when I first became a ninja sex party fan: I'm gonna joke about how hot Danny Sexbang is. the joke here is that his character is actually a loser who would never get the girl in real life. meta humor is fun.
soon afterwards: you know, Danny Avidan is actually kinda cute in a dorky way. I wouldn't do him but he's got a reasonably nice face.
after discovering ship grumps: that was a pretty hot fic. maybe Dan is kinda sexy after all.
now: I DONT WANT ANYBODY ELSE WHEN I THINK ABOUT DAN I TOUCH MYSELF














