Sup My Dudes

Jordan | girls are hot and it confuses me | little | weed is gr8 | taken | 12/24/17

[butcows]

when I first became a ninja sex party fan: I'm gonna joke about how hot Danny Sexbang is. the joke here is that his character is actually a loser who would never get the girl in real life. meta humor is fun.

soon afterwards: you know, Danny Avidan is actually kinda cute in a dorky way. I wouldn't do him but he's got a reasonably nice face.

after discovering ship grumps: that was a pretty hot fic. maybe Dan is kinda sexy after all.

now: I DONT WANT ANYBODY ELSE WHEN I THINK ABOUT DAN I TOUCH MYSELF

[sixpenceee]

A compilation of the coolest sea slugs! From top to bottom we have.

Phyllodesmium Poindimiei

Dirona Albolineata

Cadlinella Ornatissima

Janolus Fuscus

Cyerce Nigricans

Flabellina Iodinea

[just-shower-thoughts]

A bagel is just a fuckable sandwich

[cowboystim]

silk moth

[animalwoonz]

Instagram: @animalwoonz

[twilightrenaissance]

edward texting bella about the snail he saw moodboard

[sixpenceee]

“A bird flew in my window, sh*t on my laptop, and decided to die right in front of me. How’s your day going?”

Post by u/JaMollyAdams

[just-shower-thoughts]

Tim Burton is emo Dr. Seuss

[pashamoonboots]

[friendsrequest]

[asluttybasilofbakerstreet]

“I don’t know where I’m going but I’m gay”

[sandyliliana-deactivated2016081]

[catsuggest]

presently yodelinge lugubriously in the kitchen

[catsuggest]

but im hunger

[manarcho-liberalism]

okay cat i put food in your bowl please stop yodeling

[catsuggest]

[nokiabae]

got my full back tattoo done at Claire’s

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

had my birthday party in the sensory deprivation tank at Claire’s

[alusteratrocious]

Got circumcised at Claire’s

[hallucin8]

Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice

[lo-kaia]

Thanks I hate it

[fifty-shadesofgay]

partner: *cums*

me: great! will you be needing anything else today?

[ruffboi-mags]

Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice

[taviacw]

You’re a nasty little bitch aren’t you? Trying to return these shoes after 30 days.

[morbidology]

This is a Venezuelan Poodle Moth and is a relatively new species of moth discovered by Dr. Arthur Anker in the Gran Sabana region of Venezuela.

[hustlerose]

welcome to mcdawnalds do you wanna phucking beesechurger

[big-red-gum]

p-please, i just want to s-see my wife again

[hustlerose]

chinken nunget

[zarglepoetry]