confessions of a unicorn princess

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[butthurtshawty]

im moving

this is too cluttered/i didnt understand it/too much ratchets. i will probably return one day but for those of you who are interested or concerned

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[microwavedhotdog]

#ratchettwins /wigs in the town lumberjacks in the ham

[microwavedhotdog]

#absolutelynecessary 1/2 diy coasters #kuwtk

[butthurtshawty]

THIS BITCH IN THE DESERT SHE THIRSTY SHE THINKS SHE SEE SOMEONE SHE WANNA BREAK OFF BUT THATS JUST A MIRAGE HO YA BOY CHOSE UP

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

do u ever hear something so dumb ur eyes physically roll out of ur head

[bestyoutubevideos]

Bill Nye’s first dance on Dancing With The Stars

[intrudaimpala-deactivated201406]

IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER

[typette-deactivated20150825]

I LOVE YOU BILL NYE I’LL NEVER FORGET HOW TO TELL IF IT’S A BEAKER OR A FLASK FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

god holy fucking shit it’s all science themed oh my god the song they chose

[reaill]

IM CRYING

[myathesleepyoctopus]

I SCREAMED WHEN I FOUND OUT HE USED AN OINGO BOINGO SONG

[lifeoftempest]

He used to swing dance with my mom. Hahaha. SCIENCE.

[butthurtshawty]

Bill nye is mean irl and once he yelled at me but I still voted for him

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[butthurtshawty]

I got six microwave churros in the freezer

Tell me how I'm spose to fall asleep. The problem about living alone is that when people are at your house you can't do whatever you want

[bloodgutscoconuts]

[butthurtshawty]

tell me why my boyfriend look like a pirate mixed with a carebear doe

[butthurtshawty]

daphne moon bad as hell

[butthurtshawty]

that awkward moment when someone is like

"thats so fucked why would you even say something like that" and your like "i dont even know what part of what i said offended you/i dont even remember what i said/im not even drunk"

[butthurtshawty]

i smoke newports and whenever people are like OMG WILL U TRADE ME

its like no asshole i smoke newports so unless you have something cool and European your tobacco has no effect on me but since my cig is so great and im not a peasent i will just give one too you as long as you dont burden me with your dumb cig i will later have to smoke in an act of desperation and be totally unaffected by. but isometimes i feel rude saying "no but you can have one" so usually i just walk the plank and trade for whatever booty cig they have and that is how you end up with no cigs except one american spirit which is a horrible place to be in regardless of whether you smoke newports or something else (unless you smoke american spirits)

[butthurtshawty]

show me a boy who likes to get up at 8 am

and i will show you my breasts

[butthurtshawty]

when my bf sleeps at my house and leaves my whole bed smells like artisan italian pizza and chicken sausage. if that ain't romance idk what is.

[haus-of-ill-repute]

[butthurtshawty]

fifth reblog not spamming everyone needs to know 

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