honey i burnt the chicken | butterly
dreadpirate-westleyâ:
âŠunless you can manage to salvage this somehow.Â
It was like a challenge. Perhaps she knew him too well. Or, if that had not been her intention, she didnât know him at all. Â
He contemplated the alleged chicken, its carbon coating, and his overall knowledge of the situation. While he wasnât much on cooking, he was certain some combination of a heavy sauce and a lot of alcohol would make it palatable and ensure they didnât care if it was gastrointestinal suicide. However, he was smart enough not to say any of that.Â
Even fools have their moment, after all.Â
He kept his arm around her, his hand slipping so his fingers brushed her ass, and stared at the table for a moment longer.  âWhile I do think cheese can save almost anything, I find it more effort than it might be worth. I admire that you attempted to cook at all because, generally, I lack patience for it. If you want to eat at home, though, we can have something delivered and I solemnly promise not to kill the delivery man with a fork.â
A stuttered laugh forced its way out of her mouth and she looked up at him. âIs it so bad that even you canât be bothered it?â She turned to look woefully at chicken-- she struggled to call it that since she was sure that whatever sheâd just done to it had changed it on a molecular level-- and then returned her gaze back to him with a sigh. âI suppose it could have been worse. I could have tried to fry something.â
She leaned into him and nodded her approval of his suggested change of plans. âThat seems like a fair trade,â she decided with a grin, peeking up at him from her new, closer angle. âBut maybe you just donât kill him at all. School is stressful enough. I would hate to be left with the burden or what to do about your apartment or your belongings after you very likely go to jail for murder.â She leaned up on her tiptoes to press a kiss against his jaw and then stepped out of his arms to stand in front of him, holding onto his hands, swinging them delicately from side to side. Because he was home and even though sheâd imagined their night very differently, she was never going to grow tired of the feeling of him coming home to her. Not when theyâd very nearly been condemned to a life apart. âChinese? And a movie?â















