PENNYWORTH.

𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐁𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐒 [ ... ] 𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐋𝐄𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐌 𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐘𝐎𝐔.

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 --- # 𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐂𝐓.  a  private  and  low-activity  alfred  thaddeus  crane  pennyworth.  mixed  canon,  gotham  centric  with  influences  from  gotham :  dawn  of  darkness,  the  batman  ( 2022 )  and  batman  allies:  alfred  pennyworth.  defended  by  motley  [ twenty-two  +  they/them ].  eighteen  and  over  audience  due  to  mature  themes  present. 

𝑫𝑶𝑪.  𝑩𝑳𝑶𝑮𝑹𝑶𝑳𝑳.  𝑷𝑳𝑨𝒀𝑳𝑰𝑺𝑻.

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MOVING ALFRED BACK TO MY MULTI. you are all welcome to follow! @hauntboxed <3 

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heyo friends i am in fact still alive!!! i do however have covid 🧍but i was thinking intently about alfred pennyworth today

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where in the world is motley ?

@butlaer - gotham based alfred pennyworth. extremely low activity.

@hauntboxed - mixed canon multimuse. low activity.

@mthrgoose - top gun’s nick bradshaw. moderate activity. primary blog.

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once again on my alfred bullshit (painstakingly sewing patches onto my battle vest)

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i’ve returned from my parents place and am back in my apartment but i’m job hunting so i’m kind of awol again! i am, as always, available on dis.cord [ mother goose#6660 ]

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soft on main moment bc icb there are . so many of u who enjoy my nonsensical rambling and me pulling canon out of my ass for this grumpy bastard <3

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controversial concept: give alfred a forehead kiss or a hug

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「   RP MEME :   RANDOM DIALOGUE . 」  * change pronouns as needed. from this generator.

‘ for some reason, i’m attracted to you. ’

‘ no. i’m tired of doing what you say. ’

‘ tell me what you saw, for her sake. ’

‘ am i supposed to be scared? ’

‘ please don’t argue. ’

‘ you have to leave right now. ’

‘ you’re not safe here. ’

‘ you think i’m being paranoid. ’

‘ if you leave now, you get nothing. ’

‘ thank you for agreeing to help. ’

‘ i just want a nice, easy life. ’

‘ what’s wrong with that? ’

‘ come alone. ’

‘ quick, hide! ’

‘ don’t be scared. ’

‘ come with me. ’

‘ there’s something i need to get off my chest. ’

‘ i miss moments like this more than anything. ’

‘ where do you hide in a small town like this? ’

‘ give me one good reason. ’

‘ i want to be there when you get what’s coming to you. ’

‘ do you ever think we should stop meeting like this?’ 

‘ how long have you been standing there? ’

‘ i’m not surprised you murdered him. ’

‘ sorry, i’m just a little nervous. ’

‘ he was unconscious when i found him. ’

‘ promise me you’ll look after him. ’

‘ are we going to try again? ’

‘ i’ve been checking you out. ’

‘ what happened? ’

‘ give me the details. ’

‘ why didn’t he talk to me himself? ’

‘ the way you flirt is shameful. ’

‘ so you’ve been living in denial all these years? ’

‘ if you do this, you’ll be dead to me. ’

‘ could you be happy here with me? ’

‘ i’m sorry if it upsets you. ’

‘ i’m going to marry her. ’

‘ you did a bad thing for a good reason. ’

‘ were you spying on me? ’

‘ this is where i live. ’

‘ i’ve been waiting a long time for you. ’

‘ she doesn’t understand you like i do. ’

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plugging my multi bc i’ve rebooted it again @hauntboxed

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i just think alfred deserves a hug and an evening spent wrapped in a soft blanket ,,, he’d hate to let it happen but he deserves it

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do you care him

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@desafia said : ❝  i’ll stay.  ❞   ACCEPTING.

---  the  older  he  gets,  the  less  inclined  he  is  to  speak  of  his  difficult  days.  they  come,  and  he  knows  once  the  sun  rises  again  the  next  morning,  they  will  be  gone  again,  faded  back  into  the  recesses  of  his  memory  that  are  better  left  untouched.  memories  of  war,  violence,  and  unspeakable  loss.  of  life  before  bruce  wayne.  he  can  live  this  way,  if  only  he  does  not  dare  to  speak  of  them.  today,  however,  alfred  has  no  such  luck  in  hiding  the  pain  that  bubbles  to  the  surface  unwarranted  and  ricochets  its  way  through  his  body  -  instead,  he  is  met  with  the  clever  gaze  and  kind  heart  of  magnolia,  and  he  knows  there  is  nothing  he  can  hide  from  her.  “  no  need  for  that,  miss,  ”  he  motions  as  he  gives  a  thin,  sad  smile,  one  that  hardly  reaches  his  eyes,  “  i’ll  be  right  as  rain  come  morning.  ”

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crimeloyalty​:

“ hi,  @butlaer​. ”  she’s soaking wet,  standing in the shadows to the side of the door;  it makes it harder to tell rainwater from blood.  “ can i come in?  is b here?  i just ⸻ ”  have literally nowhere else in the entire world to go?  come on,  harley,  you can’t sound that pathetic.  “ i’m just … gonna leave. sorry t’bother you.  and for bleeding on your doormat. vinegar helps,  i think. bleach. ”

---  it  would  hardly  be  truthful  to  to  say  that  he  is  surprised  by  the  sudden  visitor  -  this  is  not  the  first  time  someone  has  shown  up  on  the  manor’s  doorstep  in  a  state  of  bloodied  disarray,  and  alfred  knows  it  will  not  be  the  last.  “  no,  he  isn’t.  not  for  a  few  more  hours,  i’d  expect.  ”  a  glance  to  his  watch  and  a  thin  frown  punctuate  his  words,  blue  eyes  flickering  back  to  harley,  “  absolutely  not.  ”  he  says  firmly.  he’d  be  remiss  to  send  her  out  in  the  rain  in  such  a  condition.  his  tone  shifts,  a  tad  gentler  then,  “  come  inside,  we’ll  get  you  cleaned  up.  ”

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i had an entire reply typed out that i just accidentally deleted. end me.

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pls send hugs for Alfred to make my brain less sad

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today is a grief heavy day for me, probably won’t be saying or doing much