' to be known the way you
should is to put yourself
through hell '
sacrificial angel ,
dirty slut with needs
minnie ૮꒰ྀི ꒱ྀིა. she/her. 8teen. daughter of cain && sparkle jump rope queen. cabin ten angel. gold jewellery. long brown hair && big brown eyes combo. alfie buttle's mrs. certified ukyt tumblr morgan burwtisle lover. midlands bby. mixed. minnie cain and alfie tucker — ellie , 2026 x
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( no i don’t think i have a chance with any of the people i write about, that’s why i write about it instead of deluding myself into thinking it’s possible xx )
masterlist ! requesting rules & blog info ! anons !
i fucking love asmr but there’s nothing more i hate regarding it when the person has really clicky whispers and i can hear all the noises in their mouth. like it actually makes me so angry and irritated LMAOO
what is the science behind this coz it genuinely ruins my mood and makes me uncomfortable
content: established relationship , fluff , swearing , social media at the end
A popular trend you'd seen floating around recently was girls pranking their boyfriends that their tampons had gotten stuck and they needed help getting it out.
Your boyfriend — Arthur — had never been one to shy away from the topic of periods, nor did he feel the need to embarrass you or become disgusted if the sheets or your underwear needed a wash after a mid-night leak.
Now was the perfect time to do this as you were on your period and he knew it, having stocked up the pantry with the only food you were in the mood for when on your period.
You scuttled off into the bathroom, Arthur not questioning it.
You set your phone up on top of the toilet, masking it behind some toilet roll so the camera would still catch the scene.
"Arthur!" You shouted, using your fake panicked voice.
"Yeah?" His voice was heard from behind the door.
"Please can you come in?" You pleaded, "The doors unlocked."
It creaked open and he stepped inside, observing your 'stressed' state.
"What's the matter?"
"It's stuck." You whispered, "My tampon's stuck."
His eyes widened a fraction of an amount, "S-Sorry?"
"I tried pulling it out but the string snapped off and I can't get it out." You lied, nibbling your bottom lip for extra effect.
"What do you normally do in this situation?"
"I don't now, Arthur! I've never had one stuck before! I don't wanna get toxic shock syndrome!" You fake being stressed.
"Okay, okay, you won't. Maybe calm down first, just... what do you want to do?" Arthur reassured you, placing his hands on your hips.
"I... Can you get it out for me?"
He blinked blankly at you, stunned for a moment before whispering like it was a crime to ask his question, "What do I need to do?"
"Just... pull it out, I think."
He exhaled heavily and nodded rapidly, "Okay. Okay, that's fine. Just... with my fingers, yeah?"
You snorted as he seemed to be mentally preparing himself, bringing a hand up to your face to smother your laughter.
"W-Why are you laughing?"
"It's— a— prank—“ You got out through giggles, taking your phone out from behind the fortress of toilet rolls.
"Wait... So your tampon isn't stuck?"
"No."
"Oh, thank God!" He let out a loud huff, "I thought I was gonna have to strap my phone to my head for a flashlight like a cave diver! Good God, never scare me like that again!"
You laughed, panning the camera up to his face, "So you wouldn't have done it if it was real?"
"You know full well I would've gone in there like a flipping gynaecologist if you needed me too." He tutted, feigning an unimpressed demeanour as he walked out the bathroom.
Later on, after posting the video and letting the likes and comments roll in, you decided to cut up some watermelon into little star shapes as your sign of gratitude to Arthur for being such a good sport and willing to do that for you.
"For my DIY gynaecologist." You snorted, handing him the plate, "My superstar."
"Har har, very funny." He rolled his eyes, taking the plate and wrapping his arms around your shoulders once you had taken your spot beside him. "What are the fans saying?"
You shrugged, opening your phone and checking the video.
comments:
userone arthur serving 👁️👄👁️ at the start
usertwo 'like a cave diver' IS INSANE WORK
userthree arthur taking 'happy wife happy life' too seriously by being ready to get her period blood all over his hands'
— arthurtv i feel as though it should be the bare minimum to help your girlfriend/ wife out when she's struggling???
userfour get her an acting role 🏆
userfive 'what do i need to do?' PLEASE WHY IS HE WHISPERING LIKE HES SHIPPING DRUGS☠️☠️
usersix 'with my fingers?' no arthur with kitchen utensils????
— arthurtv pliers?
— chrismd.official that's disgusting.
italianbach period queen! slay the boots house down💋💋💋
— userseven i cant tell if this is liv or bach
— georgeclarkeey bach.
— arthurtv bach.
— yourusername bach.
usereight this is so beautiful cabin crew scarlett johansson
LMAO i just read the arabella liv and bach request 😭😭 its so funny i love how ur brain works
would u ever write a full drabble of the whole gang watching arabella while ab and reader are away on a date or something of that nature? i feel like it would be soo chaotic (for clarification this isnt a request, more so like a question!! love u lots)
i would yes!! i could do a post where each section is a time where each couple/ youtuber has looked after her while you two were away xx
HI MINNIEEE have u ever thought of bach and liv babysitting arabella LMAO i feel like it would be soo funny
PLS IT WOULD BE CHAOS
i can see bach pulling faces at her and teaching her how to make fun of alfie all while liv is trying to get her to colour and have a good time
also for some reason i imagine it being announced mid-filming for bach, like liv just barges in holding arabella and suddenly she’s in the video.
title: Millenial Cringe (ft. An In Real Life Baby)
liv 100% spoils her and gets her any food, any clothes, and toys. can also see her manipulating her into convincing bach to allow her to get more mugs😭😭
‘bella, can you tell isaac i can have more mugs?’
‘liv, don’t!’
‘zack, more mug’
‘manners.’
‘please’
‘liv this is evil’
‘i have mug?’
‘yes! you can have a mug! good job— isaac, i dare you to look into AB and reader’s eyes and tell them you denied their child of a mug.’
‘you’re so bad.’
i think back would also be weirdly good with her like if she had a meltdown or hurt herself, he seems like he could come to a level with a baby and help calm her before making her feel better with jokes and laughter
and now julia has some vendetta against mica and samraj???? it’s genuinely a weird pattern now, first jas, then priya and now them. and she made a comment that seemed like it was towards priya and aidan, she said something like basically saying there should be a different couple in the bottom obviously aimed at them
obviously it might not be the reason or any part of it at all and it’s not exactly fair to speculate with no proof BUT it does look very strange and honestly I think should be acknowledged more
ellie and lorenzo’s chat had me tearing up I love both of them so much
kav listens to aidan way too much , I get it’s his brother but he’s so easily swayed by the boys I understand why Jas would be having doubts cause I think as a viewer it does sort of come across that way, Jas is obviously in love with him and has said it but it does appear like kav maybe isn’t there yet. idkkk though
im lowk still hanging onto jarenzo as if there’s anything left there it’s genuinely just pure delusion now
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i actually think the advice aidan gave kav was the best he’s ever given, but then again the bar isn’t very high with him 😭😭😭
🌴, i am still holding onto jarenzo idec i need them so bad, whether it’s platonically or romantically i just need to be fed them
what u said about julia is honestly bang on. without accusing her of anything outright, it’s something that needs to be questioned and had eyebrows raised to. this is 3/3 brown islanders she’s gunned for (i don’t even like samraj i actually think he’s jarring) and on top of that, mica too??? another non-white islander??? who’s next??? angie and simba??? like idk her energy is just weird to them and im not a fan
on top of this, multiple black love island content creators have come out and said her behaviour is strangely microaggressive. whether people wanna listen to the dogwhistle or not is up them
ellie and lorenzo might be my favourite platonic couple from love island, they just work so well together and i think they understand each other. i would’ve said shakira and connor but shes been pmo recently on the debrief, so i’ll keep my mouth shut ☺️☺️☺️
but i’ve actually agreed with all ur takes anon, i’m starting to think we’re the same person 😆😆xx
Hey girl have u seen that thing about Julia being a reform voter
i have! i’m not entirely sure it’s true because people are saying it’s edited + she follows left wing parties as well.
HOWEVER i personally wouldn’t follow a news channel that is known for blaming immigrants, spreading propaganda, a hate train and islamophobic rhetoric. that’s just me tho, to each their own x
I actually got so emotional over tonight’s episode omg! Like Lorenzo telling Ellie to sleep on it🥺 I kinda agree with what Julia said when they were voting about not punishing Ellie but then jasmine was so right when she said that if they vote all the strong couples to leave then there will be no one left for the final, whilst I agree with what Julia said I kinda dont like her going around stating that they all made the wrong decision cause you can obviously see it’s upsetting mica.
stop i love ellie i was so sad for her but i understand where she’s coming from totally. it’s not so much her connection with fin, it’s just that she doesn’t think she’s going to get anything better in two weeks that’s worth staying for. love her to bits
lorenzo was so sweet with her and i’m glad he’s been guiding her along this journey and helping her come to conclusions about things.
i can’t wait to see their friendship on the outside i think it’s going to be so sweet to see their reunion and i can’t wait to hear what ellie has to say in podcasts etc.
unpopular opinion, julia wasn’t ‘real’ for what she was saying, and she didn’t give a shit about ellie, she just didn’t want martha to go home. on top of that, eliminating mica and samraj means less competition for her and lorenzo to get to the final
the way she was kicking mica when she was already down wasn’t very nice at all. mica was sobbing about feeling bad and julia went ‘yeah u should’ve gone instead, sorry’ like how rude???
also i feel for jas so bad i think she’s right on the money. kav could love her but i think she’s in love with him, and that’s the difference. i don’t think it’s gonna end well for either of them on the outside and maybe it’s just not meant to be 🤷♀️ will still back my girl to the day i die i fucking love her
also her standing up for julia and saying ‘it’s good that she’s opinionated’. meanwhile, when jasmine was opinionated, julia called her a bitch and said her mistreatment was her own fault
other than that, i laughed when elicia went home ☠️ like yeah bye, that’s what u get for trying to drag other girls down in an attempt to make yourself feel better about being rejected
arabella is the type of toddler to wave at and say hi to everyone all the time and it stresses tf out of alfie coz he’s the least sociable parent, and she loves to do it when it’s just them
elicia is genuinely so jarring sorry hate to say it I get its difficult coming in as a bombshell and she doesn’t owe loyalties to anyone whereas the boys do BUT she’s just doing too much the last episode
i just think it’s so rude how both her and julia can’t wrap their heads around the fact aidan likes priya? and with Julia insulting jas when she came in it’s just a weird look to have for the both of them
i also really just don’t understand where she’s coming from, aidan and priya coupled up like a couple days before casa, they obviously weren’t going in exclusive, and ever since casa it’s been clear they like each other?? idk it’s just strange how elicia can’t seem to grasp that as a bombshell there’s obviously going to be a difference in connection compared to people who have been there from the start
the way martha julia and elicia were talking about priya today was just pure rage bait, I genuinely don’t understand how anyone can be on their side. and I’m getting so bored of the whole situation with them
ngl i miss jas kicking off I want more opportunities for her to put men in their place xxx
i also just don’t like Julia and lorenzo together anymore, I feel like they won’t work on the outside and they’ll definitely clash with how different they are in terms of involvement in drama and I actually think if she keeps getting into arguments with his friends it could sway him a little because he obviously values friendship so much
(maybe I’m also biased cause I’m still rooting for jarenzo ❤️)
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whether aidan and priya are genuine or not, when you’ve got three white blonde girls picking at and making fun of a brown girl, it doesn’t look good for the at all. am i pushing it to say elicia can’t comprehend the fact that a brown girl got picked over her? much like belle couldn’t comprehend leanne being chosen over her?
elicia acting like she’s the other woman in both of these situations is so fucking funny coz like YOU HAVENT BEEN HERE LMAOOOO. in fact, all three of them sat there talking about ‘they were a friendship couple in casa’. yeah mate, casa amour was like two weeks ago now. a lot can happen in that time!!!
elicia doesn’t like aidan, she’s just panicking coz none of the other guys are interested in her and her time in the villa is looking pretty useless. also her judging priya for going from ethan to aidan as if she didn’t do the same with finley to aidan
i’m so happy jas told priya what julia was saying to aidan tho, but also i hope she buts in like she would’ve at the beginning and says something.
i also don’t care if priya is playing a game she’s so jokes i actually love her.
++ yes, 🌴!!! everyone seems to have conveniently forgotten julia’s immediate hostility towards jas the moment she got into the villa and it makes me rage. i don’t like her at all lmfao, and i’m sick of ppl saying ‘she’s just polish’ ‘she’s just eastern european’ ??? that’s not an excuse for her behaviour ??? as someone who’s friends with polish people, they’re not all ‘cut and dry’ or blunt, it’s all down to them as a person
everyone had issues with jas when she spoke up and said her two pence in other peoples situations, but it’s ok for julia? dpmo
