Fuck Me Right In The Spinnaker

Well hey there. I'm Colleen and it's my birthday. I'm 19, white, pansexual, agender-ish(?????), Taurus, ENFP, diagnosed ADHD, and a fairy princess/queen of Hell. My pronouns are she/her or they/them. My art/fashion/music blog is barksennui and my art blog is idratherbedoodling. I don't use them much but follow them anyway because it would make me feel good about myself. Ask me off anon for my snapchat if you want a constant stream of dog photos sent to your phone. Always remember to tip your waitress and spay and neuter your pets.

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Peachy keen!

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This is my new favorite picture of Whompuss

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Gonna attempt the #100daysofmakeup challenge thing. For day 1 I wanted dewy skin to be the main focus, so I kept my eyes and lips simple. And by simple I mean I'm wearing blush and highlighter as eyeshadow

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Feeling kinda 90s today

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Visit Original Link

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Whompuss is a gift from heaven. (I swear she's not holding me at knifepoint and forcing me to type that)

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Pleased with this purchase

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Maybe if I keep making myself look like an alien they'll eventually take the hint and abduct me like they should've a long time ago

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Contractions function almost identically to the full two-word phrase, but are only appropriate in some places in a sentence. It’s one of the weird quirks of this language we’ve.

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This post needs some kind of warning sign.

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I did not see that coming.

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Some people say the English language is confusing. To which I say… It’s.

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That’s the kind of linguist I’m. 

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G, M, T, V!

G - The last person I said ‘I love you’ to.That would be @sparks-the-skankosaurus-rex ❤️M - If I forgive betrayal.Is betrayal a thing that happens among teenagers? To be honest that word sounds almost Shakespearean to me. Still, I guess if I found out someone I trusted was spreading rumors about me, or if someone I thought I was friends with tried to manipulate me, I would definitely no longer trust them and keep my distance from then on. So I suppose the short answer is no, I really don't forgive betrayal.T - 5 things I love unconditionally.Sparks, art, animals, lush products, and memesV - 3 big dreams.Recover from my depression and anxiety, have a nice house on a big plot of land full of people I love and lots of animals, and make something that I'll be remembered fondly for.

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BRUTAL HONESTY HOUR

A - If I’m in love.

B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.

C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed.

D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.

E - How many holes I have in my ears.

F - Give me any options, like ‘hot or cold?’

G - The last person I said ‘I love you’ to.

H - The last person I hugged.

I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.

J - Are you insecure. What about?

K - What my full name is.

L - If I have siblings.

M - If I forgive betrayal.

N - If you want to know how I treat my friends.

O - If I like my school.

P - What kind of music I like.

Q - What the last party I went to was, and when the next will be.

R - For me to tell 10 of my curiosities.

S - 2 habits.

T - 5 things I love unconditionally.

U - How many texts I send daily.

V - 3 big dreams.

W - An idol.

X - If I’ve done something I regret very much.

Y - If I like my town and why.

Z - Ask any question you want.

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iconic

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Pro black does not mean anti white.

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“I don’t hate you, I just love myself” is one of the most powerful phrases I have ever heard

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Pro Black does not mean anti white…So stop being offended by black pride. Quit being so insecure.

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HELLO ALL!!! FALL IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER AND YOU’LL GET TO WEAR JEANS AND LONG SLEEVE SHIRTS AND SWEATERS!!! YOU WONT GET ALL HOT JUST WALKING OUTSIDE FOR 3 minUTES!! THE LEAVES WILL BE CHANGING AND COFFEE WILL BE APPROPRIATE AT 10AM AND 10PM!! THERE WILL BE BETTER DAYS AHEAD. I’m exited for us!

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yall have no idea how much i want my job title to be “federally paid lesbian farmer”

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i want nothing more than for federally paid lesbian farmers to invade my town

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@thefingerfuckingfemalefury stardew valley in a nutshell

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Oh my gosh it actually is though :D

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Someone tell me where I have to go to meet these ‘federally paid lesbian farmers’

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Farmesses Only? I will join you there.

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