked out. Not even with Becca, still waiting on him to be a better man. A Christmas wish sheâd never see come true. YouâŚyou were sure of who you were, but that woman was the kind of woman who saw Butcher for what he was and didnât wish for him to soften it. That didnât make you betterâyou knew what you were, buying lingerie for a married man and waiting in the hotel for him. What it made you, for better or for worse, was the one who was chosen.
His giant hands curled around the base of each pigtail and gripped, hard enough to jerk your head back. He looked down at you, chin up like he was appraising something. He gave your ponies a small shake. âThese are gonna fuckinâ kill me, these are.â
He didnât let you take the outfit off. He made you keep it on while he laid beneath you, licking your slit slow and circular with the barely-there strings pulled to the side. You braced your hands against the hotel room wall and couldnât help the moans that met the wall.
When he finally looked up at you from where heâd been enjoying himself, he smirked against the inside of your trembling thigh, wiping the wetness from his chin off on your skin. âTurn over.â
Merry fuckinâ Christmas to you, luv.
HoHoHo yeah baby
All is Bright
Billy Butcher x You TW: affair dynamics, general Butcher filth 18+ MDNI *read at your own risk*
Tags: @butchersboobs @newshoes-samedirt (Let me know if youâd like to be tagged in future Butcher posts)
You donât know why you did it. Somewhere between âfuck it, just do itâ and âhow embarrassingâ, youâd purchased a Christmas lingerie set. Red bow across your tits, strappy thing that barely covered the folds between your legs. Mini matching bows for the pigtails youâd done your hair up in. A belated Christmas gift to yourâwell, he wasnât exactly yours, was he?âman.
âWhen mâI gonna get me present, luv?â Heâd asked while he smoked a cigarette on Beccaâs sisterâs snowy back deck, the rest of the family inside and warm and oblivious to what he was doing. A bastard theyâd disown if they knew.
âSantaâs running a bit late.â You said, sad that the holidays kept the two of you apart for so long, already formulating the plan that brought you to the Christmas lingerie rack a few days later.
Billy Butcher was not a man that anyone ever put themselves out there for like this. Heâd been loved by plenty of women, but those women were independent and so sure of who they were, which is why it never really worked out. Not even with Becca, still waiting on him to be a better man. A Christmas wish sheâd never see come true. YouâŚyou were sure of who you were, but that woman was the kind of woman who saw Butcher for what he was and didnât wish for him to soften it. That didnât make you betterâyou knew what you were, buying lingerie for a married man and waiting in the hotel for him. What it made you, for better or for worse, was the one who was chosen.
His giant hands curled around the base of each pigtail and gripped, hard enough to jerk your head back. He looked down at you, chin up like he was appraising something. He gave your ponies a small shake. âThese are gonna fuckinâ kill me, these are.â
He didnât let you take the outfit off. He made you keep it on while he laid beneath you, licking your slit slow and circular with the barely-there strings pulled to the side. You braced your hands against the hotel room wall and couldnât help the moans that met the wall.
When he finally looked up at you from where heâd been enjoying himself, he smirked against the inside of your trembling thigh, wiping the wetness from his chin off on your skin. âTurn over.â
Merry fuckinâ Christmas to you, luv.
HoHoHo yeah baby
Minor Misdemeanors [Officer Strode x FC] - Part 4 - Breach Of Peace
Summary: Inspired by this post, I just had to put together a series where our female protag keeps running into Officer Hank Strode. Warnings (This Part): Public Confrontation, Language Tags:@butchersboobs, @rainbowgirlrot, @enchantedflameandflower, @jynx15, @sillyfal34567 [please comment or drop me a message if you'd like to be tagged in later works] Also on AO3
She hurried through the street, a meeting ran over half of her lunch hour and she had a client calling her at 1pm sharp, so sheâd had to rush out and find a quick lunch and a quick coffee before rushing back to the office to continue working.
She wouldnât even be able to get a smoke in.
Beautiful writings
Slow #01| Undercover!Butcher x You | 18+
Summary: Billy Butcher is operating undercover as a pimp. He brings you into his stable, same as the others. What heâs not expecting, is the hell that follows loving a girl like you.
A/N: Not proofread. Dark themes ahead. 18+ MDNI. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
Tags: @butchersboobs @newshoes-samedirt
SMOOOOVE
Minor Misdemeanors [Officer Strode x FC] - Part 3 - Loitering
Summary: Inspired by this post, I just had to put together a series where our female protag keeps running into Officer Hank Strode. Warnings (This Part): None. Tags:@butchersboobs, @rainbowgirlrot, @enchantedflameandflower, @jynx15 [please comment or drop me a message if you'd like to be tagged in later works]
She hurried down the sidewalk, checking her watch as she went, only to find the salon dark when she reached it. A piece of paper taped to the glass read:
GONE TO LUNCH
Fairytale of New York [Billy Butcher & OFC] - Chapter 3
Summary: Butcher gets dragged into a hidden Vought atrocity via a tiny, furious fairy. Warnings (This Part): Swearing. Cruelty to Fairies. Graphic descriptions of Violence. Tags:@butchersboobs, @rainbowgirlrot, @enchantedflameandflower, @jynx15 [please comment or drop me a message if you'd like to be tagged in later works] Also on AO3
When Ellara woke in the morning light. She didnât feel rested and she was alone. She heard a grumble from somewhere below and stood up to look over the edge of the shoebox.
She was alone except for the dog.
âĽď¸
I have clawed myself free from the pit of eternal despair to finaly pay tribute to my dearly departed #billybutcher, by sharing some of my favourite wholesome Butcher quotes with you...
The Power oâ Three #2 | Captain Francisco Connors x OFCs | 18+ MDNI READ AT YOUR OWN RISK
A gift for my loves. Our power knows no bounds. đ¤ thank you for the art and everything else @butchersboobs @newshoes-samedirt
A/N: Three witches fall in love with the infamous Captain Connors, and have to figure out what to do when they discover his lover left him for dead in Cayman Brach. Not proofread. 18+ MDNI READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
The Power oâ Three | Captain Francisco Connors x OFCs | 18+ MDNI READ AT YOUR OWN RISK
A gift for my loves. Our power knows no bounds. đ¤ thank you for the art and everything else @butchersboobs @newshoes-samedirt
A/N: Three witches fall in love with the infamous Captain Connors, and have to figure out what to do when they discover his lover left him for dead in Cayman Brach. Not proofread. 18+ MDNI READ AT YOUR OWN RISK
OH HOLY FUUUUCKIN'ELL
Fairytale of New York [Billy Butcher & OFC] - Chapter 2
Summary: Butcher gets dragged into a hidden Vought atrocity via a tiny, furious fairy. Warnings (This Part): Swearing. (Fairy) Blood Mention. Tags:@butchersboobs, @rainbowgirlrot, @enchantedflameandflower, @jynx15 [please comment or drop me a message if you'd like to be tagged in later works] Also on AO3
She climbed into his hand, her light brightening with something like hope. He lifted her to his chest and tipped her gently into his shirt pocket, letting her settle.
Fairytale of New York [Billy Butcher & OFC] - Chapter 1
Summary: Butcher gets dragged into a hidden Vought atrocity via a tiny, furious fairy. Warnings (This Part): Swearing. Tags: @butchersboobs, @rainbowgirlrot, @enchantedflameandflower, @jynx15 [please comment or drop me a message if you'd like to be tagged in later works] âTerror, fâfuckâs sake wotâre ya doinâ?â Â
The dog had been acting weird since they got home, it started with him chasing reflections from outside on the wall and now the daft bugger was sitting under the ceiling fan, whining, with bouts of stressed circling and some concerned wuffs and huffs.Â
Gorgeously written - can't wait for more đ
Waited a whole fucking year for this bad boy to come out.
And if I ever manage to recover from the existential crisis at having to choose which character to play with first, 1'Il do a ivestream review or summink.
I am not gonna live to see Johnny Cage at this rate...