Fin333

Probably gonna be a lot of reposts or me just being horny on main so buckle in for the ride F1 is my hyper fixation rn 🙂

[kimiantonelliwdc]

i have bad vibes about this race i'm just clutching a bottle of gin and a plate of chicken strips

[butterflylion33]

I need gin now 😭

[33max]

I don’t have penis envy. I have prostate envy. I want the butt button.

[parkchanwoohoo]

BDSM gets a bad rep as like a violent (male) dom pushing the boundaries of a reluctant (female) sub but in my experience it's a lot of subs with wildly elaborate fantasies screaming shit like "PUT MY ASS IN THE CHILI" while a new dom is like "Okay I think, we are reaching yellow for me,"

[parkchanwoohoo]

Sub: Okay so before we begin how familiar are you with the ancien régime? It's not super important but it does help contextualize this. Essentially I'd like for you to be a ravenous, semi-cannibalistic Antoine Barnave-esque figure

Dom, holding a pen and notebook: Yeah okay

[hyenapup-aphros]

sub: can you drug me and perform fucked up surgeries on my unconscious body without telling what you did

dom:

[reigningmax]

Max with Kelly and P before the race

[butterflylion33]

now where’s Oscar 🙂

[butterflylion33]

Okay guys we pray for a lando Charles Lewis podium

[butterflylion33]

being a charles and oscar fan is not fun rn 😭😭

[butterflylion33]

okay why is my friends dad saying Daniel is gonna be in the new 2026 team 😳😳 someone confirm this if it’s true cause my god i need

[butterflylion33]

wtf is danica talking about rn, i was a fucking build up lap

[33max]

asking that people take like 0.1 seconds to engage brain before posting negatively about this pregnancy. they haven’t shared much but it has clearly not been an easy journey, especially when you also consider max saying “I don’t know if there is a god that decides this sort of thing” and kelly’s instagram stories earlier this year where we suspected they may have gone through a loss. just take 0.1 seconds to realise this isn’t about you and your agenda. it’s about a family celebrating something they’ve clearly wanted for a long time.

[formulahs]

I rlly like that george is talking about inspiring young drivers by standing up against big bully verstappen when the young drivers in question include:

- bubbles aka verstappie supreme who has front row seats to max’s biggest terrorism moments (sim racing)

- kimi “child labour” antonelli who’s been known to like max 🥶🥶🔥aura🔥🥶🥶 edits on ig

- liam lawson who would probably kill someone for the chance of driving next to max

- hadjar whose temper makes max’s hungary headloss look like child’s play

Grid is going to be full of verstappies next year, and that’s without counting lando “#1 max defender” norris and nico “towbuddy” hulkenberg and many others

max and his psychotic videogame club 😭

[glysraya]

Max: You know, it makes me sad, because I'm actually very nice, bit then people keep playing me like I'm fucking stupid and I have to be a fucking bitch again

[raapija]

he's snooping around again

[butterflylion33]

now I’ll say that was a great birthday gift, one of the best races of the season and fuck you gr63 that’s what you get

[butterflylion33]

can we have another 1481 podium please

[butterflylion33]

well I’m not surprised max is already p1, the fia lit a fire under him

[butterflylion33]

this is so turkey dinosaurs Maxy coded omg