Pasta for the Soul

hi i'm lexie and if you like humor and occasional teenage angst then you've come to the right place :)

[sixpenceeeblog]

Do you ever think about the after-effects of a broken heart. The damage you feel. The small things you do. Subtle, embarrassing things. Maybe its a song you listen to over and over again. Or all the times you broke down crying. The loneliness you feel. The anger that erupts from nowhere. The blame you need to attribute. The emptiness that haunts you. All the conversations you imagined, the scenarios you played out. Passing by their ghost every time you walk by the spot they were standing. Looking at the empty space next to your bed. The things you could’ve done differently. The biggest what if. All things they’ll never know.

(via sixpenceeeblog)

[sixpenceee]

Tortoise hatchlings eating a hibiscus flower. (Source)

[dashisgone-blog]

Rape is the only crime I can think of that’s 100% inexcusable.  There’s absolutely no reason for it ever.  In any circumstance.  You can murder in self defence, you can steal to help your starving family.  Even doing illegal drugs can really help calm people down.

But rape doesn’t help anyone except the rapist.  And it just baffles me to this day the way people will excuse rape with, “Well he/she was drunk” or “What was she wearing?” or “He’s a guy though, he probably enjoyed it.”

it’s the one crime that everyone should find inexcusable and yet it’s the one that people try to justify the most often.

[sixpenceee]

Millions of bees are dying off, with alarming consequences for our environment and our food supply. We rely on bees to pollinate everything from almonds to strawberries to the alfalfa used to feed dairy cows. What happens if the bees disappear? It’s simple: No bees, no food. Believe it or not, you have a bee to thank for every one in three bites of food you eat.

Scientists know that bees are dying from a variety of factors—pesticides, drought, habitat destruction, nutrition deficit, air pollution, global warming and more. Many of these causes are interrelated. The bottom line is that we know humans are largely responsible for the two most prominent causes: pesticides and habitat loss. (Source & Source)

You can order a shirt here

A portion of the profits will go to The Honeybee Conservancy

[subliminality]

I have never needed a shirt this bad! AND part of the profits are going to The Honeybee Conservancy! I’m sold!

[thenecrodroid]

Need to buy

[97beans]

IM BUYING—-

[planetary-uwu]

AS A FORMER BEEKEEPER I N E E D THIS

[sabrina-jessica]

@transcendent-destiny you need this lol

[estray-kay]

Everyone needs this!!

[parissummers]

I JUST BOUGHT ONE, SAVE THE F*CKING BEES

[sixpenceee]

Save the bees! 

[sixpenceee]

Here’s a link on things you can do to help the bees!

I’m very grateful to have such a large following so I can start to pursue more humanitarian efforts like this! 

Thank you so much to all you lovely souls who have bought a shirt! It honestly does make a difference!

[heihei420]

NEEEEEED

[drybrian-deactivated20191103]

I got this shirt and i love it so much!!

[sixpenceee]

2 DAYS LEFT TO ORDER!! WILL NOT BE BACK THIS MONTH!!!

[loveabush]

A must to do – order the shirt ( I got 6) save the bees, save the earth 🌏

[sixpenceee]

LESS THAN 3 HOURS LEFT TO ORDER!!!

LESS THAN 3 HOURS LEFT TO ORDER!!!

[saiasus]

[pettycentral]

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

This might be my favorite post hahaha

[pdothamman-deactivated20170513]

I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD YO BECAUSE DON’T THEY KNOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE THERE???

[shencomix]

We go forward.

[hold-a-lover-close-blog-deactiv]

This is too deep to comprehend.

[haleepls]

Stop it

[alltheselittlevoices]

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE FUNNY

[hello-nice-to-misha]

:(((((

[bitchycode]

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, just to be sure

[zackisontumblr]

my friend just texted me and told me she took it in the butt for the first time today aww i’m so proud

[50shadesofexistentialism]

*sheds tear* they grow up so fast

[zackisontumblr]

it’s a pain in the ass

[sa2ha]

you: exfoliated, moisturized, glowing, just done a sheet mask, drank ur water,

the boy ur thinking abt: doesnt moisturize, hasnt even touched a face mask in his entire life, dusty, drinks soda only

[butterlavigne]

*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child

*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone

*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing

*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me

*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

[ruinedcutie]

@myself: why the fuck do you want him so bad

[cyberho]

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

[assneck]

[getdownyoulittlepancake-deactiv]

[shabbyd0ll]

This fucking show

[dullboy04]

[anthonyamorim]

did u guys know that when i was 10, i did like 9 burger king commercials

[anthonyamorim]

this is my legacy