headcanon that toki is so ripped he accidentally crushes anyone he hugs

Product Placement
The Stonewall Inn
š
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
occasionally subtle
Mike Driver

⣠Chile in a Photography ā£

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
todays bird
Interview Vampire Daily

if i look back, i am lost
macklin celebrini has autism
Sade Olutola

izzy's playlists!

No title available
hello vonnie
taylor price
Monterey Bay Aquarium

No title available
$LAYYYTER

seen from Canada
seen from United Kingdom

seen from United Kingdom

seen from Malaysia
seen from United Kingdom

seen from France
seen from Netherlands

seen from France

seen from United States

seen from Malaysia
seen from Trinidad & Tobago
seen from United States

seen from India

seen from United Kingdom

seen from Malaysia

seen from Philippines

seen from United States

seen from United Kingdom
seen from Türkiye

seen from Malaysia
@butchiedeloria101
headcanon that toki is so ripped he accidentally crushes anyone he hugs
Hi everyone. Here are some of my works with Dethklok and MLPš¦š«
Bro is sad.
sorry for party rocking
felt bad lately but drawing ladyklok healed my body and soul š¤š¤š¤
who want to turn they mtl on. now who want to hop on out the murdercycle
if i were to assign characters to them, murderface is momonga
Need him carnally
But, here I blur into you.
mama a girl behind you
Deleted scene of Ghostface's fatality :}
"Scary Movie 1" scene xD
Yo, Smokey! Kung Lao! Pick up the phone! WAZZUUUUUUUUUP
HEADKANONS | JOHNNY CAGE MK1 WITH S/O
A/N: Yes, he's my favorite, please make requests for me with this man, I need ideas, I need requests- I'm obsessed for him. Do you want to make a request? Read my blog rules in the pinned post.
TW: sfw, smut, fluff, sex, sexual positions, afab reader, pet names, vaginal sex, oral m!re. | f!re |, degradation, daddykink.
SFW:
Johnny Cage is the typical golden retriever boyfriend, he will want your attention because we know he is an attention slut, not only applies to his fans but also to you, you need to keep in mind that when Johnny wants your attention, He'll get it one way or another, whether it's sending you countless messages, asking you for affection, or even begging you to stay with him, if you're the type to get angry and punish him with silence, he'll be very upset. bad, even becoming physically ill.
He loves being emotionally pampered, a lot of cuddling with him with his head in your lap, while the two of you watch a movie together in the living room of his mansion, while you massage his scalp and the light brown locks of his silky hair, he would be happy. smiling like a fool in love - which he is - even if you pointed it out, he would deny it with some typical joke of his, if you threaten to leave his side or stop making out with him he will pout and complain, a lot.
He also likes tight arms just enjoying the silence between the two of you, chaste kisses on his forehead or cheek are welcome, especially if you wear lipstick or gloss, he will smile sideways and run his fingers through the warm residue on your lips on his skin.
Johnny likes to show you on all his social networks, always taking selfies with you and posting them, stories talking to his fans but always with you by his side, he loves sharing some couple story about the two of you so that everyone can laugh at such a situation that you passed by, like the time he got the location of the award show he was going to wrong and you had to walk a long way to get to the right place, with Johnny carrying you on his back obviously, he wasn't going to make his beautiful S/O walk. If you're the shy type, he'll push you a little, not because he's mean, but because he wants to show you to the world, show the person who makes Johnny Cage happy, but if you still don't want to, he'll respect your decision, Even if it upsets him a little at first, he will still take photos of you and the two of you together, with various filters, from the cute ones to the most cursed ones he finds.
The two of you have a YouTube and Twitch channel together, he already had a channel so now you are a regular guest, after all you date him. Johnny loves just chatting in chat, or reacting to some edits and fanarts that his fans make of him live, he always thanks everyone and is satisfied, from the most amateur to the most professional, everyone is valid and valuable from Cage's perspective , and he also loves the edits with the photo and video of you as a couple, with you and him thanking you for your affection, he leaves the @'s of the editors and designers, encouraging their growth. In the lives it also happens that Johnny plays some games with you, his favorite is the horror genre, he loves seeing your reactions because you feel tense around him and the chat, he sits on a black gaming chair in the center of the camera and you or in the background or on his side - it's your choice - he also gets scared very easily so you can take advantage and poke his shoulder or arm during a tense moment in the gameplay, he'll jump and scream from his chair like a scared kitten while letting out a series of swear words - he may or may not have let his glasses fall to the floor and break one of those times.
Johnny lets you wear his clothes, he's very stylish, if there's something you like, you can wear it, he has enough money to buy a new and identical piece, but obviously there are clothes that he's more zealous and jealous of, he He'll even let you use it if you tell him you'll be careful, if you tear it or get it dirty, he won't do anything other than sigh and get irritated for a few hours, then go buy a piece like the old one and pretend nothing happened.
He also loves that you make him breakfast, he loves his food, his seasoning, the smell of warm food makes Johnny wake up in bed with a satisfied smile, seeing you in his kitchen, preparing everything for him, that's it. it also made his ego rise, but in a good way after all he has you in his life and no Hollywood award compares to having you as his partner, he comes up behind you and while hugging you, giving you a kiss on the head and smelling you, even though he's drowsy, he wants to be there with you, watching you make his breakfast with such care - Cage also whispers in a hoarse and low voice how much he loves you, thanking you for being so helpful to him and that will reward you later however you want -
The two of you play 'just dance' together, Johnny knows practically all the choreographies and makes you dance with him, whether you're good or bad at dancing, what matters to him is that you just have fun with him, and he's great at dancing, knowing move the hips extremely well and being very elastic.
Johnny loves sending you memes, posts, songs, everything he sees and remembers about you he will send you immediately, Johnny is the type who has a gallery full of memes that he never sent because he forgot, he is the type who sends more than +99 reels in less than 10 minutes, so if you two have been chatting don't be surprised if you get distracted and have more than 60 videos in your dm, each with a caption and context from Cage:
"I remembered you."
"LMAO you that day (Y/N)"
"That song is the one you like, isn't it?"
"lol that's so me"
"That food looks delicious, can we make it later?"
"pookie wookie"
"This film appears a lot in my fy, let's see it this weekend"
"Am I bbg in this edit?"
He also uses a lot of emoji and stickers to communicate, with chibi versions of himself often in his chat to show his emotions, he uses emojis to Seriously, then get used to using them.
He also uses a lot of emoji and stickers to communicate, with chibi versions of himself often in his chat to show his emotions, he uses emojis to Seriously, then get used to using them.
The two of you have a typical mean girls night together, with skincare, hair moisturizing, movies together and gossiping together, Johnny doesn't mind if you want to try makeup on him, or paint his nails - as long as it's black and he's not in No acting roles at the moment - he accepts it willingly, and he even likes it when you do eyeliner on him - he looks even more handsome, believe me. -
Loves to pamper you materially! Johnny is the type that if he sees that you are looking too much at a certain product in a store, he will pull you and enter the place, calling the salesperson immediately and buying everything you want, and I guarantee you, he knows exactly when you want something. or when you're lying that you don't want to because you're embarrassed, if you lie and try to say that you didn't want to, Johnny will get serious and immediately take the most expensive products in the store for you, as a form of "punishment" for lying to him. He will be able to take you to the concert of your favorite band or singer when he is off work as a Hollywood star or he will hire the singer/band you want to do a private show at his mansion, nothing is too expensive or impossible for Johnny Cage.
He loves romantic nights with you. Johnny will put on a fancy suit, hire a good buffet for a candlelit dinner with you, something he does practically every weekend, it has become a couple's tradition in your relationship. A good dinner and expensive wine, to end the night with the lights of the Cage mansion partially turned off, with you and Johnny in the large marble area, the only light was from the moon that entered through the large video window, with the song: "You rock my world - Michael Jackson" playing in the background, on the speakers of the luxurious room, with the two of you pressed against each other, just singing while dancing intertwined in a heat of passion and love. - Johnny loves this song because he says it sums up what you did in his life, you rocked his world in a way that he can only thank you internally for being the love of his life, and being the person he can count on always, even though he is sometimes too arrogant and proud to admit it, he always says: "-This song sums up what I feel and have always felt about you honey." -It's his way of saying he loves you, when he can't say it directly.
He hates to show it, but he is extremely insecure, after the separation from his ex-wife - Cris - he always asks you if you still love him or if you will leave him one day, this insecurity causes some jealous attacks when you go out, doesn't it? nothing serious, just Johnny sulking and asking you why you're so different with him - which you weren't - just make this man sure of your relationship, holding his arm or hand when you go out helps a lot, with him smiling stupidly in the corner because you're proud to be dating him, after all who wouldn't be? he is Johnny Cage after all.
He's extremely intelligent, so he'll love rambling about everything about you, movies, art, history, everything. He will talk about several topics at the same time, while his head is in your lap.
NSFW:
Recorded sex: He carries that stupid phone of his 24 hours a day, that is, this also applies to sex, he will fuck you practically making a movie every time, recording in HD all your reactions and how you fit your body to his so well , moans, juices of lust, your face salivating with pleasure, the nicknames, the dirtiest things, all recorded and saved in a folder with a password on his cell phone. He uses the videos to masturbate when he is traveling to direct a film as a director, he becomes needy and needs you by his side, having to settle for the homemade porn videos that the two of you make together, your pussy jumping on his dick in the video, his body, his reactions, as he whimpered, fucking his own dick in his hand, writhing on the hotel bed he was in.
Sex on the phone: Well, when the porn videos you made, he will call you, begging you to masturbate on call with him, either just vocally, or on video call, or exchanging nudes while the two of you did it.
"-Come for me. Show me how much you want my cock, how much you need me to fill you like the submissive whore you are."
Daddykink: Self Explanatory, he loves being called daddy by you, he himself has a habit of calling himself daddy in random situations, with an arrogant air. "-Leave it to Daddy, Baby." "-Oh yes, Daddy Johnny is here to sort it out." And this applies to sex, he will fuck you while you call him Daddy or Daddy Johnny - he loves that shit, it boosts his ego like hell. -
Degradation and praise: He loves to praise you and degrade you at the same time, he also loves to be praised during sex, especially when you do the "missionary" position, while he looked at your face, fucking your pussy with greed and hunger.
"-Do you want to cum, my naughty little slut?"
"-You really want my seed to fill your pussy, don't you? You're such a dirty slut, wanting to be bred by me. You want to mark you as mine, don't you?"
"-You're nothing but a filthy whore, begging for my cock."
"-You're such a good boy/girl, taking my dick in that tight, pretty pussy, like the good slut you are."
His favorite sexual positions with you: 69, Doggy Style, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Missionary, Scoop Me Up, The Seashell, The Pinball Wizard, Valedictorian, Table Top, The Lazy Man, The Snake, Stand and Deliver.
He also loves giving oral, he would really stay under your legs all day fucking you with his tongue if he could, in every corner of his mansion that he could, his tongue fucks you in the right spots, passing from your clitoris to the your entrance tight, his thick and firm hands keep you in place, holding the soft flesh of your hips, massaging the area in small circles with his thumb while looking into your eyes, while his mouth was too busy working for you. make you cum - maybe... Just maybe he rubs his nose on your clitoris to tease you, he has a big nose... Just maybe. -
Johnny likes blowjobs when he's angry, he likes to come home, have a good whiskey while sitting on the couch, and you between his legs, sucking him greedily, it was a relaxing sight, making Johnny remember the good things about life, you.
"-Yes fuck baby... Keep going... I really need to cum, you're my good boy/girl, sucking my dick so good."
Please squirt on this man! He loves to fuck you and make you squirt, whether with his dick, tongue, fingers or even vibrators - which you have to stimulate your pussy and his dick in some foreplay - Johnny just wants you to cum and get him all wet with your Sweet essence, the first time you squirted on him you were embarrassed, but he wasn't, he seemed to have discovered a new world, smiling like a fool.
"-Mmmm Johnny... I... Please take it off, I-" -You tried to speak between moans, while your pussy squeezed Johnny's cock more than ever, he felt something different, smiling sideways.
"-Fuck I bet that's a fucking squirt, come on, I want to see you squirt on my dick baby, this is going to be so fucking hot, just cum in that tight pussy." -Johnny says, thrusting his dick even more into your pussy, with all the strength and speed he could have in his hips at that moment, fucking you to the core, he gives a strong thrust, hitting his dick on your cervix, making you moan and squirt on his dick, abdomen and groin, dirtying him all over, while he smiled extremely happily.
"-I won't stop fucking you until you do it again baby." -He says smug with a cheesy wink, but he was serious, you were going to do that until he saw you squirt and cum like that again.
©YANDERESTARANGEL 2023
Kuai Liang and the matters of teaching
It is no secret Iām disappointed by NRSā choices in regard to the brotherhood of Scorpion and Sub-Zero and in general, I do not like the changing of Kuai Liang from cryomancer to pyromancer. But if there is one thing about current Kuai Liang that is not related to his family issues that makes me so angry about it, is making Scorpion a bad teacher and man not interested in learning from others.
The biggest example comes from Smokeās ending:
Kuai Liang and I were working hard to build our new clan. But even with the help of his close friend, Harumi, it was difficult. The biggest problem was finding the initiates. Then, one night, while walking outside Harumi's compound, I was attacked. I thought at first it was a Lin Kuei assassin. But his strikes were uncertain, too angry. My attacker, it turns out, was a boy. Homeless and hungry, his assault was born of desperation. He needed money so that he could eat. It was looking at myself, fifteen years ago. I would've ended up just like him, if the Lin Kuei hadn't taken me in. So I took the boy to Kuai Liang, who also appreciated his fire. We made him our first initiate. The boy's name? Hanzo Hasashi."
and mind you, if Kuai Liang was disappointed by an adult manās skill then fine. But as far as we could see, the potential adept in question is some teenager(?) doing his best - he does not slack in his training and is focused on the task as he should (we can see blood on the boy's fingers, suggesting he is punching the hard wood for a while already).
Yet Kuai Liang (and Harumi)ās reaction indicate the kid is some sort of failure. Even though Kuai Liang himself said to Kung Lao and Raiden it takes years to learn Lin Kuei ways. He is not looking out for adepts to train at their own speed, but those that either quickly progress or already have the skills he needed, as could be seen with young Hanzo:
And donāt even let me start about the implication here of how Kuai Liang is interested in the boy solely for his āfireā and skills, not one ounce of worry about the boy himself. One could argue, well, Kuai Liang needs new warriors ASAP, because of Lin Kuei being a threat and all. But then he should not look to enlist children but a grown up, experienced warriors, maybe even from Harumiās clan or Shaolin Monks or whoever was interested to serve Liu Kang and Earthrealmās safety. All I got from the way Smokeās ending pictured it, is that Kuai Liang
A) has no patience for mediocre and/or hard working students that need a bit more time and guidance to reach their potential and
B) doesn't think ahead, as for Shirai Ryu to function properly, he will need a new generation of warriors to step in and take the place of those serving now.
Which makes it weird that Hanzo was made the first initiate even though there were other willing volunteers. Because again, Kuai Liang himself said it takes years to master Lin Kuei ways and yet he gave the chance only to the one desperate, orphaned boy that has the āfireā he liked while others were what? Crossed out at the start for not meeting his high demand on spot?Ā
Which, as you can guess, pisses me off. Thankfully, the intro dialogues put Scorpion and Smoke in a better light when it comes to building their new clanās strength.
Sindel: How many have joined the Shirai Ryu? Scorpion: We are hundreds strong and growing.
But the implication from Smokeās ending also makes me wonder if in the past Kuai Liang looked down at Tomas that lacked his brothersā supernatural abilities and who started his training much later than them? We know Bi-Han put in question Tomasā skills in the pastĀ
story mode:āFather may have taken you in, made you one of us... but your blood will never be Lin Kueiā
and as Noob Saibot he is even more harsher
Noob Saibot: That you are my brotherās second-in-command -- Smoke: Shows he understands me more than you ever did.
but those doubts were not baseless, as Tomas almost died on Lin Kueiās first real mission presented on screen, when instead of relying on his smoke magic that allowed him to fly, he tried to stop the fallingĀ instinctively with his bare hands, before he thought of using a knife. And despite assuming Smoke was not the perfect Lin Kuei warrior, Bi-Han still picked him for the mission. In contrast, Khaos Reigns made Kuai Liang (alongside Liu Kang, Cyrax or Sektor) totally omit Tomas when widely understood Lin Kuei characters were chosen for another dangerous job. Which adds salt to the injury.
I will be the first to note that Kuai Liang and Bi-Han share the same arrogance due to Lin Kuei upbringing, but Scorpion is framed by narrative as the hero other characters look up (seen especially in Mortal Kombat 1ās main story during Liu Kangās absence and intro dialogues). And yet he feels at times dismissive about other characters or different teaching than his father (Lin Kuei) or his own Shirai Ryu.
Scorpion: Was it worth it, training with the Shaolin? Smoke: Let me show you what I learned.
Just to keep in mind: A) Shaolin Monks helped to prepare Liu Kangās Champion for Tournament and Raiden beat down all Outworldās mighty champions, and B) according to intro dialogue with Kung Lao, Kuai himself was taught by Master KaiĀ Ā
Kung Lao: Master Kai said he taught you as well. Scorpion: You would be smart to heed his instruction.
so he should know well that yes, training with Shaolin Masters is not a waste of time. But instead of being directly curious what exactly his brother learned, Scorpionās line sounds rather skeptical if not openly dismissive.
Some intros indicate he would teach and/or test Champions like Raiden or Syzoth, especially if Liu Kang decided so. Some like Tanya or Raiden will even be praised for their skills. Overall Kuai Liang may agree to test himself or his clan members in fight against othersĀ
Tanya: I propose a tournament: Shirai Ryu versus Umgadi. Scorpion: It would be an excellent test of skill.
or
Scorpion: I would like my initiates to train against you. Ermac: We do not wish to serve that purpose.
but is not really seeking any āteacherā to improve his skill as he is self-assured about own fighting abilities
Li Mei: Liu Kang has nothing but praise for you. Scorpion: Let me demonstrate why that's so.
nor is willing to share his clan (or Lin Kuei)ās secrets with outsiders, including the training
Johnny Cage: Now what's the harm in me riding along? Scorpion: The Shirai Ryu's secrets must remain so, Cage.
or
Kenshi: Why won't you help train the Taira? Scorpion: The Shirai Ryu's methods aren't to be shared.
This attitude fits the Scorpion (Hanzo Hasashi) from alternative timeline but not cryomancer Kuai Liang:
Jacqui: Any chance of a Shirai Ryu training mission? Scorpion: Training outsiders is Sub-Zero's passion. Jacqui: Huh. Takeda thought you'd be interested.
or
Sub-Zero: Back for another training mission? Cassie Cage: Gonna kick your ass in a snowball fight. Sub-Zero: I doubt that.
or
Jacqui: Testing me again, Sub-Zero? Sub-Zero: Prepare yourself, Jacqueline Briggs. Jacqui: Please, I was born ready.
or
Jacqui: I've got new gear to test. Sub-Zero: Want to know if it's cold-proof? Jacqui: Let's find out.
or
Cassie Cage: Another lesson, Sub-Zero? Sub-Zero: A lesson in failure. Cassie Cage: You a subject matter expert?
And letās not forget the whole training mission pulled by Johnny and Kuai Liang to test New Generation in real combat in Mortal Kombat X. In contrast, Hanzo and his Shirai Ryu ninjas attacked Earthrealm Champions so Scorpion could take revenge against captured Quan Chi.
Similarly, MK11 intro dialogues imply Sub-Zero Kuai Liang was open to learning from other characters as one was never too old to learn:
Sub-Zero: One more time, Hanzo? Scorpion: You never learn. Sub-Zero: A man's never too old to learn.
or
Erron Black: Come for shooting lessons? Sub-Zero: Are you offering, Erron Black? Erron Black: Only to the quick and the brave.
In both timelines, Kuai Liang became a mentor - to Frost, as Sub-Zero and to Hanzo, as Scorpion. How much he failed Frost and how much it was the student's fault is up to debate, but being mentor to less experienced, often younger heroes is part of his character since introduction of Frost, in ~2002. And the biggest difference so far, for me at least is that cryomancer Kuai Liang seems like a guy that truly likes teaching others, whatever they are from his clan or outsiders and is usually seen as a good mentor (beside Frost herself), while Scorpion Kuai Liang will facepalm if said student wonāt immediately turn out to be some pro fighter. Which irks me to no end, especially since this version of Scorpion is Kuai Liang seen through Tomasā eyes (story) and Tomas was adopted into Lin Kuei 15 years ago, which is a lot time to get to know his adoptive brother well.
grown men who'd cry over Club Penguin getting shutdown
Kombatember Day 1: Family
Happy Halloween!
Tomas & Kuai Liang
werewolf & tiger